₦airaland Forum

Thank God I already have herd immunity. The loss of taste and smell symptoms that I experienced in for a week in 2020 was really awful, I had never experienced such a thing in my life before. Food taste like shit, the fact that you can't smell anything makes you feel like you're out of touch with the world.

Lalami3232:
Na free people dey fvck dem?
E just be like say you dey tell me to go thank all the bus drivers/conductors wey carry me last year. I paid for the services na

Don't mind the woman, you don't need to go and thank the prostitutes you fvck last year, because you paid for the services.

Ahh, another dead man.

Kwanshoko or whatever his name is, meant the northern cabal.

Let this be a lesson to all youth out there, no sex before marriage doesn't mean no checking before marriage.

As a guy, if you don't check the body of your fiancee before marriage, then you're an idot.

And if your fiancee did not allow you to check her body before marriage, then there is something wrong somewhere.

tyup:
but why dem never die?

Some of them dey die. Just like wrestlers wey dey take performance enhancement drugs, some go just die without cause. Rip Eddie Guerrero.

What many foolish men don't know when they watch porn is that the actors take sex enhancement drugs before displaying that level of performance you see them display.

Fire fire, e no want quench quench

give me plenty water make I quench the fire.

Fire burn, fire burn fire burn fire burn fire burn all the bad people them fire burn.

The man wey no like better thing fire burn.

-Daddy showkey.

The way people take dey post photos of the new house they buy in Lagos for social media, be like house dey very cheap for Lagos.

Why all of them come dey ride olden days bicycle?

Modern bicycle owners no dey Rivers State ni. Or they are not allowed to participate.

2020 was the year of COVID-19.

2021 was the year of COVID-19 vaccine.

I wonder what year 2022 would be with regards to COVID-19?

The usual there will be rainfall, there will be sunshine, price of foodstuffs will increase. Playing safe prophecies.

Anyway, I prophesy that Nairaland will hit three million members in 2022.

Which country is that kingdom located?

Nollywood actress and mother of two. Where is her husband?

let me see

Abeg I no know how to check Data usage history.

Welcome to 2022, the year of answered prayers.

good

Wonderful

Which goals?

You guys should call me when the 17th wave of COVID-19 begins.

The man must have been a heavy drinker while he was alive. And he probably died from excessive drinking in a drinking competition.

No be only rice them dey give person.

SmartPolician:
Stop all these senseless boasts.

It happens everywhere in Nigeria.

Stop lying, Northern elites don't build mosque for the people. The hundreds of mosque in the north are built by the government.

It is when a guy sleep with a girl that has high body count that he would feel the urge to use performance enhancing drugs because he knows she would be comparing him with her previous sex partners.

But un the end drug is still drug, if you take it excessively, overtime it will damage your body system.

One thing I hate the most on Christmas day is when people I visit are giving me soft drinks. I mean shebi they want me to spend the entire boxing day in the toilet?

Will cook fried rice and fowl tomorrow.

The fowl already butchered, Rice ingredients prepared for tomorrow early morning cooking.

Anyway, Merry Christmas

Chief insecurity officer preciding over Emergency security meeting, how the meeting go take produce good result. Like my brother said above, waste of time.

ok

Ordinary 14k debit from your account nai you run come Nairaland come dey screem.

Between his son and his phone it is easy to tell which is more valuable to him. He is carrying his son and holding his phone, but his attention is on his phone. Smh for this generation of parents.

This was how Dbanj lost his son that year. The child fell into the pool because even though there were people at home, no one was paying attention to the boy.

If she wanted a responsible husband, then why did she marry an Amajiri?