vengertime:
Nigerian security bastards will never admit that they have casualties on their own side if you don't snap them pictures while they lay on the ground like goats.

How are we sure they're not Fulani herdsmen trying to kidnap abians

Awon Chuck Norris

Double0h7:


You call it scamming, nature called it Feminine. That’s our gift. It’s when we lower our crowns and deal with you dusties as individuals that you go and call us names. It’s love that ruins a woman’s status. You think men marrying multiple women is a flex? Every woman, every day, has 10s (100s! Depending on her beauty) of men at her service, with gifts, money, love, and body but we’re only looking for 1. Small boys and poverty has ruined our status but every day new generations are born so nothing to worry about. The era of dusties is over soon. Better get yourself a job instead of talking shi like a woman 😂😂😂

SocialJustice:
There's a girl doing this to me now. You no be virgin, you say no sex before marriage. 😂😂😂😂 Some girls are low key insane.

Kelvin30286063:
On Wednesday 6th of December, I was driving my family from Ondo to Akure to launch a new business.

We plan to start the event at 12 and it was already past 11am so I was rushing. Along Akure road, I saw this three police convoy going in front but they were not very fast.

I have a really fast car so I was like, I should overtake them and be on my way, I flashed the last pickup with about 3 policemen at the back but they didn't make any reaction and didn't gesture for me to go.

The road ahead of us was long and free, no incoming vehicles so I saw it as an opportunity.

After flashing twice again and no response, I decided to overtake all three pickup vehicles quickly so I switched to sport mode and decided to use my pedal shifter to go faster.

As soon as I revved and started overtaking them, they went crazy and started driving zig-zag on the road leaving me absolutely no room to go.

At the end they ran me into the nearly bush and parked me off. One of them decided to use their vehicles to intentionally brush my car while parking me off the road. They all came down, almost 20 of them and started shooting in the air.

They started shouting come down from this car! Hitting my car everywhere with fist and hitting my glass with the tail of their guns. Somehow my window didn't break even after they hit them 5 or 6 times. (Respect to Acura on that)

One of them pointed his gun at my vehicle and was about to shoot. I roll down my glass and started begging them.

My wife was sitting in front with me and my 2 year old daughter was sitting at the back in the hand of a friend we took along with us to act as MC for the occasion.

My wife quickly collected my daughter from the guy and held her to her chest cos she was already panicking and crying.

I think that was what saved our live cos as soon as they saw my daughter, somehow they calm down a little and started trying to drag me out of the car.

I vehemently refused to go down cos I know I will be beaten or even shot. After a few minutes of acting upset, shooting in the air, one of them that was fat and looks like their leader came down from the middle van.

That was the first time I noticed that the middle van was actually covered at the back which means they may be carrying something. They didn't use a bullion van so there was no indication that they were moving money and they didn't use siren either.

Long story short, the big guy that looked like the boss came to me and said why did I overtake them.

I explained that we were in a hurry and I flashed a few times before I attempted to overtake them and I also saw that the road was clear.

He looked at me, looked at my wife, looked at my crying daughter and looked at the guy at the back then asked me to come down that nothing will happen to me, I took my company's ID card and my guy at the back and I came down.

He checked the ID and said don't do that again. The others were shouting he must follow us to the station bla bla bla but he was calm.

Eventually they let us go.

They damaged the bumper of my vehicle in the process.

I know I was in the wrong by overtaking them without anyone gesturing that I can go but seriously, WHAT IS THE RULE TO THAT?
Especially on highway, with a wider road and not within the city.

I had to apologise to my family later cos I know it was a traumatic experience for them and I accepted my fault but I'm still confused on how I was wrong. The road was straight, long, clear of incoming vehicles and I flashed and horned.

Are we expected to follow convoy from wherever we see them to where ever they are going even if they are driving at 80km per hr?

Eyanbahose:
how much last

lhordspy:
Immediately i saw the headline. I knew this is definitely from sahara reporter for sure.


Sahara reporter with its gossip-like sensational news. No concrete proof or tangible evidence. Just hearsay and gossips from nonexistent anonymous source.

The 'country is sick crew ' are ready to feast.

Elizkid:


Note 9 Pro is available. 16k

Adeleke2023:
Samsung note 20 ultra screen with black dot on the top available for sale... My note 20 ultra screen went black out few weeks ago and I decided to go for the aliexpress defect screen because of the lower prices... I ordered and after waiting for days waiting for the screen to be delivered and it was stuck in Nigeria custom... I went for another screen and to my own surprise, custom later released dis screen yesterday and now with speedaf for home delivery... But I already fixed the phone screen because I really can't wait due to work...

NightCrawler1:
Anyone with Samsung Galaxy A50 follow come, copy or replacement screen for sale, please indicate with your price and number for me to reach you... Thanks

Ashez:
I challenge any urchin, if Tinubu will pin point any 5 of the hundreds of bedivilling issues tormenting Nigerians, and how he intends tackling them, secondly Tinubu doesn't attack one or more persons in the process of his campaign speech, and thirdly if he makes one bit of a sense if at all he would be given the opportunity to embarrass himself,
We been dey buy fuel 145 and they boldly told us it's not okay, that they will make it cheaper, na 360 we dey buy am currently, as for kerosene and diesel, that one na story for another day, dey kain death wey this country record last year, that unfortunately could have been avoided if proper security measures are in place, the high rate of kidnappings and herdsmen atrocities, that they present day APC led government has failed to address or even say a damn thing about, mheeen, where we wan start and where we wan end, yet the useless party still get guts dey campaign.
Anyway, thank God we are wiser now, make them tour the entire country, our minds have been made up, Obi we know and in God we trust. The Obedient generation.

Gwan2:
Logically, I go think where I been enter...I go come use somebody phone to call my number,,,Now two things are involved

Is either the phone rings or is switched off.....if the phone rings, is safe ....if is switched off......two things are involved

Is either na me mistakenly sit down on the phone wey make am off before I misplaced it or somebody don help me switch am off......If na me switch am off, is safe.....If na somebody help me switch am off.....two things are involved

Is either the person still dey the funeral ground, or the person don change location

If the person still dey the funeral ground, the phone is still safe, if the person don change location.....two things are involved

Is either the person don reach him house with the phone or he don go computer village with the phone

if he go house with the phone,, the phone is safe.....if na computer village....two things are involved

USE YOUR HEAD FINISH AM

Mynd44:
Ajayi Boroface Steps Down For Tinubu (APC Presidential Primary)