Phones › Re: The New Samasung GALAXY S25 EDGE Is Out. The Iphone Of Samsung by jakD(m): 6:47am On May 13, 2025 |
Just imagine! Samsung is stupid. 3,900mAh for this nice phone. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians To Pay More For Ids As NIMC Raises Service Fees by jakD(m): 11:45am On May 02, 2025 |
Even after, you'll still see some dangerously poor idi-ots in support of that wicked soul in Aso Rock. |
Islam › Re: Why Lying, When What Has Been Destined Will Surely Be? by jakD(m): 11:30am On May 02, 2025 |
Thank you so much for this. I'm glad I read this article. It is a great word of encouragement for me. |
Politics › Re: Okpebholo Suspends Security Chief Over Uromi Killings by jakD(m): 2:23pm On Mar 30, 2025 |
Zionmdde: Rubbish Puppets!!!!! Apc is all about licking asses of northerners
Will the security chiefs be suspended if 100 edo people were killed by herdsmen?
Foolish leaders in the south will sure not mind putting their people under the bus
Instead of southerners rallying behind this trigger to put an end to northerners carrying guns and weapons on our soil, we will rather go and suck their pricks.
Idiots, for all those calling them innocent hunters. Say amen to my prayers May all of you jam these innocent hunters on the highway or in your farms. Amen!!!! Brother, I can only say THANK YOU for this sensible comment. |
Politics › Re: Emergency In Rivers: Who Advised President Tinubu To Do This? - Senator Ojudu by jakD(m): 12:03pm On Mar 19, 2025 |
Truths9ja: jubilations where? Where’s the pictures of jubilation? Dey play, funny troller Let him be fooling himself. I reside in Port Harcourt. I'm a Yoruba but this Sim is just so a good guy. No one is happy with that useless presidential decision, not even the military. |
Business › Re: Banks Begin ₦100 On-Site ATM Charges, ₦600 For Off-Site Per ₦20,000 Withdrawal by jakD(m): 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2025 |
Finquas: Is POS a better option... Dem go increase too.. watch out  They increased it already. I withdrew 15k with #500 yesterday. That was where I first got the news. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine's Parliament Affirms No Elections During Wartime In Rebuff To Trump by jakD(m): 4:46pm On Feb 25, 2025 |
Trump is disappointing on the Ukraine/Russia war. |
Politics › Re: Residents Rush To Scoop Groundnut Oil As Tanker Overturns In Niger State by jakD(m): 7:07pm On Jan 21, 2025 |
Some people are just not worthy to be called human being. After the recent incident in that same state just barely 72 hours, one wouldn't expect any human being, whether sane or insane to even think of going near a fallen tanker again. Just see them, they would do the same if it were to be a fuel tanker. |
Politics › Re: Gov Ododo Expresses Sympathy Following Deadly Kogi Boat Accident by jakD(m): 8:59am On Nov 30, 2024*. Modified: 9:22am On Nov 30, 2024 |
May their souls rest in peace.
By the way, most Nigerians are beautifully foolish and responsible for their own disasters. Go to Lagos, Port Harcourt, and Akwa Ibom waterways, you'll beg and force boat passengers to wear life jackets, some will get mad at you and some will ignore you as if it's not for their own safety.
[color=#000000]September 2024, I boarded a boat in Lagos, a woman there kept her life jacket beside her as if that was the purpose, I begged her to wear it persuading her that it was for her safety. This woman reluctantly took the life jacket and hung it on her neck and that was all! She didn't tie or fasten the hook. I had to leave her alone. [/color]
Most Nigerians in moving vehicles will use seat belts only when they see FRSC officials on the road, as if they're doing it not for their own safety.
God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬.
|
Foreign Affairs › Re: Syria Rebels Say They Reached Aleppo City In Surprise Sweep (Photos) by jakD(m): 5:59am On Nov 30, 2024 |
Seems like Syria will never be calm again when I thought this fight was over already. 2011 till date! |
Politics › Re: Katsina Group Hails Matawalle For Eliminating Bandit Leader Abu Saleh by jakD(m): 9:12am On Nov 27, 2024 |
oluseyiforjesus: That is y dey collect salary why hail dem It would have been good you kept quiet at least to conceal your foolishness. |
Politics › Re: Late Gen Lagbaja Motivated Troops (Throwback video) by jakD(m): 2:21pm On Nov 06, 2024 |
It's not just about doing push-ups; the late Chadian President Idris Deby would even join his men on the frontlines. What motivation could be greater than that for soldiers?
Rest in peace anyway, at least far better than one useless Buratai. Alvin212: Useless ewedu eating retard
Your death is good news He's dead! Calm down. |
Properties › Re: Builders In The House, What Could The Cause Of This? [photos] by jakD(m): 3:33pm On Nov 04, 2024 |
slaawomirr: Damnnn niggar Isoright Just fill it up with well mixed concentrated cement
All this are a result of greediness Una nor dey want buy enough cement for molding blocks... Imagine una go dey do 1 bag of cement for 50 block
Instead of maximum of 33 blocks..same mistakes people are doing..they will run to buy metcopo roofing not knowing that if the wood work is not done by professional you will suffer later...just go for long span roofing
Damnnn niggar Them dey see huzzle way I never first do..sometimes when people say I'm a keyboard warrior...I just laugh at them because they don't know what a real niggarrr have been through I don first work for bakery, work for hotel. We don do legbuke I don first work as civil servant.....federal government staff to be precise..got angry one day after realising there is no life in civil servant job...withheld salary sometimes, promotion arrears delayed..hazard allowance not found. I resigned..stupid ippis...I bought a laptop then I started keyboarding..first it was hell for seven months but when I received my first steam card of more than 500 dolls I realised there is hope I read your comments and I was impressed. I'm a civil servant too whose salary isn't even enough for me. Having a laptop, what can I do to earn a good living? Please, advise. |
Properties › Re: Builders In The House, What Could The Cause Of This? [photos] by jakD(m): 3:32pm On Nov 04, 2024 |
slaawomirr: Damnnn niggar Isoright Just fill it up with well mixed concentrated cement
All this are a result of greediness Una nor dey want buy enough cement for molding blocks... Imagine una go dey do 1 bag of cement for 50 block
Instead of maximum of 33 blocks..same mistakes people are doing..they will run to buy metcopo roofing not knowing that if the wood work is not done by professional you will suffer later...just go for long span roofing
Damnnn niggar Them dey see huzzle way I never first do..sometimes when people say I'm a keyboard warrior...I just laugh at them because they don't know what a real niggarrr have been through I don first work for bakery, work for hotel. We don do legbuke I don first work as civil servant.....federal government staff to be precise..got angry one day after realising there is no life in civil servant job...withheld salary sometimes, promotion arrears delayed..hazard allowance not found. I resigned..stupid ippis...I bought a laptop then I started keyboarding..first it was hell for seven months but when I received my first steam card of more than 500 dolls I realised there is hope I read your comments and I was impressed. I'm a civil servant too whose salary isn't even enough for me. Having a laptop, what do you advise I do to earn a good living? Please, advise. |
Crime › Re: 3 Bandits’ Collaborators Arrested In Taraba State (Pictures) by jakD(m): 11:48am On Oct 18, 2024 |
It's okay. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Made A Big Mistake Tonight, They Will Pay For It - Netanyahu by jakD(m): 10:16pm On Oct 01, 2024 |
God bless Israel 🇮🇱. I hope Iran finds pleasure in reading the book of Lamentation soon. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by jakD(m): 7:05pm On Oct 01, 2024 |
Iran is about to enjoy some sweet calamities in return of this favour. |
Crime › Re: Unknown Gunmen Killed In Aba by jakD(m): 9:19am On Jul 30, 2024 |
|
TV/Movies › Re: Movie Review & Ratings: Kill Boro by jakD(m): 3:58pm On Jun 14, 2024 |
Seeing the reviews here, I hurriedly went to download it. I wonder if it was the same movie you guys rated! Waste of data! |
Romance › Re: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by jakD(m): 9:58am On May 18, 2024 |
Double0h7: You call it scamming, nature called it Feminine. That’s our gift. It’s when we lower our crowns and deal with you dusties as individuals that you go and call us names. It’s love that ruins a woman’s status. You think men marrying multiple women is a flex? Every woman, every day, has 10s (100s! Depending on her beauty) of men at her service, with gifts, money, love, and body but we’re only looking for 1. Small boys and poverty has ruined our status but every day new generations are born so nothing to worry about. The era of dusties is over soon. Better get yourself a job instead of talking shi like a woman 😂😂😂 It's well with your soul. |
Romance › Re: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by jakD(m): 9:50am On May 18, 2024 |
SocialJustice: There's a girl doing this to me now. You no be virgin, you say no sex before marriage. 😂😂😂😂 Some girls are low key insane. The last girl I just left, this one na condemned Tyre. After many atrocities she had committed, she started telling me rubbish like she wanted to keep her body for God till after marriage. Bitch wouldn't even hug or give me any form of romance. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Beware Of This Fake Ad by jakD(op): 7:43am On Apr 13, 2024 |
I got a post this morning on WhatsApp about some vacancies. I decided to try the link and saw that they're requesting 5K for the application. Gentlemen, it's not real. DO NOT FALL.
Pls share so others won't fall victim.
|
Car Talk › Re: What Is The Law On Overtaking Police Convoy? Was I Wrong? by jakD(m): 6:28pm On Dec 13, 2023 |
Kelvin30286063: On Wednesday 6th of December, I was driving my family from Ondo to Akure to launch a new business.
We plan to start the event at 12 and it was already past 11am so I was rushing. Along Akure road, I saw this three police convoy going in front but they were not very fast.
I have a really fast car so I was like, I should overtake them and be on my way, I flashed the last pickup with about 3 policemen at the back but they didn't make any reaction and didn't gesture for me to go.
The road ahead of us was long and free, no incoming vehicles so I saw it as an opportunity.
After flashing twice again and no response, I decided to overtake all three pickup vehicles quickly so I switched to sport mode and decided to use my pedal shifter to go faster.
As soon as I revved and started overtaking them, they went crazy and started driving zig-zag on the road leaving me absolutely no room to go.
At the end they ran me into the nearly bush and parked me off. One of them decided to use their vehicles to intentionally brush my car while parking me off the road. They all came down, almost 20 of them and started shooting in the air.
They started shouting come down from this car! Hitting my car everywhere with fist and hitting my glass with the tail of their guns. Somehow my window didn't break even after they hit them 5 or 6 times. (Respect to Acura on that)
One of them pointed his gun at my vehicle and was about to shoot. I roll down my glass and started begging them.
My wife was sitting in front with me and my 2 year old daughter was sitting at the back in the hand of a friend we took along with us to act as MC for the occasion.
My wife quickly collected my daughter from the guy and held her to her chest cos she was already panicking and crying.
I think that was what saved our live cos as soon as they saw my daughter, somehow they calm down a little and started trying to drag me out of the car.
I vehemently refused to go down cos I know I will be beaten or even shot. After a few minutes of acting upset, shooting in the air, one of them that was fat and looks like their leader came down from the middle van.
That was the first time I noticed that the middle van was actually covered at the back which means they may be carrying something. They didn't use a bullion van so there was no indication that they were moving money and they didn't use siren either.
Long story short, the big guy that looked like the boss came to me and said why did I overtake them.
I explained that we were in a hurry and I flashed a few times before I attempted to overtake them and I also saw that the road was clear.
He looked at me, looked at my wife, looked at my crying daughter and looked at the guy at the back then asked me to come down that nothing will happen to me, I took my company's ID card and my guy at the back and I came down.
He checked the ID and said don't do that again. The others were shouting he must follow us to the station bla bla bla but he was calm.
Eventually they let us go.
They damaged the bumper of my vehicle in the process.
I know I was in the wrong by overtaking them without anyone gesturing that I can go but seriously, WHAT IS THE RULE TO THAT? Especially on highway, with a wider road and not within the city.
I had to apologise to my family later cos I know it was a traumatic experience for them and I accepted my fault but I'm still confused on how I was wrong. The road was straight, long, clear of incoming vehicles and I flashed and horned.
Are we expected to follow convoy from wherever we see them to where ever they are going even if they are driving at 80km per hr? Hi bro.
Next time, even if you are to overtake a convoy at all, either you have a tinted glass or not, whine down all glasses completely first. Flash them like you did, then turn on your indicator light to show your intention. Flash them again, make a move by swerving to the other lane and then, flash them again why in that other lane. This time the drivers will be aware of your intention and not just the guards alone.
Thank God for your safety anyway. |
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus For Sale by jakD(op): 11:37am On Jun 11, 2023 |
|
Phones › Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus For Sale by jakD(op): 4:25am On Jun 11, 2023*. Modified: 11:37am On Jun 11, 2023 |
No fault or crack whatsoever. Barely 7 months old. 8/128GB ELEME Port-Harcourt
165k
WhatsApp 080sixty21forty-seven82 |
Career › Re: ‘I Rely On Sex Work To Survive,’ - Policewoman by jakD(m): 6:51pm On Jun 05, 2023 |
lhordspy: Immediately i saw the headline. I knew this is definitely from sahara reporter for sure.
Sahara reporter with its gossip-like sensational news. No concrete proof or tangible evidence. Just hearsay and gossips from nonexistent anonymous source.
The 'country is sick crew ' are ready to feast. If you have nothing sensible to say, then keep quiet. They got recruited into the service and till today, they've not been paid and here you are condemning the media speaking up for them instead of condemning the authorities involved. |
Phones › Re: In Need Of Samsung A50 And Redmi Note 9 Pro Screens by jakD(op): 4:33pm On May 24, 2023 |
Elizkid: Note 9 Pro is available. 16k Can we talk on WhatsApp please? 08060214782 |
Phones › In Need Of Samsung A50 And Redmi Note 9 Pro Screens by jakD(op): 5:50am On Apr 30, 2023 |
Hi guys. Anyone with a dead Samsung A50 or dead Redmi Note 9 pro android phones? I'm in need of the screens. Please holla at me. |
Phones › Re: Samsung Note 20 Ultra Screen Available by jakD(m): 5:41am On Apr 30, 2023 |
Adeleke2023: Samsung note 20 ultra screen with black dot on the top available for sale... My note 20 ultra screen went black out few weeks ago and I decided to go for the aliexpress defect screen because of the lower prices... I ordered and after waiting for days waiting for the screen to be delivered and it was stuck in Nigeria custom... I went for another screen and to my own surprise, custom later released dis screen yesterday and now with speedaf for home delivery... But I already fixed the phone screen because I really can't wait due to work... Hi guys. Who has dead Samsung A50 or dead Redmi Note 9 pro with working screen? Please holla at me. |
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jakD(m): 5:32am On Apr 30, 2023 |
Hi guys. Who has dead Samsung A50 or dead Redmi Note 9 pro with working screen? Please holla at me @ 08060 214 782 . |
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by jakD(m): 5:31am On Apr 30, 2023 |
Hi guys. Who has dead Samsung A50 or dead Redmi Note 9 pro with working screen? Please holla at me @ 08060 214 782 . |
Phones › Re: Samsung Official Thread by jakD(m): 5:29am On Apr 30, 2023 |
Hi guys. Who has dead Samsung A50 or dead Redmi Note 9 pro with working screen? Please holla at me. |