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Phones › Re: USSD: MTN Snubs Banks, Links 77 Million Subscribers To FINTECH Platforms by jakD(m): 5:38am On Apr 04, 2021

MASTAkiLLAh:
Good one from MTN, the greedy banks can go suck a rhino's díck

While I do not know the origin of their feud, I still believe MTN is at fault. Have you wondered why only MTN has problem with every bank? not even just with a bank.

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Family › Re: Who Is The Head Of The Family? Husband, Wife Or Both by jakD(m): 5:32am On Apr 04, 2021

Permit me to answer you this way.

If you are married, is your wife the chief of your house?

And if you're unmarried, is your mother the chief of your house?

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Business › Re: Help! Kudabank Is Ignoring Me And Not Crediting My Account Either. by jakD(op): 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2021

murphyrichy:
has it been solved?

No. They claimed cash depositing takes 24-72 hours for processing.

I know I've entered this anyway.

Business › Re: Help! Kudabank Is Ignoring Me And Not Crediting My Account Either. by jakD(op): 2:23pm On Mar 11, 2021

beinstein:
Message them on twitter.
They respond quicker when you drop your concern under a post, I so don't inbox them first ooo.
They'll be the one to inbox you when you post your concern under their tweet.

Thank you.

Business › Re: Help! Kudabank Is Ignoring Me And Not Crediting My Account Either. by jakD(op): 12:48pm On Mar 11, 2021

DaddyRochie1642:
The Money is gone

That's why I'm seeking advice on what to do.

Business › Help! Kudabank Is Ignoring Me And Not Crediting My Account Either. by jakD(op): 12:44pm On Mar 11, 2021*

Yesterday, 10th of March, 2021, I deposited a cash of 32K into my Kudabank account through a Zenith branch. Till now, I haven't been credited and all mails to kuda attaching the evidence of payment have been ignored, even my chats with them have been ignored.
Their customer care line that I found online remain switched off.
I went to Zenith this morning to complain but the cashier said there is nothing they can do since the money already left their end and that I should relate with Kuda.
Guys, Please advise!

Politics › Re: Forgery: Appeal Court Reserves Judgement On Obaseki's Eligibility Suit by jakD(m): 2:52pm On Mar 08, 2021

I thought University of Ibadan affirmed that he was a student there? APC has got too much problems.

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Politics › Re: Jangebe, Zamfara School Abduction: ‘Close To 550 Girls Are Missing’ by jakD(m): 1:18pm On Feb 26, 2021

Kriss216:
Police can easily trace a robber that stole a car in Lagos and travel to Ogbomoso but can't trace a group of people that kidnapped over 500 girls staying in the same state?

500 girls o not 500 fowls.

Can someone explain this to me?

I'm equally amazed as you are.

Etrusen:
but where them dey carry their victim pass?

abi nor be near community their school dey ?

no check point?

how 200 bandits take kidnap 500 people without no security attention ?

It's surprising because to convey 500 people, one will need at least thirty eighteen seater buses or at least 13 coach buses or at least 3 heavy duty trucks. So, how could this have possibly happened when the security forces weren't on strike that time!

Nigeria is gone.
Northern Nigeria is doomed!

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Politics › Re: Soldier Disarming An IED With His Bare Hands In Kafan Ruwa, Borno (Video) by jakD(m): 6:22pm On Feb 17, 2021

Dalil8:
They literally have the same meaning

Lalasticlala have you seen this? This soldier is braveeee!

May God bless and protect our gallant men in uniform

Chief, they do not have same meaning. Take to his correction.

Cheerio!

Phones › Re: Infinix S5- I Can't Receive Calls by jakD(m): 2:27pm On Feb 15, 2021

Enddystar:
There's something called "Smart Panel" on your phone and I'm suspecting you have accidentally clicked on the CALL REJECT option there. To deactivate, simply swipe your phone screen to the right (from the left), a small pop up box containing some options will show up. Just click on "Call Reject" to toggle it ON/OFF.

You could simply go to settings, search for Smart Panel and deactivate it. Cheers

Thank you so much Chief. I had suffered so much on a phone today until I came across this post.

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Crime › Re: I Got Scammed by jakD(m): 9:15am On Feb 13, 2021

Firstly, accept my sympathy.
Secondly, could you avail us with the detailed explanation of how it happened?

Politics › Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ibaban. One Dies As Hausa Man Hits Him With Charm by jakD(m): 8:56am On Feb 13, 2021

Southern Nigeria is just too tolerant. A southern Nigerian person cannot do this thing in the Northern Nigeria and go freely.

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Politics › Re: Smuggling Becomes Booming Business In Katsina State As Land Borders Remain Shut by jakD(m): 6:26am On Feb 13, 2021

Is there even a good thing from Kastina at all?

Buhari; the devil's advocate.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tony Elumelu Foundation 2021 Entrepreneurship Programme Application Opens by jakD(m): 6:24am On Feb 13, 2021

More blessing Sir. Nice development.

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Politics › Re: 2023: Southern Nigeria Should Produce The Next President – Ganduje by jakD(m): 6:19am On Feb 13, 2021

That's a known reminder that needs no reminder. After all, Southern Nigeria is not a tenant in Nigeria.
However, I believe the presidential seat should be for the Igbo this time.

Politics › Re: Woman Arrested For Brutalising, Locking Own Son Up For Months by jakD(m): 6:13am On Feb 13, 2021

Some women are extraordinarily wicked though.

Ohizfly:
Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish them with the rod, they will not die. Punish them with the rod and save them from death.

proverbs 23:13-14

*Light my Kpoli

If that is what your sense told you the verse meant, then you should consider applying for a change of sense.

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Politics › Re: Oyo Risks Losing ₦76 Billion World Bank Funded Project To Another State by jakD(m): 6:12am On Feb 13, 2021

helinues:
Another one from Sahara deserted

Chief, your problem is greater than the available solution.

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Politics › Re: Oyo Risks Losing ₦76 Billion World Bank Funded Project To Another State by jakD(m): 6:08am On Feb 13, 2021

I couldn't read the content anyway. But then, this Makinde has been more of disappointment lately.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Says It Is Ready To Cut Ties With The European Union by jakD(m): 6:07am On Feb 13, 2021

FalseProphet1:
I see WW3 drawing close. I see a great war, the great war that will change the world getting closer and closer. This I have seen.

Your visions have always been bad. Maybe you should change your eyes.

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TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Announces Price Slash On Dstv, Gotv Decoders by jakD(m): 6:45am On Jan 30, 2021

Ciscogod:
IPTV is really giving DSTV run of their life, The truth is that the world has gone digital , even if DSTV slash to 2k naira on premium package it cannot be compare to numerous entertaining channel on an Internet Protocol Cable TV.

Life is about time and chance . Yesterday was DSTV

Could you please tell me more about this IPTV? I really need to dump my GOTV!

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Education › Re: Crack Out Your Brain: Hard Riddle For Brainstorm. by jakD(m): 8:57pm On Jan 21, 2021*

shamsin6300:
Prove it Sir.

The seven husbands ➕ the seven wives is equal to 14 people.

The seven families have seven children each... So, 7 ☓ 7 = 49 + 14 = 63.

QED!

After several thoughts, I feel the answer is 112.

Seven husbands and seven wives
That's 14
Seven children each from seven husbands is equal to 49
Seven children each from seven wives is equal to 49
49 + 49 = 98
98 + 14 = 112

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Education › Re: Crack Out Your Brain: Hard Riddle For Brainstorm. by jakD(m): 8:44pm On Jan 21, 2021

It's 63.

Crime › Re: Man Killed By Hit-And-Run Driver In Anambra (Graphic) by jakD(m): 9:24am On Jan 21, 2021

Honestly, the level of insanity in Nigeria is much greater than that of sanity.
Most Nigerian drivers speed most when in public roads, in fact, most speed more when in township roads than when on express roads chiefly roads outside town.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Issues More Than 140 Pardons And Commutations - SEE LIST by jakD(m): 5:50am On Jan 21, 2021

bjtinz:
Shameless Ass licker and Trump worshipper.

IF PMB did the same thing, you hypocrites will frothing from all sides.

I'm not sure if it was of ultimate necessity to be insulting in order to convey your point even though you've made no point here.

You seem unaware of the level of insecurity in Nigeria, the level of economy hardship, bad government policy in Nigeria, inflated petrol and market prices and what on. All thanks to your PMB.

Politics › Re: Buhari Govt Emotionally Attached To Fulani Herdsmen – Ondo Govt Fires Back by jakD(m): 9:53am On Jan 20, 2021

After knowing you have nothing to lose if you speak the truth because you've won your second term, you are now reasoning well. Cool.

It is glaring to even the blind that Buhari is either a stupid and clueless village head or he is the sponsor of all insecurities in Nigeria.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Issues More Than 140 Pardons And Commutations - SEE LIST by jakD(m): 9:43am On Jan 20, 2021

Iamgrey5:
Who is your mentor in Aso rock?

Obviously, you're a concentrated fan of Buhari! That's your mentor.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Issues More Than 140 Pardons And Commutations - SEE LIST by jakD(m): 9:24am On Jan 20, 2021*

Iamgrey5:
Best of what?

Trump didn't create America, So I don't get your analogy?

Chief, if you feel Trump is that bad, what will you speak of your mentor in the rock of Aso?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Issues More Than 140 Pardons And Commutations - SEE LIST by jakD(m): 9:11am On Jan 20, 2021

Makavelli25:
Behold the fall of a great man

Trump will pay for his actions

You are in Nigeria and shouting Trump will pay.

Believe it or not, dude is still the best. Though he isn't perfect and has his flaws, that doesn't make him worse still.

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Politics › Re: INEC Planning To Make NIN Compulsory For Voter Registration by jakD(m): 6:31am On Jan 20, 2021*

That's not new. Every damn body/organization seems to be making it compulsory lately.

Dear Nairalanders, please help a fellow Nairalander.

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Education › Re: OAU Cancels 2020/2021 Session, To Resume 2019/2020 Session February 8 by jakD(m): 6:19am On Jan 20, 2021

But were they going to jump the 2019/20 session initially?

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