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Jokes EtcThis Is Nigeria Real Face And Am Not Talking About Emmanuella by jaksabbey(op): 11:53am On May 16, 2016
Most Nigerians don't realise we've been living in The Matrix. This subsidy removal is the red pill that may wake us up to reality.

We are poor. We are broke. We've been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead.

All these years our economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption. We have kwashiorkor but because we look chubby we think we are healthy.

Those two bedrooms in Abuja going for N700 million. Those make up artists charging 500k and pre-wedding photo shoots for 700k. Aso ebi for 90k. Buying Rolexes and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport all over Lagos like keke napep.

It is all fake. It's all a mirage. We've all been living off the spoils of corruption. That's why the country is so hard now. No money circulating. Because no money to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. For civil servants to pay bogus tithes of N500k. For senators to spray dollars at their daughters' weddings. For lagos big boys to spend N2m every Friday night at nightclubs.

It's time to face reality. The party is over. Now we may see the real Nigeria and Nigerians.

Now that money will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals. It will benefit those who don't have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who can't travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays. Those who don't know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like.

Hopefully the real estate markets will crash. The theives with 15 houses in abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. I would prefer if EFCC seized and auctioned them, though.

All those in the service industry will have to revaluate their pricing. You can't charge 500k to paint faces anymore; free money don finish.

Welcome to the real world.
PoliticsRe: Photo!!! Is This Swags Or Punishment!!! Ladies Come In. by jaksabbey(m): 11:45am On May 16, 2016
Wat sud I say o
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe’s Bedroom Selfie Sent Her Fans To The Moon, Literally (photos) by jaksabbey(m): 10:29am On May 16, 2016
No mind them natural beauty my foot,
sixtus3606:
thought I was the only one see all that! :\
FamilyRe: I Can Only Breastfeed My Baby For 1 Week by jaksabbey(op): 10:24am On May 16, 2016
Medically woman are to breastfeed there baby for months even without d baby taken water.
FamilyI Can Only Breastfeed My Baby For 1 Week by jaksabbey(op): 9:02am On May 16, 2016
It's frustrating with the way and manner most of our ladies now takes life to be, imagine some ladies contemplating whether or not to breastfeed there baby just because they don't want there breast to go flat, which later lead to an argument on what makes ladies breast go flat
1) breastfeeding
2) pressing by spouse
3) using of wrapper always

Which of this do u believe cause it and how long will u let ur woman breastfeed ur baby?

PoliticsRe: How The Nigerian Government Can Solve The Fuel And Forex Crises by jaksabbey(m): 8:10am On May 16, 2016
Hmmmm
CrimeRe: Bird Turns To Woman In Agbado-ijaye, Lago by jaksabbey(m): 8:09am On May 16, 2016
If I hear?
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe’s Bedroom Selfie Sent Her Fans To The Moon, Literally (photos) by jaksabbey(m): 8:08am On May 16, 2016
Does she slip wit all dat on?
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Fawaz: I Can’t Marry A Poor Man At Age 61 by jaksabbey(m): 11:28pm On May 15, 2016
Her mind is well noted but my God can't be fooled, all what she's saying it's due to selfish interest it's nt in any way adding value to the glory of God.
Kaira333:
She just said her hrt desire. Remember God said He will give us our hrt desires dat are not evil. D last time I checked marrying a rich man is not evil so please don't go dat side
CelebritiesRe: Davido, 2face & Mr P Playing With Kids At Davido's Daughter Birthday --(video ) by jaksabbey(m): 10:42pm On May 15, 2016
Lovely, omo I fo for dis. It makes sense
RomanceRe: Why Does My Boyfriend Believe Wholeheartedly That I Am An Ogbanje? by jaksabbey(m): 10:36pm On May 15, 2016
Excuse me, Are u not? Then give me proof.
CelebritiesRe: Film Producer, Abiodun Ibitola, Dies by jaksabbey(m): 10:33pm On May 15, 2016
RIP
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Fawaz: I Can’t Marry A Poor Man At Age 61 by jaksabbey(m): 8:11pm On May 15, 2016
I will neva compare myself as God, my God is perfect and he neva said a woman should only marry a man who is rich, definitely she is d problem to herself cause am sure her Mr right will have come nd go..... she's nothing than a gold digger, I only pity her daughter cause she most nt pass that mentality to her
Kaira333:
Sorry dear, you are not her God
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Fawaz: I Can’t Marry A Poor Man At Age 61 by jaksabbey(m):
Am sorry, she will be single 4life fa




Even her daughter @30 is too old for d quality she's demanding for......




Abegi give her clay make she mode him




Word frm upsonn, take clay make u mode am

RomanceRe: How A Popular Nairalander Tried To Seduce Me To Bed Yesternight. See Pics by jaksabbey(m): 1:32pm On May 15, 2016
U no well
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson: "I Don’t Have A Relationship With My Father" by jaksabbey(m): 1:27pm On May 15, 2016
It's obvious
Jokes EtcRe: Why You Need To Be Tall by jaksabbey(op): 1:21pm On May 15, 2016
It's fun working with dis dude, they are very funny and lively people.

Thou they are short but dey have tall ambition, nothing can stand as obstacle in there way......
RomanceRe: Is This How Relationship Should Be? by jaksabbey(op): 1:13pm On May 15, 2016
Jah bless u gwritter, that's just d bottom line and what I actually want our ppl to know, I rise this topic just to let us knw d world we are now, ladies no longer care for any thing and most of them never get the rite home training again, courtesy demand a lot as human being....
ghostwritter:
@OP let me realistic with u and to all other guys who cares to listen.
DON'T EVER MARRY ALL THOSE POLISHED LOOKING GIRLS JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOK SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND HAS NO HOME TRAINING.... coz after marriage, u will get tired of all those beauty and end up feeling frustrated.
DON'T MARRY A GIRL WHOM YOU LOVE MORE....RATHER MARRY A LADY WHO LOVES AND RESPECT YOU THE MORE....pls guys don't ever date a feminist talk less of making her ur wife. MARRY A VEGETABLE AND NOT A FLOWER

Whatever u experience in ur dating or courtship life is a fraction of what u are about to witness for the rest of ur wedding life.


OP...abeg us ur head
Jokes EtcWhy You Need To Be Tall by jaksabbey(op): 11:30am On May 15, 2016
Imagine what I saw today as two A/C engineer came to my office to service my business office Air conditional, I was surprise when I came in to find them stand on them self just to be able to see the top. In short am short of word, pls one word for them

RomanceRe: (ladies Only) What Was The Silliest Sentence A Guy Used In Wooing You? by jaksabbey(m): 8:30pm On May 14, 2016
Second SMH for u, se na 'I Hate U' he suppose talk?
PoliticsRe: Caption This Pic Of Buhari,Obasanjo & Hollande At Security Summit 2day In Abuja by jaksabbey(m): 8:27pm On May 14, 2016
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Ambode Orders Repair Of Oshodi-Apapa Expressway(pics) by jaksabbey(m): 8:03pm On May 14, 2016
Oju aye is allowed......

CrimeRe: Police Detain Man For Eating Late, Demand N15,000 Bribe by jaksabbey(op): 8:00pm On May 14, 2016
Lobatan........
PapaZeus:
For warri nw if 2 boys stand 2geda 4 night 1 of dem must hold atm bcus police must carry una. 3k to settle without going station
CelebritiesRe: Ist Birthday Of Davido’s Daughter, Imade Is Today, See What Sophia Posted by jaksabbey(m): 7:59pm On May 14, 2016
I tell u, d babymama ugliness no get part 2uote author=vicstar post=45617540] • • • • • HBD lil OBO cool
But wait oooh, davido really fall My hand for diz babymama wey him pick lipsrsealed undecided
• • • • • I sense FP
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CrimePolice Detain Man For Eating Late, Demand N15,000 Bribe by jaksabbey(op): 7:55pm On May 14, 2016
The Surulere Police Division, Lagos State, on Tuesday arrested four men, who were accused of eating late in the night around the Ojuelegba Bridge in the Surulere area.

Our correspondent learnt that the suspects – one of them identified as Sango Svengali – were eating noodles at a shop on Ogunlana Drive around 11pm, when the policemen, said to be about eight, rounded them up.

Nairaland GeneralRe: House Of Reps Member Shoots Himself by jaksabbey(m): 6:47pm On May 14, 2016
RIP
Science/TechnologyRe: A Solar Car Made By An OAU Student by jaksabbey(m): 6:44pm On May 14, 2016
Grt
RomanceRe: Is This How Relationship Should Be? by jaksabbey(op): 6:42pm On May 14, 2016
Great bro.... tanx
Mypeople2:
To be frank with you,that lady does not really like washing.It may be that she likes pressing clothes. So why don't you ask her to press some of your clothes and then watch her reaction
RomanceRe: Is This How Relationship Should Be? by jaksabbey(op): 7:35am On May 14, 2016
Well understood bro. Saturday to ba ma da lati friday lati ma mo undecided
Hillzy:
Bro wat u see is wat u will get, I pray u understand me

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