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Politics / Re: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by jalo1(m): 11:08am On Sep 11, 2021
Oyo state is definitely a 7/10 for me, and will have been much higher if not for the security which he practically failed in. Buh health, infrastructure, workers handling (payments, promotion, increments) and others, I will give him a 10[quote][/quote]p

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Longest Time You Have Ever Been Jobless? by jalo1(m): 12:14am On Aug 04, 2021
All my life?
RedEnergy:
How long have you ever gone without a job? As for me, maybe 9 months and it was hell grin. What about you?
Politics / Re: Edo Decides: They Are Rigging Me Out – Gov Obaseki Cries Out by jalo1(m): 1:35pm On Sep 19, 2020
Let whoever is best for the state win[color=#000099][/color]
Career / Re: COVID-19: Which Professions Earn More Money During This Pandemic? by jalo1(m): 9:00am On May 10, 2020
Forex traders
Education / Re: FUT MINNA 2017/2018 HERE WE COME!! by jalo1(m): 2:01pm On Sep 10, 2018
pls is admission possible 4 arch i had 210 at post jamb 246 in jamb
Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan Shares Photos From Mecca, Fans React by jalo1(m): 8:53am On Aug 18, 2018
iamjustified:


Are you joking I am Christian and i am convinced you never had sense, don't have any sense, will never have sense.
grin
iamjustified:


Are you joking I am Christian and i am convinced you never had sense, don't have any sense, will never have sense.
Education / Re: FUT MINNA 2017/2018 HERE WE COME!! by jalo1(m): 7:35am On Aug 12, 2018
*2018/2019 PRE-ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE
*

T
his is to inform all candidates who have applied for
admission into the Federal University of
Technology, Minna for the 2018/2019 academic session that the University's Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE) will hold at the University Main Campus, Gidan Kwano, Minna as follows:
*(i) Unified Tertiary & Matriculation Examination (UTME) - Monday, 3rd to Thursday, 6th September, 2018*

*(ii) Direct Entry (DE) - Friday, 7th to Saturday, 8th
September, 2018*

Note: *The screening exercise will be conducted using Computer Based-Test (CBT) platform.* Candidates awaiting“O” level results are not qualified for the screening exercise.

*REGISTRATION*
Registration for *UTME and DE candidates will commence
on Wednesday, 15th August, 2018 and end midnight of
Friday, 31st August, 2018.*

Candidates are advised to visit the FUT Minna website: *www.futminna.edu.ng* for details on the procedure for
on-line registration, requirements for the screening
exercise, procedure for payment and other general
information.

*Candidates are to pay a non-refundable fee of Two
thousand Naira (N2,000) only (i.e. One thousand
Naira (N1,000.00) only for the Computer Based Test (CBT) and One thousand Naira (N1,000.00) only as
University Processing Fee through REMITA platform.*

*ELIGIBILITY*
(i) Only UTME and DE candidates who selected Federal
University of Technology, Minna as first choice are
eligible for the screening exercise.
(ii) UTME candidates must have a minimum UTME score
of 180, except for those courses for which higher
cut-off marks have been indicated on the University
website.
(iii) All candidates must possess a minimum of five‘O’level credits including Mathematics and English
Language at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed courses. In
addition, DE candidates must possess a minimum of
Lower Credit at National Diploma and/or Higher National Diploma or Merit at NCE.
(iv) UTME candidates that have met the minimum score of their chosen courses, but do not have the UTME or O’level subjects combination are eligible to
change to any other course that its requirements
are met by the candidates.
(v) Only ‘O’ level result print-out(s) downloaded directly from the website(s) of the National Examining Bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of
original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification.
(vi) All enquiries should be directed to the following:
infoupase@futminna.edu.ng or call
08168189680 and 08029724802.
Education / Re: FUT MINNA 2017/2018 HERE WE COME!! by jalo1(m): 10:48am On Aug 06, 2018
Pls is futminna post utme form out
Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by jalo1(m): 8:33pm On Jul 28, 2018
Am very sure d devil in devil in okirika have been 4 1 stopping me frm reading dis story b4 Tank God I saved d number of d young pastor,just want to commend this story sir u are second to none

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Literature / Re: Souloho19 Wins July 5k Award by jalo1(m): 7:19pm On Jul 24, 2018
Souloho19
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 11:08am On Jul 21, 2018
cant wait 4 d next update man,each update make me hungry 4 more. Weldone man
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 10:51pm On Jul 03, 2018
Congratulation man, no one deserves it more than u
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by jalo1(m): 8:11pm On Jun 26, 2018
Ababadada:
Our players can not even protest those fouls too bad
goal! Moses
Sports / Re: "I Will Drop My Nude If Nigeria Beats Argentina" - Lady by jalo1(m): 7:04pm On Jun 26, 2018
mytime24:
Nig 1 - Ag 3 tongue
angry
mytime24:
Nig 1 - Ag 3 tongue
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 10:53pm On Jun 24, 2018
damn, I always feel good after each update
Literature / Re: Theblessedman Wins June 5k Literature Award by jalo1(m): 8:52pm On Jun 12, 2018
my vote goes to the best among the best writer,the legend,the pace setter,the Man among men,the one and only son of Sango......TheBlessedMan
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 6:28am On Apr 30, 2018
Daeyou:
its beacuse u didnt choose nda in jamb
I choose it as second choice
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:37am On Apr 29, 2018
pls it is telling me I did not meet the requirement whereas I got 246
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2018
e123:
i have the pdf [science subjects] .If you need it write your email. I will give it out for frée
Thank u so much bro hav seen the pdf
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 04, 2018
e123:
i have the pdf [science subjects] .If you need it write your email. I will give it out for frée
tanks akoredeabduljalal@gmail.com
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 7:55am On Apr 04, 2018
[color=#006600][/color]pls where can i download d past questions online
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2018
CaptainStephen:
the local government in your birth certificate I think is where you were born na, so it it shouldn't an issue.
tank u sir i wil just sign in oluyole and take d birth certificate
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:03am On Mar 09, 2018
CaptainStephen:
Hi, if oluyole is what you filled during your application then I will advice you sign at oluyole, and get a LGA certificate from Oluyole.
ok sir so i shouldnt take along my birth certificate
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 6:39am On Mar 09, 2018
CaptainStephen:
once bro
pls sir i was nt wit my parent 4 a while and i grew up in my dad's brother apartment which is in oluyole local government and he is always claimin dat we are frm oluyole local gov only to get home after takin the form to be told we are frm ibadan south west and datz wat appeared in my date of birth pls wat can i do
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 4:03pm On Feb 16, 2018
the third name on my primary school certificate is different frm all others pls wil it affect me during the screening
Literature / Re: MARVEL CHRONICLES (science Fiction) by jalo1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2017
akoredeabduljalal@gmail.com
Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 6:58pm On Aug 10, 2017
LLeigh with the story so far if by any chance we live in d same neigbourhood and the winch of my village do me to the extent that i offend u,infact if i ''mistakenly'' step on ur foot and d winch clear my eyes ehn i go leave dat country,if i no leave i go kuku kill myself.

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Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 9:06pm On Aug 07, 2017
Madam lleigh ooo lleigh o

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Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 11:05am On Jul 29, 2017
When God wanna play your video on JUDGEMENT Day ,and it shows viewer discretion +18 Just jejely walk to hell fire straight 2.I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity. #KukuKillMe 3.Once told an Akwa-Ibom girl to sing me simi's jamb question, sweet voice until I heard "ma bimi ni yam question" #ShiftLemmeFaint 4.That moment when your father calls you stupid and you mistakenly reply "you nkor" My brother jejely pack to the next orphanage near you... 5.Your pastor has 6 bodyguards nd you only have his sticker on your car to protect you Is your brain paining you? lemme come nd be going 6.Long ago I usually disturb my neighbors by pressing their door bell and run away Till it got faulty and I touched it, and it shocked me. I decide it Wont be only me that will get the electric shock. So I called my short friend Abu to press the bell. He was not able to reach so I carried him up Hmmn, what happened changed my life.. Since then I have never touch anything bell again.. Cow bell, door bell, church bell, house bell, school bell, even jingle bell, jingle bell,.... I don't sing it. I don't even like the name Annabel, Mabel and Christabel again... Because the fear of bell is the beginning of long life.. 7. If Korede Bello calls his fans Bellovers, Reekado Banks calls his fans Reekaddicts, are Tekno's fans to be called technicians #JustAsking 8.How to Turn a Girl on . - Lip biting - Ass Grabbing... ! - Hair Pulling - Hand Guiding - Having Her against the wall - Kissing Her Neck. How Turn a Boy on Touch us anywhere, even our shirts ,as for me, just point at me 9.In my next world, if I hear NIGERIA in my mother's womb I will just use her intestine and hang myself... What rubbish.... 10. #Memories Do u remember when u used to wait for 12:30am so you could do midnight call with your lover? How far with the relationship now? nice update ma'am

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 12:18am On Jul 29, 2017
When God wanna play your video on JUDGEMENT Day ,and it shows viewer discretion +18 Just jejely walk to hell fire straight 2.I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity. #KukuKillMe 3.Once told an Akwa-Ibom girl to sing me simi's jamb question, sweet voice until I heard "ma bimi ni yam question" #ShiftLemmeFaint 4.That moment when your father calls you stupid and you mistakenly reply "you nkor" My brother jejely pack to the next orphanage near you... 5.Your pastor has 6 bodyguards nd you only have his sticker on your car to protect you Is your brain paining you? lemme come nd be going 6.Long ago I usually disturb my neighbors by pressing their door bell and run away Till it got faulty and I touched it, and it shocked me. I decide it Wont be only me that will get the electric shock. So I called my short friend Abu to press the bell. He was not able to reach so I carried him up Hmmn, what happened changed my life.. Since then I have never touch anything bell again.. Cow bell, door bell, church bell, house bell, school bell, even jingle bell, jingle bell,.... I don't sing it. I don't even like the name Annabel, Mabel and Christabel again... Because the fear of bell is the beginning of long life.. 7. If Korede Bello calls his fans Bellovers, Reekado Banks calls his fans Reekaddicts, are Tekno's fans to be called technicians #JustAsking 8.How to Turn a Girl on . - Lip biting - Ass Grabbing... ! - Hair Pulling - Hand Guiding - Having Her against the wall - Kissing Her Neck. How Turn a Boy on Touch us anywhere, even our shirts ,as for me, just point at me 9.In my next world, if I hear NIGERIA in my mother's womb I will just use her intestine and hang myself... What rubbish.... 10. #Memories Do u remember when u used to wait for 12:30am so you could do midnight call with your lover? How far with the relationship now? .............Abeg bros piko update na

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Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 10:19am On Jul 27, 2017
THURSDAY

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