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Politics / Re: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by jalo1(m): 11:08am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Oyo state is definitely a 7/10 for me, and will have been much higher if not for the security which he practically failed in. Buh health, infrastructure, workers handling (payments, promotion, increments) and others, I will give him a 10[quote][/quote]p 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Longest Time You Have Ever Been Jobless? by jalo1(m): 12:14am On Aug 04, 2021 |
All my life? RedEnergy: |
Politics / Re: Edo Decides: They Are Rigging Me Out – Gov Obaseki Cries Out by jalo1(m): 1:35pm On Sep 19, 2020 |
Let whoever is best for the state win[color=#000099][/color] |
Career / Re: COVID-19: Which Professions Earn More Money During This Pandemic? by jalo1(m): 9:00am On May 10, 2020 |
Forex traders |
Education / Re: FUT MINNA 2017/2018 HERE WE COME!! by jalo1(m): 2:01pm On Sep 10, 2018 |
pls is admission possible 4 arch i had 210 at post jamb 246 in jamb |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan Shares Photos From Mecca, Fans React by jalo1(m): 8:53am On Aug 18, 2018 |
iamjustified: iamjustified: |
Education / Re: FUT MINNA 2017/2018 HERE WE COME!! by jalo1(m): 7:35am On Aug 12, 2018 |
*2018/2019 PRE-ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE * T his is to inform all candidates who have applied for admission into the Federal University of Technology, Minna for the 2018/2019 academic session that the University's Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE) will hold at the University Main Campus, Gidan Kwano, Minna as follows: *(i) Unified Tertiary & Matriculation Examination (UTME) - Monday, 3rd to Thursday, 6th September, 2018* *(ii) Direct Entry (DE) - Friday, 7th to Saturday, 8th September, 2018* Note: *The screening exercise will be conducted using Computer Based-Test (CBT) platform.* Candidates awaiting“O” level results are not qualified for the screening exercise. *REGISTRATION* Registration for *UTME and DE candidates will commence on Wednesday, 15th August, 2018 and end midnight of Friday, 31st August, 2018.* Candidates are advised to visit the FUT Minna website: *www.futminna.edu.ng* for details on the procedure for on-line registration, requirements for the screening exercise, procedure for payment and other general information. *Candidates are to pay a non-refundable fee of Two thousand Naira (N2,000) only (i.e. One thousand Naira (N1,000.00) only for the Computer Based Test (CBT) and One thousand Naira (N1,000.00) only as University Processing Fee through REMITA platform.* *ELIGIBILITY* (i) Only UTME and DE candidates who selected Federal University of Technology, Minna as first choice are eligible for the screening exercise. (ii) UTME candidates must have a minimum UTME score of 180, except for those courses for which higher cut-off marks have been indicated on the University website. (iii) All candidates must possess a minimum of five‘O’level credits including Mathematics and English Language at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed courses. In addition, DE candidates must possess a minimum of Lower Credit at National Diploma and/or Higher National Diploma or Merit at NCE. (iv) UTME candidates that have met the minimum score of their chosen courses, but do not have the UTME or O’level subjects combination are eligible to change to any other course that its requirements are met by the candidates. (v) Only ‘O’ level result print-out(s) downloaded directly from the website(s) of the National Examining Bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification. (vi) All enquiries should be directed to the following: infoupase@futminna.edu.ng or call 08168189680 and 08029724802. |
Education / Re: FUT MINNA 2017/2018 HERE WE COME!! by jalo1(m): 10:48am On Aug 06, 2018 |
Pls is futminna post utme form out |
Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by jalo1(m): 8:33pm On Jul 28, 2018 |
Am very sure d devil in devil in okirika have been 4 1 stopping me frm reading dis story b4 Tank God I saved d number of d young pastor,just want to commend this story sir u are second to none 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Souloho19 Wins July 5k Award by jalo1(m): 7:19pm On Jul 24, 2018 |
Souloho19 |
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 11:08am On Jul 21, 2018 |
cant wait 4 d next update man,each update make me hungry 4 more. Weldone man |
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 10:51pm On Jul 03, 2018 |
Congratulation man, no one deserves it more than u |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by jalo1(m): 8:11pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
Ababadada:goal! Moses |
Sports / Re: "I Will Drop My Nude If Nigeria Beats Argentina" - Lady by jalo1(m): 7:04pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 10:53pm On Jun 24, 2018 |
damn, I always feel good after each update |
Literature / Re: Theblessedman Wins June 5k Literature Award by jalo1(m): 8:52pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
my vote goes to the best among the best writer,the legend,the pace setter,the Man among men,the one and only son of Sango......TheBlessedMan |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 6:28am On Apr 30, 2018 |
Daeyou:I choose it as second choice |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:37am On Apr 29, 2018 |
pls it is telling me I did not meet the requirement whereas I got 246 |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
e123:Thank u so much bro hav seen the pdf |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
e123:tanks akoredeabduljalal@gmail.com |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 7:55am On Apr 04, 2018 |
[color=#006600][/color]pls where can i download d past questions online |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2018 |
CaptainStephen:tank u sir i wil just sign in oluyole and take d birth certificate |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 10:03am On Mar 09, 2018 |
CaptainStephen:ok sir so i shouldnt take along my birth certificate |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 6:39am On Mar 09, 2018 |
CaptainStephen:pls sir i was nt wit my parent 4 a while and i grew up in my dad's brother apartment which is in oluyole local government and he is always claimin dat we are frm oluyole local gov only to get home after takin the form to be told we are frm ibadan south west and datz wat appeared in my date of birth pls wat can i do |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by jalo1(m): 4:03pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
the third name on my primary school certificate is different frm all others pls wil it affect me during the screening |
Literature / Re: MARVEL CHRONICLES (science Fiction) by jalo1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
akoredeabduljalal@gmail.com |
Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 6:58pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
LLeigh with the story so far if by any chance we live in d same neigbourhood and the winch of my village do me to the extent that i offend u,infact if i ''mistakenly'' step on ur foot and d winch clear my eyes ehn i go leave dat country,if i no leave i go kuku kill myself. 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 9:06pm On Aug 07, 2017 |
Madam lleigh ooo lleigh o 1 Like |
Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 11:05am On Jul 29, 2017 |
When God wanna play your video on JUDGEMENT Day
,and it shows viewer discretion +18
Just jejely walk to hell fire straight
2.I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl
Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity.
#KukuKillMe
3.Once told an Akwa-Ibom girl to sing me simi's jamb
question, sweet voice until I heard "ma bimi ni yam
question"
#ShiftLemmeFaint
4.That moment when your father calls you stupid and
you mistakenly reply "you nkor"
My brother jejely pack to the next orphanage near you...
5.Your pastor has 6 bodyguards nd you only have his
sticker on your car to protect you
Is your brain paining you?
lemme come nd be going
6.Long ago I usually disturb my neighbors by pressing
their door bell and run away
Till it got faulty and I touched it, and it shocked me.
I decide it Wont be only me that will get the electric
shock. So I called my short friend Abu to press the bell.
He was not able to reach so I carried him up
Hmmn, what happened changed my life..
Since then I have never touch anything bell again..
Cow bell, door bell, church bell, house bell, school bell,
even jingle bell, jingle bell,.... I don't sing it.
I don't even like the name Annabel, Mabel and
Christabel again...
Because the fear of bell is the beginning of long life..
7. If Korede Bello calls his fans Bellovers, Reekado
Banks calls his fans Reekaddicts, are Tekno's fans to be
called technicians
#JustAsking
8.How to Turn a Girl on
.
- Lip biting
- Ass Grabbing... !
- Hair Pulling
- Hand Guiding
- Having Her against the wall
- Kissing Her Neck.
How Turn a Boy on
Touch us anywhere, even our shirts
,as for me, just point at me
9.In my next world, if I hear NIGERIA in my mother's
womb I will just use her intestine and hang myself...
What rubbish....
10.
#Memories
Do u remember when u used to wait for 12:30am so you
could do midnight call with your lover?
How far with the relationship now? nice update ma'am 5 Likes |
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jalo1(m): 12:18am On Jul 29, 2017 |
When God wanna play your video on JUDGEMENT Day
,and it shows viewer discretion +18
Just jejely walk to hell fire straight
2.I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl
Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity.
#KukuKillMe
3.Once told an Akwa-Ibom girl to sing me simi's jamb
question, sweet voice until I heard "ma bimi ni yam
question"
#ShiftLemmeFaint
4.That moment when your father calls you stupid and
you mistakenly reply "you nkor"
My brother jejely pack to the next orphanage near you...
5.Your pastor has 6 bodyguards nd you only have his
sticker on your car to protect you
Is your brain paining you?
lemme come nd be going
6.Long ago I usually disturb my neighbors by pressing
their door bell and run away
Till it got faulty and I touched it, and it shocked me.
I decide it Wont be only me that will get the electric
shock. So I called my short friend Abu to press the bell.
He was not able to reach so I carried him up
Hmmn, what happened changed my life..
Since then I have never touch anything bell again..
Cow bell, door bell, church bell, house bell, school bell,
even jingle bell, jingle bell,.... I don't sing it.
I don't even like the name Annabel, Mabel and
Christabel again...
Because the fear of bell is the beginning of long life..
7. If Korede Bello calls his fans Bellovers, Reekado
Banks calls his fans Reekaddicts, are Tekno's fans to be
called technicians
#JustAsking
8.How to Turn a Girl on
.
- Lip biting
- Ass Grabbing... !
- Hair Pulling
- Hand Guiding
- Having Her against the wall
- Kissing Her Neck.
How Turn a Boy on
Touch us anywhere, even our shirts
,as for me, just point at me
9.In my next world, if I hear NIGERIA in my mother's
womb I will just use her intestine and hang myself...
What rubbish....
10.
#Memories
Do u remember when u used to wait for 12:30am so you
could do midnight call with your lover?
How far with the relationship now? .............Abeg bros piko update na 13 Likes 6 Shares |
Literature / Re: The Auction by jalo1(m): 10:19am On Jul 27, 2017 |
THURSDAY |
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