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mercylicious: were is my brother jamace.........?.

Present SITL. I dey one corner dey eat guguru and groundnut o and sweating profusely in disbelief.

feelamong: make somebody call am o! am sure he is still in the warehouse storing his beans...

My bitl, I dey here o. I dey watch what is happening in 3D.

Born2berich: Oga Jamace can finally breathe with easy after several prayer sessions unto mountain

My bitl, I'm overwhelmed and flabaghasted by what I'm seeing o. After CILEASING gave me uppercut, FTNCOCOA is helping me to recover from the daze.

Contractors are exploiters of contract staff. They pay stipends to contract staff and pocket the bulk of the money. God dey o.

Na so our political leaders dey pray too. After prayers, they loot our treasury like there is no God.

honeric01: What would have been the positions of those against this Australian man if he had named Buhari, Tinubu, Rochas and co as the sponsors of Boko Haram?

Do we still have sincere people in this utterly religious country?

On fridays and sundays, does it mean aliens transform into Nigerians, go to mosques and churches, then disappear around 11:59pm on these days?

My brother, this is the question I always ask too. It beats my imagination that the messes (corruption, stealing, cheating, robbery etc) in the society are caused by the same people who call themselves christians and muslims. Where has morality gone in Nigeria? With all the prayers everywhere, where has the spirit of truth gone?

OP, tell them o. Naija guys sabi pose with everything, even with gbanjo shoes.

Any way, its all about being security conscious. Thank God the residents were civil in their approach, no jungle justice.

See Atiku, the father of all ''looting vision'' talking. SMH in annoyance.

WORLD WAR 3 IS IMMINENT!
I couldn't help but reflect on the sad state of affairs the world is in today, reminding myself of a conversation I had with a colleague just over a year ago. The colleague I was talking to early last year had asked me if ever I foresaw the world entering a state of war that could become known as World War III.
My answers shocked him. Here they are nearly verbatim ...World War III has ALREADY started. It is going to be unlike any previous wars in history. Make a list of every possible type of war you can imagine, and check them all off. They are all very likely to be a part of WWIII. That includes:
- International military conflict Between China and Japan. Between Russia and Europe. Check.
- Civil war. In many different parts of the world. Check.
-In the Middle East, in Africa. Even in Europe, as the European Union disintegrates and the northern, richer countries of Europe are pitched against the indebted southern countries and the periphery of the Union (Greece, Bulgaria, Spain).
- Financial warfare via currency devaluations. Check.
-Government confiscation of assets and rising taxation against the people. Check.
-Increased terrorism and jihadist movements as well as domestic terrorism. Check.
-North Korea increasingly rattling its saber against South Korea. Japan. The United States. Check.
-North Korea continues provoking the U.S.
-Massive domestic social unrest throughout the world. Check.
-Cyber-espionage between countries. Check.
-Cyber-espionage by governments against its own people. Check.
-Capital controls as governments deal with their debts. Check.
-Further losses of liberty and privacy. Check.
-Continued shooting wars around the world as citizens go off the deep end. Check.
-Corporate wars over natural resources. Check.
-And more!

Note: I'm not the author of this piece. I couldn't lay my hand on the source now.

WORLD WAR 3 IS IMMINENT!
I couldn't help but reflect on the sad state of affairs the world is in today, reminding myself of a conversation I had with a colleague just over a year ago. The colleague I was talking to early last year had asked me if ever I foresaw the world entering a state of war that could become known as World War III.
My answers shocked him. Here they are nearly verbatim ...World War III has ALREADY started. It is going to be unlike any previous wars in history. Make a list of every possible type of war you can imagine, and check them all off. They are all very likely to be a part of WWIII. That includes:
- International military conflict. Between China and Japan. Between Russia and Europe. Check.
- Civil war. In many different parts of the world. Check.
- In the Middle East, in Africa. Even in Europe, as the European Union disintegrates and the northern, richer countries of Europe are pitched against the indebted southern countries and the periphery of the Union (Greece, Bulgaria, Spain).
- Financial warfare via currency devaluations. Check.
- Government confiscation of assets and rising taxation against the people. Check.
-Increased terrorism and jihadist movements as well as domestic terrorism. Check.
- North Korea increasingly rattling its saber against South Korea. Japan. The United States. Check.
-North Korea continues provoking the U.S.
-Massive domestic social unrest throughout the world. Check.
-Cyber-espionage between countries. Check.
-Cyber-espionage by governments against its own people. Check.
-Capital controls as governments deal with their debts. Check.
-Further losses of liberty and privacy. Check.
-Continued shooting wars around the world as citizens go off the deep end. Check.
-Corporate wars over natural resources. Check.
-And more!

Note: I'm not the author of this piece. I can not find the source now.

About to Hug, oh sorry EBOLA don spol show.

deneut: i have a long list

Drop a name daily until your list is exhausted.

nagoma: Lamido is the only man left in PDP , everybody knows that Jonathan has been an unmitigated disaster for the country called Nigeria.

Lamido sold chibok girls to boko haram to rubbish GEJ's govt. Kai, GEJ is too democratic if not Lamido is supposed to be in Kirikiri by now.

Papertrail11: Jonathan fufil promise d guy na yahoo boi ohh scamming the country ohh

its just like a yahoo boy sayn ohh my lov3ly client I will marry u hian! na lie na d money he won collect
Ohh my pple in jigawa I will turn ur state to dubai in 4yrs ....Jonathan Ebola Goosruck (Baddest yahoo boi frm bayelsa).

GEJ has fulfilled most of the promises made, including those made to Jigawa State. Go to this thread for detail: https://www.nairaland.com/1826022/56-punch-list-president-goodluck-ebele

Welcome to the beginning of EMBER months. I can can see bullish AMBER in the pipeline. But please, beware of buying monkeys on the tree o.
Happy investing.

Afenifere Peoples Congress (APC) Vs Arewa Peoples Congress (APC). Oya, Round 2, Fight!

OP, just go to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1826022/56-punch-list-president-goodluck-ebele

I know haters of GEJ will avoid this thread like a plague.

mercylicious: am right behind you.

I trust you. Wherever MONEY is mentioned you will be there. No qualms. But don't let FTNCOCOA episode to repeat itself o. My hand no dey o Any way, happy Sunday, my SITL.

I said it. APC is full of power drunk jokers.

Obinoscopy: @OP,
I really need to see the methodology and the study design that led to that result. I'm not doubting the genuineity of the result rather I really doubt if the result can be used to generalise for the entire population. This is because most people that even goes to see the DNA expert in the first place are already in doubt of the paternity of the child.

The only time I'd accept to generalise this result is if the study was conducted randomly among the average normal family on the streets.

So for now lets just say 3 out of 10 men who visit the clinic for paternity test are actually not the true father of the kid AND NOT that 3 out of every 10 men are not the true father of the kid

Thank you for that observation and conclusion. That is actually what it should be. Haba, Nigerian men don become busuru (he-goats) ne? Abeg o.

Where is everybody? This is a very interesting topic o. Abeg, everybody come inside. It is work of forum

These private school owners don't know that just a policy from the govt will delist 98% of the private schools? Most of them lack the requirements of an ideal school. I can't imagine owner of 3 bedroom flat converted to private school challenging the decision of the federal govt. Naija has a long way to go!

key into the transformation agenda of ----

OP, what is your intention? To cause another civil war?
You better be mature.