₦airaland Forum

Laughter is the prize

Is an aggressive statement funny?

Orbit 4

When 2 master looters fight, no comets are seen: but when a poor citizen steals 10k, the judges will deliver the judgement on rooftops.

Na naija we dey.

The guy wanted to zap with some ones money, but thank God the shout of SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER by everybody here pricked his conscience and he came out like a rat smoked out of its hole. Ha ha ha Petty scammer.

The way you maintain the position of that your neck at attention reminds me of soldiers on parade. Are you a soldier?

Groom

Don't you know that every animal is a jealous creature?

A basket full of frogs _{chinese style}

The world don end o. Na new life we dey so o.

Dgunerz

Fake

Hi fairy (_{waving timidly. I'm scared of a fairy.})

fairy/all-out

Women paradise in between your legs.

Fall-out

I will like to evaporate, condense and crashland in yonder with all my fellow gamerzs.

Me and fairy jam ke? I go dissolve immediately and solidify for anoda corner of dis world.

Ha ha ha Na me o.

Beyc/Fairy

Yes o. Loving people are here wallahi.

So, how go dey go nau?

Arm robbers in power. And when you see that ediot of a Sambo in the mosque praying you will think he is godly. Barawo banza!

"Go out into the world today and love the people you meet. Let your presence light new light in the hearts of people."

Mother Teresa

Wow! It's time again to elect a champion for the year.

Well, best wishes to the contestants. As for me, I have retired from active politics. I am now an elder statesman. Let the youths carry on.

Show us pix, please.

Though this thread has clocked 100 pages, I will suggest we continue with it until the end of year 2012 so that SEASON 12 can start from 01/01/2013. Let the new thread start from the new year (2013).

May the pips continue to be with us.

Despatcher

"Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength."

Sigmund Freud

Which God/god are they leaving Maina to? The God/god of justice or injustice?

It is only in Nigeria that leaders will leave their constitutional powers and functions to God/god. No other nation will do this. Me feels water has passed under the bridge. I mean, money must have changed hands.

By the way, which supporters are they talking about? Hired thugs or people in their correct senses? It is high time Police are given the permission to shoot-at-sight any I-D-I-O-T in the name of supporter, supporting criminals in the society. Nigeria is gradually turning fighting corruption to a mere joke by allowing such practices.

If this Maina of a crook is allowed to go scotfree, then, I will conclude that Nigeria is finished. So sad.

ncpat: Will London bridge fall down?

I think so.

Let the coffins be there. Don't you know that it will aid quick recovery by the time a patient sights them? Infact, the fear of coffin is the beginning of health.