₦airaland Forum

Hmnn. See who is talking.

"I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine."

Fritz Perl

Yo man, where have you been?

Corruption! Corruption!! Corruption!!!

Verily, verily I say unto you, the cup of corrupt leaders in Nigeria is almost full. The anger in the masses is building up fast and any moment from now the volcanic fury will explode. Everybody should be ready!

Claracuzio: I still pull a sharp 504 and believe me anytime I put this monstar on the road, people admire it in awe.
The car cannot die.

Yea, it was my first car. I remember how I used to flog it until I developed mercy for it and sold it off, not that anything was wrong with it o. I call it KING OF THE NIGERIAN ROAD.

Ok. Welcome on board, Senior Basket-mouth to Mr President.

How to chop poster above me's dollars.

kariolality: You are all invited to this thread, Test ur knowledge on current affairs & general knowledge ..and win.. https://www.nairaland.com/848419/wants-millionaire

@Beync, your friend has come again. Go and chop his dollars jare.

Oya naa. You are welcome. Did you get a bailout?

@Beync, abeg be on standby, your friend is here again. Come and chop his dollars.

Some People Often Order Noodles

ORDER

Life is a game, play it.

Birds of the air are gracious in flight.

Are you advertising yourself?

OMG! Enugu-Ph Road is in a total mess. I pass there 2 times a month and at the end of my journey I must take PANADOL EXTRA to relief my pains.

Even though there is effort to rehabilitate the road, only a SMALL portion has been graded and filled with gravel. The work has been going on for over 2 years now at LESS THAN A SNAIL SPEED. I wonder why contractors are so wicked.

While passing through the terrible road, drivers change lanes more than 20 times looking for a better portion for their tyres not to sink into mud. On that route, there is no claim to right of way, it is operation follow any good patch you can find. I pity the drivers on that route because they search for good portion for their tyres all through the journey.

Govt should put in more efforts to rehabilitate that road, please.

Young, Energetic And Reliable Sisters.

YOUNG

LWKMD By walking at the edge of the garden and bending to touch the rose and then withdraw my hands immediately.

Advert, eh?

Will I be looking for more trouble if I suggest that dress code for OKADA riders in the North be T-Shirt and Jeans?

I feel that parachute which they wear in the name of dress is acting as storage and helping to conceal their weapons, particular the AK47 rifles, with which they wreck havoc.

If you agree with my suggestion say "AYE"!

"When written in Chinese, the word 'CRISIS' is composed of two characters - one represents DANGER and the other represents OPPORTUNITY."

-- John F. Kennedy, 35 President of the United States

Accepting Talina's cyber hug with a prolonged e-kiss.

Tadup: Its not fake. The 125% bonus means you will have 1/4 extra credit, so the 400 you loaded mtn gave you 100=1/4 of 400

If you are given 1/4 bonus, is that not 25% bonus? Why call it 125%?

MTN should wake up o!

I just can't stop eating it.

Playing games alone.

Can Ladies Always Simply Smile?

SMILE

Pinky

Are you scared, won't you hire me again?

Again and again, Boko Haram de harass Nigerians plenty plenty.

Exhume

Air hostess

crusifis: and finally, these idiots have started going for the right targets

GBAM!