₦airaland Forum

okitaiji:
*Grab d mic and clear the throat* good afternoon my village family it's a priviledge to be back here once again and i would like to express of utmost gratitude to all d members of this great family for checking on me while i'm out, indeed i feel love... its amazed me to see how this thread is flying, i missed over 40 pages which i'm sure i cannot got tru again so i crave for my paddis/maddis' indulgence to brief nd summarize all the grooves dat eluded me so as to get acquinted with d happenings... Cc: fraiser i hear say u don come back, ray4000, giftiebrown, sunepa17, smartins, phykel, IG, oyehomie baba, villagegoat, candicejay baby, marvluv bae wer d call my wifey for me, honeybash, barongmj, meeddah, hardiodun, lvlink, too numerous to be mention... i hope una d see my abishaddy baby or she don embark on another foreign trip again May 21 is sacrosanct so get prepare... let the groove begin again

Welcome home, missed you plenty.

Hope you good now?

Slimfitdiva:
#yawning nd stretching already. Nightie night 2 my fellow ous mates. Wishing u all a pleasant night rest. Kisses nd hugs 2 keep ya all warm......

Omo na me go collect the lion share of those kisses and hugs oo..

IghravweIG:
Chai! dem don take style nack dis name give me padi o.

You sef you Sabi add pepper to injury.

Oga Oyehomie, no mind am o.
Na you be Village Head, in fact Mr Header the Headest... AKA Headmaster (Olori inla).
Haha haha.

Oyehomie:
I think at this juncture, I'm gonna call it a wrap....i had ma fun to d fullest today guys.....all tns to u all
Ighravweig, kestare, candicejay d tasha lady, fraiser, evabae, teemakagu, lollydope, slimfitdiva, sunnepa17,maccabi,jamesdman, jubrealguy,grooove...nd every villagers of dis GC.....na one by one we go wake up o.....we noo wake up togeda o.....
Cc
All

Goodnight village head.

Aieboocaar:
walahi as u just dey mention all dos qualities, all i dey hear na aieboocaar!, aieboocaar!!, aieboocaar!!!


chei...i no fit ansa dis kin Q woo.. buh i go try.. aieboocaar, aieboocaar, aieboocaar, aieboocaar, aieboocaar, nd aieboocaar r d primary qualities i want in a man
*Quickly runs to yabaleft for checkup**




modified: pg 187 special dedication to my goons dem
cc
oyehomie
Grooove
ighravweIG
Maccabi
ray4000
sennepa17
jamesdman.... i sight u all!!

Thanks Bro.

I loyal like loyal milk.

CandiceJay:
I was just about to mention d fool but il listen to you. Useless inputs like dat weed are not worth my time. But seriously, i had sum nice packages reserved for d useless reject


I take it all back

Thank you for condescending to listen to my humble petition.

I'm most honored!!!

kestare:
Bros ehn U too much! I dey try inquire about rumor wey I hear o. Na him this gal begin insult me. I was really frustrated seeing the rumor myself that's y I decided to share.

I do bad thing??

I see everything wey happen from the outset.

I know everyone is tense and tempered.

But please, why don't y'all handle this in a more civilized manner.

No need for insults and name-calling.

They misunderstood you, I get. They'll come to realize that soon too. But please, don't go about replying them in kind.

Thank you sir.

MemphisDepay:
As you see me soo, na ball I wan go play for that camp o. Will win the heart of many girls with my mesmerising skills, and deft touches

Oga oo.

Make your name no go follow you.. Make you go dey under perform oo.

MemphisDepay:
we just have to win our last three games mate. These are my predictions. Westham 1( kouyate) Utd 2 (Rooney,Rashford) , Manutd 2 Bournemouth 0 (Herrera , Martial) , Palace 1(Gayle) Manutd 2(Fellaini). AET(Martial winner)

You're on point bro.

It very well could turn out that way.

On the other hand, just three 1:0 wins will do the magic, just like it did for Leicester from January.

maccabi:
This Nigga is a big fan of that chick ... So Mr oye defend ur points about multipede

Note : That chick is too hot to let Go ooooo all becoz of a botanical name !!!

Conclusion : My guys Here will accept the name as a zodiac

Make I show myself once more..

Oga oo.. Which one be BOTANICAL NAME again for an animal?

PS: Na me and Groove go get that Bae last last, because na we ready to wait until Batch B.


This land is dedicated to CandiceJay.

Abeg madam, I give you this land to bribe you so that you no go reply Kestare.

I see wetin e post above me, but I take God beg you let it slide for peace to reign, because if you reply na atomic bomb go dey your venom.

Thanks.

genius43:
Though a united fan UCL Position go hard o, upton park boys are torn in our flesh

If it comes easy, it won't be worth it and it won't be valued.

That's why the lads gotta give their best and play like it'll win them the title.

That's the beauty of the league, its drama and action isn't just about winning the league, in fact the action is even more intense when you watch the struggle for top four finish and the battle to avoid relegation. It keeps the league scintillating even after the winners have gone home with their trophy.

Oyehomie:
Lol..we don c yu....
Sunnepa17....wettn we go do ds guy o....see to it say he no get wife for ds village o...

Chai.. See abuse of power oo.

Anyway, you just gave me a license to flirt.

GROOOVE:
you mean TWO fixtures....and errm goodluck at upton park

No.. It's actually three.
Two premier league fixtures and an FA Cup final.

Oyehomie:
Dorr...like who cares...italicized kor...lol do am yaseeelf....i no b biologist o..i b engineer....infact help nd underline am join self...i too kno oshi...lol.....don't mind me joor, d message i was trying to pass across has been fully understood by dem guys.....dat one wey u dey talk nah for ur lecturers o...
Tnx anyway for d explanation on centi Milli and multi...

Hahaha ha ha.

No mind me, I just dey show myself ni.

I don fail plenty tests just for not italicizing or underlining a scientific name. Those lecturers were mean, but am thankful they did just that, they inculcate in us the culture of doing just that even in our dreams.

Now, even for sleep I go write binomial nomenclature correctly.

Meanwhile, you did a great job up there, for an engineer

In other news.. My beloved Red Devils may actually end this season on a HIGH, if only they can give their all to win all our last three fixtures...

A champion's league spot will be secured (thanks to Arsenal) and a silverware will find its way to Old Trafford.

Leggo Lads.. We can do this!!!

PS: All deserters, please now is the time to rally round our team, so as to make this happen and make next season better.

Oyehomie:
Yeah...there is centipede, milipede nd ofcos multipede...oya open ya search engine nd do d needful

Oga oo. Multipede is an obsolete term use to refer generally to centipedes and millipedes. It literally means "animal with numerous feet".

But, it's now no longer in use, it's more accurate to refer to an organism as either centipede or millipede, it aids specificity. And in this case, that organism is a millipede.

Meanwhile... You've not italicized that name.

Thanks in anticipation!!

Oyehomie:
Av yu seen dis.....that is where ur cruch got her moniker from......it's Akamptogonus novarae
Cc sunnepa
Aieboocaar
So you guys re running after multipede.....make una b careful o

Ermmmm.. Make I do small over Sabi.

Please, could you italicized that binomial nomenclature?

Thank you!

And which one be MULTIPEDE again?

Brosjay3:
Yes. Do you play football too?

Yes I do.. Not often though.
I sprint also.

Brosjay3:
Left back/Left wing.

Oh.. I see!!!
You must be pacy.

Top of the day to the beautiful people of this Satellite Town.
Happy Sunday and Happy Mothers day to y'all.

faustychris23:
HELLO

Hi darl. How is you?
Are you swimming in Stream II with us?

Brosjay3:
Oh really? What sort of sport is that? i thought it was football oh. . . .

No letting my team down bro because i always give 100% no matter what. . .

Not a regular sport in Nigeria, hope you won't laugh at me... It's Physique-Building.

That's good to know, what position is your favorite on the pitch?

faustychris23 please stop stalking us, come on in and say HELLO. It won't hurt...

Skydweller:
in the voice of Simi 'see this man I say your father. I repeat am your father"

In Falz voice.. "I be solja man, I say stand attention!!! If you mention that Bae again, I go give your back side some tension"

Brosjay3:
Good, it's been a while I've trained but looking forward to play in camp.

Alright.. I hope you won't let your platoon down.

My training isn't the sort of training you're thinking though..

Skydweller:
i go just pretend like say i no hear you.

How you go hear.. As you don see POLICE ORDER, fear don catch you sote you don dey run temperature.

I like you that's why I dey give you ample warning oo.. If you no wan turn meat for Sgt. Roger, park go front o. Thoor!!

Aieboocaar:
kikikikikikiki... guy u dey mad aswear! U don make me laff cut my earpiece woooo

@oyehomie u nid to see d gyal in question o

Sorry.. Abeg no vex o, shey make I buy you another one ni, the one wey cut must be Aba made, I know say you like to patronize your brothers wella.

Aieboocaar:
hahahahaha! bros no be lie u lie o!... Smartins don becum "married bachelor", even lvlink no dey take am play

e.get one beautiful maiden wey cum inside our village 2day cum fetch water for our stream2. Guy she fine pass genevieve! d gyal fit make person defer em NYSC sef


oyehomie

Oga oo..

You sef sight the Bae, abi?

As you use eyes see am, just appreciate am and comot eyes jejelly.

Nah me and GROOVE go wait till her batch, so that we fit run package with her.

Oga Skydweller I just dey hear as you dey yarn opata since.. When you fit whine your mouth finish, just kindly pack go front. That Bae na "no parking, by police order", for you!!!

Brosjay3:
Sorry bro, hope you are feeling better now?

Yes.. Am good now. Thank you. Got back from training not long and it was epic.

GROOOVE:
well, you're highly welcomed sir.....hope the shoulder is better

Thanks sir.

Yes, it is.. It's so much more better that, I'm gonna risk training with it today.

Hi beautiful people of this Satellite Town.

You guys are fam, and am proud of y'all. You guys are doing a swell job in keeping the faith. Love y'all loads!!!!
Muaahhhh (no homo Bros ).

BTW: I got injured in training (shoulder injury), couldn't type comfortably for a few days... Reason for my GHOST MODE this past few days.

GROOOVE:
mehn I melted for like 5mins upon seeing novarae's dp

Mehn!! That Bae is cutelicious!!!

She exerts so much force of beauty, I was dragged outta ghost mode.

Novarae.. You must be a precious star, one of the very few that fell on earth from the Milky Way.

Batch B huh?
Me and Groove could wait on you?
Whatcha think bro?