weareus:
Kpooom kpooooom kpoooooom!
Listen to the voice of the town crier!
My good people of this great village!
Greetings from the house of the Gong and the Xylophones!
It is with great joy and felicity that I beat my gong this morning! I am overjoyed and highly elated when I couldn't find the annoying 'you are not in stream 1 bla bla blah' on my dash board only to find 'print your call up letter'! I felt like I was in the moon.
I want to thank all of you for your efforts, supports, love and unity during the hard times!
I must say a big thankyou to these great people
Jamesdman IghravweIG Fraiser Philo101 Brosjay3 kceewhyte ifabenard Sunnepa17 CandiceJay lvlink captainkool groove, and the rest of the oldies who stood to the very end! I must register my displeasure with villageGoat for absconding the village at such a critical time!
Am so happy that we made it together hale and hearty despite the rumour mongers who tried to give us hypertension!
Please let the love continue, sing a song, play some games chat with a friend, shout makes some noise for we shall all get to our orientation camps safely and wear the famous green khaki!
I feel like weeping... Oh am already weeping for it was like yesterday...oh yes it was yesterday that It seem all hope was lost! *cleans tears from eyes* *sobs* ... So long friends.. As I drop the gong and the stick by this iroko tree at the village square where I picked it long time ago. As I pack my sacks, pots and calabash on my way to KOGI STATE my state of deployment. I say thank you to all of you and wish you A HAPPY SERVICE YEAR!
Perhaps occasionally, we shall me here and share our orientation camp and PPA experience, then I might pick the gong and the stick again!
SO LONG FRIENDS... Always remember as I have always said WE ARE US, WeAreUs, weareus...we are us... We are in this together! Together we stand! I love you all...
Kpooom kpooooom Kpooooooom

Thanks Boss..
I love you and everyone else in this great village, more.
Let's all make the best outta this service year.

GROOOVE:
Tnks and congrats to you too.
jamesdman borno? Waoh! Congrats then i guess......hope u're excited

Off course I Am.
It's a smooth ticket to redeployment.

nehis234:
Where are the #borno corpers

Maybe we should create a Whatsapp group, what do you think?

VillageGOAT:
fraiser, i did not see jubrealguy and kbs468, where dem go?

Kbs468 has withdrawn from service, for now.

spixytinxy:
Wow congratulations to d latest otondos in town, I wish u all d best in camp

Wow!!!

Feels so sweet to finally hear from you.
How are you holding up?

Thanks dear, we'll make the best of it.

mariosam:
Reporting............ . . . . . . .
. . . . . . The gods are not to be blamed

Welcome Bro.. I think we should follow the precedent set by original poster.. Whatcha think?

I just resurrected the Nassarawa thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2924165/nasarawa-a16-stream-1-leggo

Let's hook up in there and make this fun!!

CC:

Lvlink

Jedisco

Mariosam

Armynu

nehis234

Great job guys, very informative.

We will appreciate more info from Stream I peeps as we're about to join you guys.

Thanks in anticipation!!!

Stream II peeps fall in here, let's make this fun.

GROOOVE:
Yet to here from this gentlemen jamesdman nathoneal maccabi what direction is your clarion call?

Ehen!!!! I don show..
Good morning everyone and big congratulations to y'all!!!!
Sunnepa17 na you bring us goodluck so oo. GROOOVE and Nathoneal thank you so much for checking up on me.
I've been posted to Borno. Camping at Nassarawa.
CC:
Luvlink
Mariosam
Arymnu
nehis234
Let's connect and make this fun!!!

Sunnepa17:
Today I celebrate ME! The
birth of Me! The person I have
grown to be! The person I will become!
The brother, Son, friend, Boyfriend,
employee; I am! and the Father I will be
someday! I celebrate Me today!
I am grateful to God for the gift of life, I
am void without him. Also thankful to my
earthly parents for nurturing me into the
graceful, lovely, and great man I am
today.
Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many
more years of joy, love, laughter, health
and prosperity. I wish myself strength and
wisdom for days to come and success
with everything I do today, and tomorrow!
Here’s a drink to ME!

Happy Birthday Bro.

Greater YOU I pray....

May your story from here on be like Leicester City FC.

Don't let NYSC palaver ruin your day o.

I dedicate this page to you as a token of ma birthday gift from me2you!!!

Fraiser:
Timetable site is not going again o...

Bro.. No go die on top NYSC matter oo.

Free their site small na.

Zhul001:
my nigga I wish I was around, we would have definitely gone to frizzlers. I left that school 1 and half years ago, na condition make crayfish bend to 2016 batch A, stream 2. Any which way I give glory to God.

Awww..

That's the spirit. Let's hope and pray for the best!!!

Zhul001:
any which ways make una no vex/fight, na me start everything. Abi una una go take fura da nono and groundnut take calm down, join me.

I don vex.

The only thing wey go calm me down na...

If you agree to carry us go Pepsi or Frizzlers.

Zhul001:
Northkendal free the guy, frustration no good, he is frustrated.this "epp" shit wey dy everywhere now self dy vex me, I guess it separate The matured from the immature.

Sorry o. No vex, didn't mean to get on your nerves with the "epp" shiiit.

Ahhh!! Yes, I'm frustrated, who wouldn't be with the present situation?

Being matured doesn't stop anyone from having a little sense of humor, does it?

Northkendal:
u asked a question and i replied..watzap with d help tin?

Bae.. Calm down.

Nobi me ask question o, na Zhul ask o.

Chai.. See wetin NYSC don cause, ladies just dey para at the slightest opportunity.

The "epp" thing, was a joke. But, clearly you ain't smiling to it.

It's well, it's all gonna turn out for the best real soon. Let just not wreck our nerves before then.

Zhul001:
You guys are killing yourselves softly, worrying on things you can't change.
If NYSC say it is July what can you do? Nothing. Why worry.
If NYSC says it is still 21st, what can you do? Nothing. So why still worry. Worry won't change anything go get ice cream and cool off the tension, what will happen will happen. Peace. Any ABUSITE here I still dy Holla oo. Unto engine boiz parole

Northkendal:
i am an abusite..

Zhul001:
You guys are killing yourselves softly, worrying on things you can't change.
If NYSC say it is July what can you do? Nothing. Why worry.
If NYSC says it is still 21st, what can you do? Nothing. So why still worry. Worry won't change anything go get ice cream and cool off the tension, what will happen will happen. Peace. Any ABUSITE here I still dy Holla oo. Unto engine boiz parole

I'm one too.

But, in the present situation.. Who ABUSITE don epp?

okitaiji:
I checked your dp now and I discover that u are the kind of trouble we have in this country. I don't even know whether you are a graduate as claim. assh*le

Brotherly.. I understand how tensed and on edge you are right now, and how a little indiscretion from anyone can make you lose your cool.

However, as an elder of this noble village, I don't expect you to go off board like this.

Please let it slide, stop the baseless argument.

There's no reason for us to continue like this, trying to refute and disapprove rumors as they filter in. They're just rumors, meant to be taken with a pinch of salt.

Let's just all be more patient and wait for an official response from NYSC, I believe they'll communicate to us soon.

Peace!!!!

GROOOVE:

Lol, gee sorryy abt that....i'm just usually the last to point fingers and hate it when pple do

It's no problem at all.

I guess we are all edgy, at this point in time.

Aniekanp1:
yes bro

Newbie Alert!!!!
She ain't no bro. Hahaha

CandiceJay:


I'm d Tasha lady, lol, expect d unexpected. I'm doing good nd d wait ain't fun but i know it'll be worth it. Hows it at ur end?

That's good to know.

I pray so.

I'm lovely, but you know how it is... NYSC have poisoned my mood. Nothing seems to be interesting anymore..

But, it's well.

GROOOVE:

So so sorry darling.....now i know what it feels like.....i'll just go ahead and cut the convo off.

Hey pal..
Smile for me small na... Hahaha.

NYSC have turned you into a keyboard warrior, abi?

CandiceJay:


Groove, you know if you tell me to stop replying on a seemingly quarrel-like issue, i will. Now i'm d one telling you to pls stop replying. Let it die off, and lets focus on NYSC itself. Please, am begging.

It's novel to see you being the pacifier and not an agitator..

It's a good thing and I'm happy. *two fingers up*

How are you doing, how's the wait?

teemakagu I can see you peeping and snooping around.
How's the wait and tension?
I hope it's not getting the better of you.

Body Power UK is ongoing...
Anyone at NEC Birmingham?
Or watching it live?

kazolad:
my fellow pcm, if nothing show dz nite, make we just forget am, they don postpone am be that, a friend of mine told me dat a soldier said stream 2 is after Ramadan.

SENESCO:
Pls all d PCM'S should chill, information reaching me from Abuja is that ur Printing of Call-Up Letters will start in a short time now, just be calm & be praying for a better state for ur service, wishing u all a happy posting, while it is been delayed is d fact that some states are rejecting to accept Stream 11 so they are now transferring those people to other states, that's what is bringing delay to ur posting, but it will be ratified soonest, just be patient. God bless u all for me. Ur one & only brother Iwuchukwu Cherechi Victor (SSG EMERITUS OF BIOLOGY DEPT.) copied

kazolad:
my fellow pcm, if nothing show dz nite, make we just forget am, they don postpone am be that, a friend of mine told me dat a soldier said stream 2 is after Ramadan.

Na wa.. Everybody just dey form information minister.
Which one we wan believe..
God dey sha (poor man prayer).

Lvlink:
With anger in my veins I picked up my phone and called one of the NYSC directors with this number "08034655026". A man picked up the call and said I should not worry.

He said that there are technical problems they are trying to resolve, and that we shall still be able to print our CUL today.

In his own words, he said that very soon the platform will be enabled.

Well I have decided to be calling him every 2minutes. If I did not print my CUL today eh..


What happened in 1804 will happen today!

Cc

Fraiser
SMartins1

barongmj et all

Good job.
But please don't bombard him with calls.
Give him space, so that he won't stop picking your calls when we need him most.

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

Yes, we do.

Honeybash:
I think dos dat got d msg r doz wit date and dey got d msg so dat they will av same msg wit dos of us witout date msg guys chill let continue to watch for d main timetable

... And so, our watch continues!!!

fapol09:
please what's your call up number

I'm sorry, I can't post that on here.

Fraiser:
baba abeg shey date dey your dashboard... All dis tin done tire me o

There was earlier today, but it's been changed.
Refer to the screenshot I posted above.

kceewhyte:
Plz I need that opera mini link

http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc4/ResumePayment.aspx

Plus, the message on my dashboard has changed again oo..