₦airaland Forum

MissOyin:
Rice and chicken iyaff finish bt if u will bring when coming no wahala

Ahhh!! Mo gbe!!! So, you didn't intend giving me, you comfortably let it get exhausted. Hmmm.. now I know how much you care about moi. *sniffs and towels wet eyes*

MissOyin:
Okay

Okay.. meaning, the rice and chicken are intact and Am welcome on the 1st?

LogoDWhiz:
See this guy o. James d man!

YES, your Excellency!! Am at your service sire.

LogoDWhiz:
U dey whyne me abi?

Whyne ke? Am I fit to even serve you wine?

Sweetyie:
No, I haven't

Does you belong here? If you does, Please do the needful. Lets get to welcome you.

MissOyin:
E ma binu. E ka san

Kosi p. Bawoni omotosho, shey rice mi wa intact? Mon bo wa on 1st o!!

Hello MissOyin. Ah, eni kiwa ni?

LogoDWhiz:
You're funny. You quoted me, yet u said you're not calling names. How would you quote me and yet claim not to call me?

Ahhhh!!! Presido, I just dey feel your typographical prowess ni oo

LogoDWhiz:

Are you after me?

Ahhhh!!! Sweet Chi'sus!!!!
Presido.. I nor call names o.

But, the guilty are always afraid.

Kbs468:
Lol. What if the phone does not permit the multiple use of words or identification for name storage?

In that case, you can use..

Wifey
Wifoo
Wife'mi
Wi-Fi
etc.. as the spirit leads.

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the numbers under one name: WIFE Never save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife2"! Forwarded from a Hospitalized Husband.

DTOBS:
lollll....I surely knee Armynu is the VP, maybe his wife dominion92 didn't know....and that's why I told her it is not yet time...
Kbs468, as long as you re abusing your office and using your power unjustly over your wife, you re guilty of the offence and you shud step aside for justice to be done....

LogoDWhiz:
lol!
I understand.
But please, talk with spixytinxy and if she still wants divorce. Kindly grant her. Don't hold her against her wish.

DTOBS:
lollll....I surely knee Armynu is the VP, maybe his wife dominion92 didn't know....and that's why I told her it is not yet time...
Kbs468, as long as you re abusing your office and using your power unjustly over your wife, you re guilty of the offence and you shud step aside for justice to be done....

Conspiracies everywhere!!!
Secret agendas everywhere!!!

Kbs468 shine your eyes oo!!
Hehehe.. Some are interested in your office, others in your wifey!!!

#368
Dedicated to the embattled spixytinxy.

LogoDWhiz:
Kbs468, your wife Spixytinxy has filed for divorce.
What do you have to say?

LogoDWhiz:
That's good.
Being a single mum will help you reconsider so many things. And the next one you'll be going into will be different.

Hmmmmm... I smell conspiracy!!!

LogoDWhiz:
Amen. And u too dear. Uwc!

Hehehe.. Oga o!! Forget say you bi presido, president no follow for person wifey o!!!

Kbs468:
She is only calling for attention. And her trick will not work because she is still nursing our babies and no guy on earth would come and be doing babies sitting like girls, unless I will sanction a male and a female help hire but after 6 months within which she would still be bweast feeding, the male help will then be fired as Spixytinxy would have been stronger to resume our bedmatics exercise and that is it

You badt gaan.
Your own territorial behavior too strong o.

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, wen kbs dey do him own, u no c dat one ooooo

*Smiles*
He's male, he's instinctively wired to be that way.

Almost everywhere in the Animal Kingdom, males are polygamous and females learn to tolerate it.

Divineluv14:
I don't think I belong here

Why not? We could make you feel at home in no time.

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mrphysics:
Negative sir. they is no confusion. we are just saying the same thing in different reference point. in physics they is something called relativity. it means you can be in your own frame of reference and calculate something and get a different value from what I have yet we are both correct.

"A boy who has never left his father's farm will always think theirs is the largest." - Vladimir Putin, 2013.

Reply when the facade is off, Thanks!!!

freecocoa:
The level of confusion in religion(especially Christianity) is enough to tell one, it's all a huge joke.

Righted, Seconded... in fact, your head dey there.

Didn't know you're one of those who've been able to see through the facade!!!

WinningSun:
ive come across some post that were poignant about the north as a danger zone

That's so true.
But public perception isn't always right.

spixytinxy:
yes oo. Male house help it is, abeg pple of golden city I nid a hard working calabar house help

Calabar ke?
Hmmm all those Effiong and Ukot are not to be trusted with a woman o!!!
Kbs468 . read between the lines.

.. Seems everyone but me in this City is married or in a relationship!!
#feeling lonely, leftout and outta place.
CC Presido!!!

Ermmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmm.. Hehehehehehehehehe... #chokes #coughs #Clears throat!!!

Kbs468:
ironically both your colleagues and Man United guys could be rooting for Chelsea to carry the day as they would be praying for a bad result in order to create an easy way out for LVG just like Armynu desires and enhance JOSE MOURINHO'S SPEEDY RETURN TO EPL ACTION

I think that's one of the reasons the Dutchman is still in the helm of affairs. The United board don't wanna risk the possibility of Jose's emotions running high with an almost immediate reunion with Chelsea.
Thus, the result of the match might seal van's fate.

Hi everyone.. hope y'all are having a great time!!!

MissOyin:
Hoping for a win tho

MissOyin:
True tho. Anyways do u think leicester lost just like that nope. They lost so that we can top the table after we win tonight

Well, well, well... the Gunners are being gunned down!!!

MissOyin:
Yes they are. They are fed up wit van gaal so they want to get him fired like mourinho. Yes and am an arsenal fan

DTOBS:
I do not want to agree with anybody that man utd players are doing what Chelsea players did to MOU! one thing is sure,since the time of sir Alex Ferguson, man utd never had a good team worth winning any trophy but that baba was maintaining that team like that and when the time came for him to leave,he created a huge problem for the next coach.
May utd need a total revamping of the team! imagine a team that has fellaini as its striker... Lol
In other news, why you come be arsenal fans nah... You guys will chop it raw tonight ooooo...

Truth is that, I was secretly happy we lost today, the pressure is mounting almost to bursting point for that Dutchman. We can't lose this golden opportunity of landing Pep or Jose just because some board members ain't got balls large enough to sack Mr Docile!!!

I beg to differ DTOBS, No United manager in recent times has been allowed to freely spend as much as Mr. Docile. He opted to fill the team with midfielders because of his 4-5-1 and tic tac ideology.
How do you explain selling off Falcao, van Persie, Hernandez, Di Maria and failing to buy Pedro?
Or landing a wonderkid (Martial) who could comfortably play the No 9 role, but opting to play him on the wings?

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DTOBS:
Man u fans,we need you guys to discover where crude oil dey fast fast ooooo.....

Am mad right now!!!
And this just got me super charged!!!!!

Calling for van Gaal's head, I've had enough of his lazy, boring, strongheaded and passionless tactics.
It's high time we. parted ways.

MissOyin, Kbs468 and LogoDWhiz... Thank You for your respective responses and input.

ayosco2008:
uhmm. Osun state might have a low standard of living or few private business. But when you get it right in that state, you wouldn't wanna leave there again. It's a very peaceful state, one of the state with best electricity if not the best state, and you can always enjoy yourself if you want to. My own view dou!

So, is it safe to say one can live far below his/her monthly stipends and still live comfortably in the State?

MissOyin:
Oduduwa university

Great!! Just what I needed!!!
Am considering the potential of Osun State as ma PPA.
What info can you gimme about the nature and standard of living within the State?