₦airaland Forum

bustykasa:
lool..my neighbour used money budgeted for his wedding to do mmm now he is .........

hahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....serious but funny...God help his people...

hillhycenth:
DID YOU SAY MMM
OK THAT SCHEME THAT MAKE PEOPLE RICH OVERNIGHT HAAAAAAAA

yes you heard me right.....it made me rich aswell........lol

olihilistic:
since yesterday no joke has made me laugh.

hahhahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa.....i could understand, am also a participant but i know things would be better of jareee.....laugh

good morning my beautiful Naira Landers.....This is not a joke to cajole MMM participants but a subtle comic relief.
feel free to click on the link to laugh jareee....

source :http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/12/mmm-crazy-memes-make-laugh-loud/

Breaking : The popular online scheme, MMM Nigeria has greeted her participants with an unprecedented message at the early hours of this morning to inform them of the momentary freezing of their mavro as a precautionary move to avert any impending doom.

click on the link for more details and their reasons for the freezing of accounts <<<<

source :http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/12/breaking-mmm-nigeria-freezes-participants-account-reasons/

welcome to my Amibo Room where hilarious gossips are being served for lunch....
feel free to come over to the dinning....lol

click on the link to laugh >>>>

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/12/amibo-room-just-make-laugh-lol/

All you need to know about The Big Brother Naija....
its back after 10 years with new rules and improved modalities

click on the link to see how to apply, the rules and audition venues and stand the chance of scooping a whooping sum of 25 million naira and an SUV >>>>

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/12/big-brother-naija-need-know-plus-new-rules/

ceejayluv:
La click, La....... U know na.

hhahhhhhhhhaaaa,,,,,i have forgoten, la remind me la boo.....lol

Good Afternoon my good friends, i guess that word BITCOIN rings so much bell that it needs little or no introduction. However , Bitcoin is the most popular form of Cryptocurrency used to make online transactions globally.
in this article, you would know everything about Bitcoin, how it works, how it can be used, its Pros and Cons......

I hope you'd find it insightful.....

please kindly click on the link to read >>>

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/12/need-know-bitcoin-works-pros-cons/

good laughter is all you need to refuel
making you laugh is my specialty. .....

good morning this morning. ....
this joke would make much sense to most MMM participants.
however , if you ain't , am sure you would relate by the time you read the joke....
lol
..
>>> click on the link to laugh jaree

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/11/just-make-laugh-funniest-part-mmm/

[/b]Punch News Headlines Today [Fri-11-Nov-2016]
Alarming exit of African nations from ICC
Senate backs AMCON on debt recovery
DSS raids forex dealers in Lagos, Abuja
Senate rejects ‘padded’ N143bn FIRS budget
Buhari to launch economic recovery plan next month
Nigeria imports $660m wheat in nine months
Invest in industrial parks, research, UNIDO advises FG
Nigeria loses $450bn to foreign firms’ exit
One million tonnes of smuggled rice heading for Nigeria
Post-harvest losses, threat to food security, industrialisation ‘ Gov
>>> click on the link to keep reading. .
Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/11/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-22/

First, i would wanna congratulate my Uncle , Donald Chukwudi Ibezim Trump, The Ogbatulenyi 1 of America for clinching that zenith post.

hahahhahahaaa…Trust Nigerians with hilarious memes whenever anything happens be it good or bad.

Do you really wanna laugh? that's all we've got for you.

>>> click on the link to start laughing already.....

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/11/crazily-hilarious-memes-trailing-donald-trumps-win/

jopretty:
Hahahahahha, no be only 'Nefarious act' na 'Nephrititi act' some people can so use English anyhow...

Oyibo bu agbara

NDIC again comes after MMM and launches a plan to shut them down.


Over time , Several Financial and non financial institutions have come openly to discredit Mutual aid community known as MMM , saying it's a Ponzi scheme and advising her participants to stay away.
All their ploy seem to be hitting the rock as millions of Nigerians enroll per second on the daily.

However, NDIC has taken a new turn to launch a new somewhat plan to shut it down....


Click on the link to read on how they intend to carry on this nefarious act....


Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/11/ndic-comes-mmm-plans-shut/

Bishop Oyedepo has come under serious criticism over his alleged statement as regards the recent school fees hike in his university, Covenant University in Ogun State. His insistence that it was a directive from God didn’t go well with most less gullible Nigerians as they took to their social media pages to vent their disappointment in such a claim.


This is coming days after Oyedepo, the Bishop of the Living Faith Church worldwide, appealed to those criticizing the school to desist to avoid incurring the wrath of God.

Many concerned Nigerians now say he is not a true man of God......

>>> click on the link to continue reading.....

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/11/nigerians-openly-lash-bishop-oyedepo/

Punch News Headlines Today
[Thu-06-Oct-2016]

Dollar shortage: Erisco, tomato paste maker, suspends operations

Nigeria’s economic crisis may spill to W’Africa ‘ IMF

Bad loans rising, dollar scarcity to continue ‘ CBN

NNPC to produce diesel from crops

NSE capitalisation dips by N92bn in one day

Nigeria elected ATAF president, defeats Togo

Reps probe CBN over forex crisis

Zambia’ll be a hard nut to crack ‘ Iheanacho, Echiejile

Amosun rewards paralympian, coach

Mbaka presents cash, decoders to Rangers

Amapakabo going nowhere ‘ Rangers

Peter Obi, governors and a pathetic citizenry

Pastor’s aide defiles three-year-old

Woman sets pregnant housewife ablaze

Vanguard News Headlines Today

Alleged false assets declaration: Saraki loses bid to stop trial, disqualify Judge

Igbo leaders slam FG over Islamisation agenda

Ondo: APC crisis worsens as S’West, S’South chairmen bicker..........

>> continue reading on the blog.....

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/10/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-14/

Punch News Headlines Today
[Wed-05-Oct-2016]

CBN should redefine role of BDCs

FG plans N6.8tn budget for 2017

CJN, Utomi, Obiano suggest ways out of recession

NCAA summons Emirates over dollar for tickets

Toyota, Peugeot, Nissan in recession car race

Caverton, Wema Bank, NEM lead N21bn market loss

Full enforcement of speed limiter begins January’FRSC

FG to borrow N105bn via local bonds

No adequate funds for Zambia clash ‘ NFF

FG set for Abuja, Lagos stadiums concession

Adepoju named La Liga ambassador

Rohr warns Eagles as Mikel, Iheanacho, Iwobi arrive

Zambia face striking crisis

40-year-old woman, others arraigned for stealing pastor’s fowls

Vanguard News Headlines Today

Trump begs supporters for advice on next debate

World Cup Qualifier in Lusaka: We don’t have funds, Pinnick tells Senate

Rooney tired of debate over his best position....

>> continue reading on the link.....

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/10/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-13/

Twisted Fate – Final Episode

My mom then said to Ella. “You see
everything is fine, I told you.”
I then went to my room and Ella followed. I
had to pretend to be happy with her to erase
the doubts she was having, so we played
board games and watched TV. When it was
dark I dropped her off and came back home.
I was going to my room and my mom called
me. She said. “I gave birth to you, I nurtured
you, I took you to the best schools in the
country. I made you you got the best job a
graduate can have. I have always looked out
for your interest. I am your mother and I have
been good to you since the day you were
born. Now adeoluwa , tell me the truth. What
is
going on?”.........

>>> continue reading on the blog......

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/10/teisted-fate-final-episode/

Punch News Headlines Today
[Tue-04-Oct-2016]

StarTimes, BMBPP promote Chinese movies in Nigeria

NIPOST set to explore opportunities in e-commerce

Nokia highlights benefits of 5G, cloud, others

Analysts predict stable financial markets this week

General Electric to invest N46bn in Nigeria

Rohr goes local as injuries stop Success, Moses

FIFA president, Infantino, proposes 48-team World Cup

Nigeria@56: Of bad leaders, docile citizens

Police arrest six suspected kidnappers of Emefiele’s wife

Gunmen kill Lagos job seeker, injure woman, grandchild

Hospital denies rupturing womb of pastor’s wife

Imo resident expresses frustration, plans suicide

Vanguard News Headlines Today

That N4.9b military uniforms import

Absence of rule of law stifles progress in African governance, says Mo Ibrahim

Nigeria ranks 36th in overall governance in Africa ‘ Mo Ibrahim International Governance Index

Investors lose N27.4 bn in September......

>>> Continue reading on the link...

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/10/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-12/

Cossy Orjiakor Breaks The internet with unclad pictures to celebrate Nigeria's independence


_Cossy In her usual manner pulled an unimaginable stunt as she poses topless to the amazement of her fans_

This lady is simply unstoppable. ..many ladies have openly slammed her in utmost displeasure whilst some found nothing wrong with her nude display.....
Most men were of different opinion though. ..
What do you have to say about this.?

+18 exclusively. ...i couldn't attach any pic for the fear of being blocked since the pictures are so XXXXX...

>> click on the link to see pics.....

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/10/omg-cossy-orjiakor-breaks-internet-naked-pictures-celebrate-nigerias-independence-18/

Punch News Headlines Today
[Mon-03-Oct-2016]

Buhari must intervene in APC crisis ‘ Frank

Edo people have decided wisely, says Ochei

Nigeria may remain underdeveloped ‘ Osun Assembly

Recession: Blame constitution, not past regimes, Akinyemi tells Buhari

Oil price hits $50, Nigeria’s exports to rise

Power sector losses reduce as generation picks up

Fuel import: FG saves N173bn in five months

NIMASA begins recovery of $5bn debt

Banking stocks lose N5.2bn in one week

Consumers accuse telecoms operators of exploitation

Wild celebrations as Rangers win league

Quadri blames bad luck for World Cup exit

Atletico tops La Liga as Barca, Real slip



Sex worker sells two-year-old daughter in Lagos

Ogun police arrest two suspects with human parts

Vanguard News Headlines Today

Gunmen attack Kim Kardashian in Paris

Victor Moses always deserves to play ‘ Conte

We’ve not obtained any foreign loan ‘Bayelsa govt

Rivers PDP accuses INEC of manipulating Edo gov poll result

Dino Melaye asks Buhari to grant Presidential Amnesty/Pardon to treasury looters.....

Please help us to grow....
>>> continue reading on the link.....

Source: http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/10/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-11/

blazer234:
Mr man, how did mmm post "serious threat" to financial institution?

Or are you just typing meaninglessly because it sounds sweet to your hearing?

Mr commenter......i'd rather assume you never understood the context of the post or you just decided to write ignorantly. .....
MMM obviously possess a serious threat to all the financial institutions in Nigeria, especially the banking sector. ....All the MMM participants no long fix their money in the bank but rather invest it in MMM...people no longer abandon their money in the savings account but trade it wisely with MMM.....
Do you now understand the meaning of "Threat?
Now , you'd understand why they're fighting to stall it...

Twisted Fate – Episode 13

I grabbed unto her Bosom and I began to suck
her Tips. She then said. “Oh adeoluwa ,
there
hasn’t been anybody else apart from you. No
one has touched me and no one will but you.
Take me adeoluwa ”
I was unbuttoning my shirt and she was
pulling her bum shorts… We were Unclad and
kissing, catching up from where we stopped
years ago. I then inserted into her, she
moaned. She was so wet and creamy. That
feeling, that same feeling, everything was
coming back to me. We made love not s*x, it
was love. When we were done she said. “Oh.........


Continue reading on the link.....thanks

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/twisted-fate-episode-13/

Espirilela:
Hahaha Hahhaahah. I Laugh in German. At least now the banks will wake up from their slumber and do what they were created to do: help the poor!

It so appalling how most bank milk her customers dry without any fringe benefit. We actually had no option but now i guess most have........

Mmadu111:
They have realized that MMM has come to stay and if not being proactive wll be out of business.....MMM pays, together we change the world...for those crucifying us keep on while we smile to our bank.

ahaahhahahahahaaaa.....you can say it again

Punch News Headlines Today
[Fri-30-Sep-2016]

Economy still at a crossroads

I didn’t aid MTN to transfer $13.9bn ‘ Enelamah

Lagos consumes N1.6bn worth of cattle daily

FG considers lower taxes for small businesses

Nigeria should be worried about debt servicing ‘ W’Bank

Ashaka Cement, GSK, Fidson emerge top market losers

Lagos trade fair adopts sector-based space allocation

Include entrepreneurship courses in school curriculum

Naira in free fall, plunges to 480/dollar

Iwobi, Iheanacho, Rashford up for UEFA award

Why can’t APC hire another expert to fix economy

Man batters wife over missing N2,000

Woman kidnaps sister’s daughter over N30,000

I was drunk when I raped my daughter ‘ Father

Vanguard News Headlines Today

Buhari sends 6 names to Senate for confirmation as INEC commissioners

FG declares October 3 public holiday

Shaping Nigeria’s future is your responsibility, India tells FG.......

Continue reading on the blog....

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-10/

saintkash:
really?

gbam.....agwaa m gi agwana mmadu.?

Diamond bank Introduces a Protype of MMM Nigeria.

MMM Nigeria ideology has become a controversial program which had caught the financial institution attention and had posed a serious treat to the institution.

Since the emergence of MMM into Nigeria, a lot have held her ideology with much skepticism as most have different view with plenty of mouthwatering testimonials.....

however, Diamond bank has pulled a rather surprising stunt as they launch a similar Scheme to the Amazement of many...

click on the link to see what they are up to....

source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/diamond-bank-introduces-prototype-mmm-nigeria/

Today's Nigeria Newspaper review returns

i wanna thank you all for keeping faith with me in my moment of grief, sorry i went blank abruptly, by His grace, am gradually coming back to normal_

Keep on reading our blog and share accordingly.
That's all you owe me.
thanks...

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-9/

3unitload:
You almost cracked my ribs with this your response...lolxx

Hhaahhahhaaaa.....thanks bro...that's the essence shaa

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] is that her ass or stomach [/color]

Hahahhahahajajjahajahhaaaa....

3unitload:
I do tell peopla that at times we africans are more preferable in some aspect to this oyinbo's...lolzz

Far more preferred dear....Is it in this kinda recessed economy that one would start thinking of such obscure stunt.? Where you see rice chop kwanu..? Lol