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Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians Make Jokes Out Of Lekki Flooding With Funny Memes (pictures ) by Jameskyrian(op): 10:23am On Jul 10, 2017
kocvalour:
chai lagos

kidnapping
flood
refuse
robbery
rape
blackmail

biko it af do
somehow , we still find a way to cope......Naija
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians Make Jokes Out Of Lekki Flooding With Funny Memes (pictures ) by Jameskyrian(op): 11:29pm On Jul 09, 2017
EthanTL:
You cannot comman ki yourself away �
nke n'eme nu ?
Jokes EtcNigerians Make Jokes Out Of Lekki Flooding With Funny Memes (pictures ) by Jameskyrian(op): 10:53pm On Jul 09, 2017
Nigerians always find a way to make humor out of every mishap. The recent Lekki(Lagos )flooding which affected mostly the Lagos Island has casted fears in the mind of many residents.
grin grin grin
However, amidst the flooding , some Nigerians have taken to Twitter to make humor out of it…..

See some memes and twitter jokes in the link below :

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/07/09/nigerians-make-jokes-out-of-lekki-flooding-pictures/

HealthEuropean Court Sentences 10-months-old Baby To Death ( Pictures ) . by Jameskyrian(op): 1:29pm On Jun 29, 2017

A European Human Rights Court has given its verdict on a case of human rights that will compel a couple to allow their sick baby to die.
shocked shocked shocked

The parents of the baby Chris Gard and Connie Yates have been in a long legal battle to save their baby who is suffering from a serious genetic illness.

The baby is currently on life support while treatment options were being considered.......

continue reading on the link......

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/29/european-court-sentences-10-months-old-baby-death/

Jokes EtcCowboy Escapes Death As Cow Gets Angry ( Video ) by Jameskyrian(op):
This video looks so funny but real . A cowboy escapes death by a whiskers as an angry cow refused to be slaughtered for sallah . The cow got so furious and engaged the cowboy in a ferocious and tenacious battle . However , the boy was lucky to have held balanced on the head of the cow whilst holding tight to its horn .......

hahhaahahhahhhaa.........such a funny ordeal he cant forget in his cowboy life grin angry shocked

See the funny Video on the blog.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qk_9hqq9dc

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/28/2063/

Jokes EtcRe: Crazily Funny Memes To Make You Laugh Out Loud . by Jameskyrian(op): 9:57pm On Jun 25, 2017
nanora:
Haha! Nice one. I have never seen this meme.
instagram online
thanks dear......keep visiting our blog for more....
Jokes EtcComedy Skit : Bad Condtion ( Recession Brouhaha ) by Jameskyrian(op): 12:17pm On Jun 21, 2017
From The Stable of CYNO-WORLD ENTERTAINMENT ,Presents

Bad condition (Recession Brouhaha ) …..


Synopsis : A certain troublesome man met his Waterloo when he decided he wouldn’t pay up to the amount charged for the sumptuous meal served .

However , he met his match and would live to tell the funny story .
It surely would make your day hilariously …….

See Video below :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPjOyPSsgSw&t=2s

TV/MoviesThevoicenigeria Season 2 , Watch All The Hot Performances From Episode 1 (video) by Jameskyrian(op): 11:11pm On Jun 19, 2017
TheVoiceNigeria Season 2 returns, just as we fed you with instantaneous live updates on the concluded #BBNaija , we're here to keep you abreast with every single happenstance as it drops...all you need do is keep a date with us



Here comes the Episode 1 of the blind auditions as Yemi Alade replaces 2face Idibia.....


click on the blog to see the blistering opening performances


Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/19/1785/

LiteratureThe Witch - Part 2 by Jameskyrian(op): 11:13am On Jun 19, 2017
Here comes the completion of the Horror tale , THE WITCH ,....

Hope you enjoyed it ....?

THE WITCH - Part 2


Several heads looked up. I caught Lucy’s stare. She was a distant cousin, not much older than me. She had a dumbfounded expression on her face.

“WHAT?” Mother’s voice boomed within the basement. “YOU DARE INSULT YOUR HERITAGE?”
“It’s not MY heritage, its yours!”

Her hand flew at me again, but this time I caught it. The look of shock in her eyes was priceless. I flung the hand back as hard as I could. She staggered into Aunt Marg and Sylvia. They steadied her.

I knew that was a terrible thing to do. But I knew it was my only play. I didn’t want to be a witch– at least not anymore. Whatever It was that was coming to “take me” wasn’t going to be very pleased when it found out I wasn’t a virgin. Personally, I didn’t want to stick around for THAT conversation. My mum wouldn’t have believed It in a million years if they’d told her I’d been having sex since I was eleven.

“Grab her!” She snarled.
In seconds the entire coven came at me. A woman I didn’t know grabbed my arm I felt hands around my throat. I scratched a face, but wasn’t sure who’s it was. They wrestled me to the ground, pinning down my arms and legs....


continue reading on the blog....

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/18/1720/

LiteratureRe: The Witch - Part 1 by Jameskyrian(op): 11:07pm On Jun 17, 2017
germaphobe:
oya i don come
you're highly welcome...grab your popcorn
LiteratureThe Witch - Part 1 by Jameskyrian(op): 10:38pm On Jun 17, 2017
Hello , do you love horror movies ? definitely ,you would love scary story tale too ! Here comes a scary tale Titled ,''The Witch''...it promises to get you glued to your device ,,it's quite A short story though..

The Witch - Part 1

The air turned black all around me and I felt tingles around my skin. The chanting continued. I still couldn’t understand the language, but I knew something was coming. The ground underneath my feet trembled and a putrid smell filled my nostrils.

“Come forth,” I heard my mother’s voice say. “Take this vessel.” I could feel the blood rushing to my head. It was coming. I was terrified. I didn’t want to do this. Somewhere in my head, I could hear whispers. It was more than one voice– hundreds, thousands maybe. They were calling me. They were coming to claim me.

The chanting continued.

“STOP!!”

They stopped chanting. The whispers ceased. The darkness slowly dissipated. I could see the rest of the basement. My old bicycle by the window where I lost my first tooth. Then there was the window where I first saw Mathew; the boy I lost my virginity to. This was my home. I had so many good memories here, It was supposed to be safe. Why did it feel so terrifying.......

Continue reading on the link ......

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/16/witch/

Jokes EtcRe: Crazily Funny Memes To Make U Laugh Out Loud - Episode 3 by Jameskyrian(op): 12:36pm On Jun 17, 2017
Dhayor001:
How many are these "memes"?
As many as to keep you happy till next Saturday..
Jokes EtcCrazily Funny Memes To Make U Laugh Out Loud - Episode 3 by Jameskyrian(op): 12:26pm On Jun 17, 2017
I humbly welcome you to today's crazily funny meme session, where i compile some hilarious memes and analyze them humorously to make you laugh..

Click on the link to start laughing already....

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/17/funny-memes/

EducationRe: Happening Now : Acting President Yemi Osinbajo In UNIZIK, Awka (pics) by Jameskyrian(op): 9:36am On Jun 13, 2017
HIScraziness:
hehheehhehe!! u na correct old student oo! A pharmacy student tho, received all my lectures at M.P.H back then. Well done fellow Giant!!
God bless us and surly Giants must make Nigeria Proud one day.......Thanks for visiting my blog too ...onye nkem
EducationRe: Happening Now : Acting President Yemi Osinbajo In UNIZIK, Awka (pics) by Jameskyrian(op): 6:45pm On Jun 12, 2017
HIScraziness:
hehehehehe!!! na M.P.H u dey receive lecture daily nii
Haahahhhahahaa....New Generation Engineering boys...
If you knew while men were suffering back in the days of wildernesses...... We did our GSS courses at warehouse and juxtaposed sophomore courses with Parm site......

To God be the glory , Ilochi transformed Unizik tremendously onto which others followed suit till date.....
Proudly great Giant
EducationHappening Now : Acting President Yemi Osinbajo In UNIZIK, Awka (pics) by Jameskyrian(op): 2:15pm On Jun 12, 2017
Happening Now : The acting President of Nigeria Prof.Yemi Osinbajo just declares the NALT Open In Unizik

Our correspondent was live in Awka to cover the event...

_click on the blog to see everything and pictures..


Source :
http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/12/1550/

Jokes EtcCrazily Funny Memes To Make You Laugh Out Loud . by Jameskyrian(op): 9:12am On Jun 10, 2017
Ladies and gentlemen , Brothers and sisters in the Lawd , you are highly welcome to today’s Laughter zone with our crazily funny memes….are you ready to laugh ? …..
We carefully bring to you some crazily funny memes every saturday with some funny descriptions beneath to make u laugh ....

click on the link to start laughing.....

Source : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/10/1453/

Jokes EtcThe Funny Tale Of Obioma, My Ketogenic Girlfriend ! by Jameskyrian(op): 1:38pm On Jun 08, 2017
Have you ever dated or dating a KETOGENIC COMPLIANT lady ? my dear , no be small matter ooo ,,,,,,,Everyone , especially the ladies seems to be practicing that lifestyle now , unfortunately , Obioma my girlfriend is one of them....

READ THE FUNNY TALE OF OBIOMA , MY KETOGENIC GIRLFRIEND .... grin grin grin

Baby , our bus is currently at Redeemed , the traffic is much ,”she said over the phone . I was struggling to hear her , the loud incoherent vehicular activities and the thunderous cracked voices from the resident ”agberos” , shouting , ”Onipan , palmgroove ”, couldn’t allow me understand exactly where they were .

Welcome to Lagos , Eko O ni Baje . This would be the second time Obioma would visit me since last year July after we met at a friend’s wedding in Asaba . She is really a beautiful young lady with a characteristic dazzling smile . I remember teasing her about her size the last time she visited and jokingly asked her to do something about it ( maybe praying and fasting more for me to hasten my step to seeing her papa would help ).

I patiently waited for her in a nearby eatery somewhere very close to apple junction in Festac as to pick her up immediately she alights . Lost in the soothing sounds of some Hip-Hop oldies oozing from my Dr.dre headphone , a soft hand likened to that of a 3 month old baby slowly covered my eyes from behind . Needles asking who , i could perceive the smell of her enchanting perfume all around me . I knew it was my bae , my heart pulsated rhythmically. Obiomam, ”as i fondly call her , ”it’s you jaree , give up already ! , i teased her .

Elegantly Standing in front of me was Obioma , never have i seen her this beautiful . she looked trimmed with a glowing complexion . I wished like planting a chilled kiss on top of her lips . Unfortunately, one little kid seated with her mum just beside us kept staring at us , particularly looking at me as if i was ..........


CONTINUE READING ON THE LINK ......

SOURCE : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/08/ketogenic-girlfriend/

ProgrammingRe: Looking For Anyone Willing To Coach Me On Graphics Design, Lagos Resident by Jameskyrian(op): 8:59am On Jun 08, 2017
Orlahwaley:
Hi, Check @fybcraft on instagram. If you love their jobs, contact them on 08057735763..
thanks
ProgrammingLooking For Anyone Willing To Coach Me On Graphics Design, Lagos Resident by Jameskyrian(op): 11:21pm On Jun 07, 2017
PLease , i kindly wish to learn graphics design , photoshop basically . I would be glad to get an experienced someone willing to coach me on that for an affordable fee biko......help a brother . God Bless
WebmastersLooking For Anyone Willing To Coach Me On Graphics Design, Lagos Resident by Jameskyrian(op): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2017
PLease , i kindly wish to learn graphics design , photoshop basically . I would be glad to get an experienced someone willing to coach me on that for an affordable fee biko......help a brother . God Bless
CrimeRe: Catholic Archbishop Commits Suicide By Jumping Into The River by Jameskyrian(op): 9:25pm On Jun 04, 2017
Ehinmola:
Honestly nobody knows what led to his death except Baba GOD almighty.
exactly dear....
Jokes EtcRe: Crazily Funny Memes To Make U Laugh Out Loud by Jameskyrian(op): 3:17pm On Jun 04, 2017
BlackDBagba:
I mean when I was lil'
hahahhhhahaaa.....i thought you mearnt you visited my blog .....lol , however , thanks for commenting
SportsExplosion Rocks In Turin As Juve Supporters Run From Champions League Fan Zone. by Jameskyrian(op): 7:41am On Jun 04, 2017
Explosion Rocks In Turin As Juventus Supporters Run From Champions League Fan Zone

It was really an unfortunate night once again in Turin ..

Click on the link to continue reading and see all the pics..

Source :http://jkcyno.com/index.php/2017/06/03/1262/

SportsExplosion Rocks In Turin As Juve Supporters Run From Champions League Fan Zone. by Jameskyrian(op): 12:12am On Jun 04, 2017
Explosion Rocks In Turin As Juventus Supporters Run From Champions League Fan Zone..

It was really an unfortunate night once again in Turin ..

Click on the link to continue reading and see all the pics..

Source : http://jkcyno.com/index.php/2017/06/03/1262/

CrimeRe: Catholic Archbishop Commits Suicide By Jumping Into The River by Jameskyrian(op): 12:07am On Jun 04, 2017
uzoclinton:
hmm. maybe he discovered something his brain couldn't comprehend
From on set....i knew and suspected murder....police has claimed to have come up with clue to who might have murdered him...
Jokes EtcRe: Crazily Funny Memes To Make U Laugh Out Loud by Jameskyrian(op): 10:41pm On Jun 03, 2017
BlackDBagba:
I did that !
I appreciate...... Daaaalu
Jokes EtcCrazily Funny Memes To Make U Laugh Out Loud by Jameskyrian(op): 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2017
Welcome to my memes zone where i dish out crazily funny memes to make you laugh out loud....

Click on the blog to start laughing....

Source : http://jkcyno.com/index.php/2017/06/03/1238/

CrimeRe: Catholic Archbishop Commits Suicide By Jumping Into The River by Jameskyrian(op): 8:10pm On Jun 02, 2017
Kathmandu:
What will make a Bishop to commit suicide?


The only thing that comes to mind is maybe he broke his celibacy vow
Nope.....far from it....i am suspecting murder.......it can't be far from it and they feigned suicide.....
CrimeCatholic Archbishop Commits Suicide By Jumping Into The River by Jameskyrian(op): 7:58pm On Jun 02, 2017
The Archbishop of Bafia, Cameroon, Mgr Jean Marie Benoît Balla has reportedly taken his own life by jumping into the Sanaga River around the Ebebda Bridge in Cameroon.

The Catholic community launched a search for the clergyman after his Land Cruiser SUV with registration plate number CE 9503V was found on the Ebebda bridge Wednesday afternoon- about 90km from Yaounde.

continue reading on the link .......

Source : http://jkcyno.com/index.php/2017/06/02/1206/

Jokes EtcRe: You Can Never Please A Woman , Don’t Even Think Of It ! by Jameskyrian(op): 8:29pm On Jun 01, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Whether insatiable or not, we all have to settle with a woman (or more). We have to accept them with whichever flaws they may have.... Any foolish man who doesn't will have other MEN as the only other option to women.
oa Brown take am easy na......someone no fit joke wit yu ?
Jokes EtcYou Can Never Please A Woman , Don’t Even Think Of It ! by Jameskyrian(op): 1:41pm On Jun 01, 2017
Women have over time proven to be insatiable and always wanted more. Oliver Twist should be their Botanical name as implies.

Remember in the Bible how they colluded with the serpent to eat that apple ? ( Oliver Twistess) , implicated man since then, ”shebi all of us for dey naked now for Garden of Eden , dancing Skelewu,”, In-fact , that’s a story for another day.

……All of them but my mum and future wife are same…lol

Now, this is my afternoon advice to every young man out there….hold your hands to your ears and listen attentively…

“Idi go ready” ?….oya let’s go.


Continue reading on the blog......

Source : http://jkcyno.com/index.php/2017/06/01/1158/

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