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Drownedgod:
..The original posters attempt at comedy took a downhill turn as he quickly became satirized.... Direct message me for more tutoring in English language...Thank you :-p

finalboss1:
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Drownedgod:
Op n dry jokes are like,...you kno the picshure

Kakamorufu:
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ifex370:
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But that ain't gona happen

splenzard:
for my proposal, if my babe ain't accepting

SMS make she leave am

MrExpensive:
Please it started last month july though then it was like twice a week but now each time i sleep i have sex every night with my landlord's wife.. I am getting worried, dream interpreters help.

bonechamberlain:
well let's hope they both perform beyond expectations, for mourinho he better recognize that he is in man u.

bonechamberlain:
Man u why, two errors at the same time.
First error was bringing mourinho and second signing pogba for this ridiculous amount. What nonsense

Teniolasmart:
made ftc for d first time......hurray....i need likes ooooo

We are being persecuted —Witches group

A group, which calls itself Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITCAN), has described Governor Adams Oshiomhole as a workaholic while commending him for transforming Edo State.


The group, which also asked Oshiomhole to put in place measures to ensure that the forthcoming gubernatorial election in the state is successful, however, complained that its members were being persecuted, pleading that the persecution should stop.

It spoke through its Publicity Secretary, Dr Okhue Iboi.

“Members of our association are apolitical. We are not partisan. Our own concern as stakeholders in the project called Nigeria is for peace and unity to reign. Our own witches group are not evil. We do good, and promote whatever will bring progress to mankind. We love Nigeria. Oshiomhole has been working very hard in the last seven years plus, and he has transformed Edo State, but he should be very vigilant so that some hoodlums working for some political godfathers don’t unleash violence which may lead to the destruction of properties and lives,” Iboi, a trado-medical practitioner, told Sunday Vanguard in Lagos.

The witches spokesman disclosed that the task of delivering the message to Oshiomhole and other political gladiators in Edo State was given to the witches during a meeting members of the group held at Irrua.

“We were holding our monthly meeting at Irrua, and, suddenly, while looking at our crystal ball in the coven, we saw some things that were frightening concerning Edo and thereafter I was mandated as the spokesperson of the group to deliver this message to the governor, and other stakeholders that have one thing or the other to do with the governorship election in Edo State. But we are making a special appeal to Governor Oshiomhole because he is the Chief Security Officer of the state. He should liaise with the police, INEC and other stakeholders to ensure that peace is maintained before, during and after the elections,” Iboi said.

Warning politicians in Edo State not to see the election as a do-or-die affair, he said political parties and candidates taking part in the election must respect the will of the electorate. “Power belong to God and He alone gives it to whomsoever it pleases Him to give it to. But one fact our politicians must know is that the will of the people must be respected” .

While advising politicians to take the witches warning seriously, Iboi said: “Witches are not joking over this Edo election. We will not allow any individual or group to destroy the state or give it a bad name. It is unfortunate that many Nigerians are hypocrites. When they hear witches or read about witches, what comes to their mind is evil or darkness. For our own witches group, we are children of light. We are for good. Have people forgotten that even in the Bible there is a story of King Saul who consulted a witch when he was about to go into a battle to enable him know how the battle will go?

“Again people tend to forget that Nigeria is a secular state, Nigeria doesn’t belong to only Christians and Muslims, the nation is for all faiths. They should stop persecuting witches or look at us with disdain. As stakeholders they should allow us to make our own contributions to the growth and development of the country.” The witches spokesperson said the election is going to be a straight battle between the candidate of All Progressives Congress, APC, Godwin Obaseki, and that of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Pastor Ize Iyamu.

“The battle is a straight one between Iyamu and Obaseki, and the election is going to be hotly contested. But on who is going to win, we are holding an emergency meeting at Ofosu next Wednesday, and the person who is going to win the election will be revealed to us at that meeting.”

DesChyko:
The writings dey cover the pics. I will report you to my signature

Femiartalade:
and your mother na my dick and a*s licker...


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GudluckIBB:
Trump is not a good candidate. He's just like what jonathan was to PDP........not selleable.

adewumiopeyemi:

David25:
Hahahahaha.. are you for real feeling like..
Prayer is the key to everything. Pray before you eat, pray before going to bed, pray when you woke up, and pray when you want to have.... wait a minute! did you say "sex" again? lol. you be like "Lord, Bless this pussy and sanctify it ?
that is so gangster bro.