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WenysAD:
Looks like she now has her ass in front also.

Yeye

Hahahahahahahahahaaa........Asin eeeeh

Some Oyibos won't stop amazing me. This young lady's case isn't so different from a melancholic scenario.

She literally wishes to be the world fattest lady and her boyfriend accomplice is doing a nice job in aiding her to extreme obesity. Lol

Her rather unfortunate and obscure reason would shock you to the marrow.

Click on the link to keep reading and see more pictures


Source: http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/obese-lady-feeds-funnel-wants-hold-record-world-fattest-woman-pictures/

magicminister:
Bloggers must write stories nah!!!

Very thrashy story!!

On the contrary , you didn't read the caption correctly, it was stated. ...To buy.....he never buy am yet...To buy fit be for next 20 years na.....lol

grodt999:
More stories from people who have the mental intelligence of MONKEYS.

If this story reaches CNN, it will be described as more prooof black Africans are primitive and backward people!

on the contrary, the so called oyibo as perceived practice vodoo too. witchcraft wouldn't sound so awkward to them

1stCitizen:
What is dbanj doing behind her?

hahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

barackodam:
who she epp?

she became a lot of inspiration to many hustlers shaa....

Schwartz:
I have been thinking the same thing

That aligns our thoughts symmetrically

HateU2:
www.google.com
See jamb question.
Her time has come and it has gone and mind you. She's living big. She living in her three bedroom flat here in Surulere.

Sit down there be looking for crime scene.
Iranu......Abasha

Hahhahahaaaa.....quite cynical
It might interest you to know that Sujimoto the said Developer that gifted her with the house has backed out.?
What would now happen after the expiration. .?
And by the way, if the contracts end, what happens to sustainability. ..?

My dear , don't mind those sinister studded investors that waded in to pluck their own share of fast fame.....

However, i would blame her the most if she never saved to start up a business.

Who really Killed Olajumoke, The former Agege-bread Seller Turned Super Model ?

Most of us might be so familiar with this lady's sudden rise to stardon and her eclipse abruptly. This article surely has answers to your questions.....

>>click on the link to keep reading. ...


Source :http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/killed-olajumoke-former-agege-bread-turned-supermodel/

Just in the spirit of Sallah Celebrations. I wish to bring to you this hilarious comedy skit .....

Synopsis : A certain man of God got more than what he barged when a curious sister in the Lord unceremoniously caught him doing what wasn't supposed to be doing. ....
However, his smart and swift response would make you laugh out loud........lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViNbmomNzYk

Georgekyrian:
NCAN in trouble!!


Anyway is Dj Alpha!!

How Bro....
Do you have your own powers too.?

Punch News Headlines Today
[Mon-12-Sep-2016]

Again, NCC warns telecoms operators against unsolicited messages

Analysts anticipate low investor activity this week

Nigeria spends $22bn yearly on food imports

CBN offers N1.9bn loans to 12,405 farmers

IGI pays N1.2bn claims in eight months

Shareholders approve SA Insurance, Life Assurance merger

Lagos bricklayers to protest cement price hike

Paralympics: Lucy breaks record, wins gold for Nigeria

Costa’s brace rescues Chelsea

Sallah: Kano donates N2.5m foodstuffs to inmates

Vanguard News Headlines Today

Whatever happened to the N500bn Social Welfare Package

Joining Liverpool was the worst decision of my life ‘ Mario Balotelli

Clinton has been diagnosed with pneumonia

Stan Wawrinka beats Novak Djokovic to win US Open.......

>>> kindly continue reading on the link

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-7/

tsmat:
The only constant thing in life is change

But definitely not APC change...lol

nextprince:
Abeg wetin be her religion? Just asking.

Haahhahahahhahahaaa.....

Witchcraft religion.org

Twisted fate is evidently one of the best fiction to swirl your emotional glands


If actually you love intriguing love tales, those stories that would literally keep you asking for the next episode, then, this short story is for you.


click on the blog to read and previous episodes are embedded therin


Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/twisted-fate-episode-11/

jmichlins:
I have heard lots of ridiculous things in life and this maybe topping the list. While waste your time with people while you can easily enter a bank and make all the money vanish to you desired destination or don't you have ambition

Haahahahhahahahahahaaa.....quite unfortunately, most of my blog visitors are demanding for the said woman's contact as to meet with her and query her on how to get such uncommon powers as they believed she didn't use it well....most said Zenith, Gtbank and other top banks would be their first point of call....

I fainted....drops mic

Wonders shall never end. Nemesis seem to have caught up with this alleged witch as she ran out of luck.

When the woman, whose name remains unknown, touches you, all your money disappears. In this Buhari era!!
She was caught at the closing hours of Tomayiin Market in Katsina-Ala Local Government Area of Benue State.
A source claims the woman’s ‘419’ is so spiritually gangster that when she meets a person for the first time, she is able to greet you by your name and relate with you like an old friend, but if she eventually touches you all the money you have on you will mysteriously vanish........


>> continue reading on the link

Source :http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/witch-touches-one-money-dissappears-caught-beaten-pulp-benue-state/

barnacle:
Waiting

Waiting for what ?

Truth234:
The Apapa Command of Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) announced a record monthly revenue of N34,923,757,810.77 in August.

The revenue was about N8 billion higher than N27 billion generated in July, and it is the highest monthly reported revenue by any customs command in the country in the last 10 years.

According to Willy Egbudin, a customs area controller of the command,“A remarkable feature of this is that it was made at a time the ports were said to be having low volume of trade and shipping companies reported to be leaving the country in the face of some trade restrictions and high exchange rate regime.”

However, he said the increase was a result of increased supervision, closer monitoring and regular outreach to importers and agents, “on the need to comply while issuing demand notices for infractions like under-declaration detected.”

He further stated that “We have persistently urged officers of the command to continually work to redouble their efforts in maximum revenue collection, speed in legitimate trade facilitation and uncompromising enforcement of all customs laws.”

”The Comptroller General’s directives are very clear on matters affecting our duties. We must not in any way act outside the law or encourage people to do so. Importers and agents who violate the law will face the full wrath of it and I can assure you all that I will not spare any customs officer collaborator. Any attempt to shortchange the government under my watch here will not be treated with kid gloves” the Controller warned recently.”

http://investorsking.com/apapa-customs-generates-a-record-n35bn-in-august/

Wow and yet we're broke ....am supposed to rejoice to that aite.?

Amd yet FG approves borrowing from IMF....ndi ara

The Evolution of Mobile phone in Nigeria has been nostalgic in my memory and
i suppose it rings bell in your memory as some obvious wide grin greets your face. “Na lie” ?
This article is to take you back memory lane,

to switch on your nostalgic cap and caress your frolic fantasy about mobile phone evolution. It was comically written to make you laugh as you reminisce. ...

1.NOKIA 3310 :

PLease , ladies and gentlemen, may we all stand up for this “OGA AT THE TOP”, the “Agidimgba of all Agidimgba”…..

You may now sit. This mobile phone is the most widely used, loved and served amongst every other stone age phones. Where would i even start in praising this gentleman , sorry ,”gentle phone.? Was it its battery longevity? You’d literally charge this phone and forget your charger at home as you embarked on a 2 week jorney and still come back with 2bars remaining.

Was it its network reception ? Even as MTN network was still epileptic as at then , i still was able to find network with it in my village, though as it dangles on top of a palm tree in my compound. I leave you with the hilarious imagination as how all of us would climb the ladder to answer any call as it rings. Isn’t that awesome ?

I would stop at it’s loud ring tone and speaker ring out tone. …..”Now , could you close your eyes and remember that DEEP SOUND MTN CALLER TUNE makes”, “dooo doooo doooo” sound…? So deep and enigmatic.

Glo and MTel caller tunes were simply annoying. …lol.

Wait, before i move on to the next phone, i would want to categorically state this, “if the Vibration of Nokia 3310 couldn’t wake up a man in coma…”abeg go bury the man “, he was dead already......


>>> continue reading on the link......

Source : http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/throwback-thursday-mobile-phone-evolution-nigeira/

Okpore101:
Our Uniform Men Fucking Up since 1914

It's such a pitiable scenario. My respect for them is fas dwindling like our economy.
Unfortunately the soldiers who misbehave like this are those No rank soldiers. ......so annoying. ....i really need this to go viral.....until justice is served

Solomon Idiogbe seeks justice and i demand for that to be served with utmost urgency.

Such stories give me goosebumps. It irks me to the marrow as the soldiers that swore to protect the innocent citizens have now become an unprecedented nightmare to them. It baffles me on how they react on any slight provocation by a civilian (bloody as they see them). They carry themselves as quasi Gods and assume invincibility. This is a carefully written story by a concerned Nigerian seeking justice for an innocent Solomon Idiogbe.....

A kind hearted Nigeria who demands justice be done wrote a detailed story of how it happened and wish to be a voice for the voiceless Solomon..

>>> click on the link to read the fatal ordeal.....

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/solomon-idiogbe-seeks-justice-tells-pathetic-story-soldiers-batter-ahead-president-buharis-visit-edo-yesterday-graphic-pictures/

Finding Happiness – Episode 31

Deifa was feeling great, everything had
been going really well. Her special guests
had all honoured their invitations. The
performing artistes had arrived, Wizkid
and Davido had given mind blowing
performances.

They were saving Dbanj for
last, he was in his dressing room waiting
to be called upon.
It was all going on schedule, she was so
glad.

She’d spotted her step brother as soon as
he’d arrived. He’d turned a lot of heads,
dressed like a celeb himself. Effortlessly
good looking in his form fitting Navy
blazer, black shirt and black jeans
contrasting sharply with his cream
complexion and those glasses, those glasses
that made her want to do nasty things to
him.......

>>> continue reading on the link

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/finding-happiness-episode-31/

Punch News Headlines Today
[Wed-07-Sep-2016]

Buhari, others seek votes for Obaseki

Edo won’t regret voting Obaseki

PDP asks court to disqualify Obaseki over university degree

EFCC probe won’t distract me ‘Ize-Iyamu

Stock market loses N70bn in one day

Luxury bus owners raise fares, lament road conditions

We’re still functional, says MMA2 operator

Innoson automaker denies sacking workers, shutting down operation

Eagles need confidence boost ‘ Rohr

Cross River signs health insurance bill into law

Nigeria, Ghana rivalry continues at GOtv Boxing Night

Buhari needs economic advisers

Incessant rain wreaks havoc on Lagos, Ogun

Court remands alleged abductors of Iba monarch

Vanguard News Headlines Today

Ambode says Obaseki’ll build on Oshiomhole’s achievements

Exports increase by 63 % to N1.9 trillion in 2Q.....

>>> continue reading on the link

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-5/

An open letter by The National Association of Nigerian House Wives (NANHW), To The Federal Government.

National Association of Nigerian House Wives (NANHW), has written an open letter congratulating the Federal government for bringing the country into recession.

According to the Association, their husbands now return home in the evening straight from the office after work as the husbands no longer have money to visit nkwobi and isiewu joints and stay there till late in the nights.

Also, the Association said that they are having a good laugh against their husband’s side-chicks who their husbands have abandoned for some time now......


>>> continue reading on the link...

Source :http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/open-letter-nigerian-house-wives-association-federal-government/

Amidst all lies and it’s inherent derivatives, i suppose the worst would be the one lied to oneself.

I think it’s high time someone spoke up, is it dawn on us that things have fallen further apart ? For how long will they continue spoon feeding us with lies garnished with vegetables and well served on a palatable plate of incongruous insensitivity.

Lies upon lies …..perjury upon perjury (yes , they swore an oath to strangle corruption with a Bible and Quran)….

What are we seeing ?the supposed corruption to be strangled is now being fattened and fattening…

Someone shared this and i decided to roll the dice for you to count the “siki”......

FG Approves more external borrowings, says…..

it will boost the dwindling economy.
The question is why borrowing when they..
claimed to have saved
N2.6trn through TSA( Single Treasury Account)
N1.4trn from Subsidy
N3.2trn from recovered loot and repatriated funds.


>> continue reading .....

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/horrendous-lies-feed-us-part-2/

Punch News Headlines Today
[Mon-05-Sep-2016]

Obaseki pledges to expand Edo spare parts market

Recession: FG’s non-oil revenue shrinks by N134bn

PDP accuses APC of unlawful arrests

Toure’s agent slams Guardiola

Rohr to rework Eagles for World Cup ticket

AFCON: Uganda end 38-year wait, Burkina also qualify

FG targets $100bn from Indian agric market38

Recession: Analysts canvass collaboration between regulators, banks

Nigeria in a serious crisis ‘ UN report

Telecoms industry contributed N1.8tn to Q2 GDP

Policemen tackle ECOWAS over $4m peacekeeping allowance

Suspect robs Lekki residents with toy gun

Vanguard News Headlines Today

We’ll vote Obaseki to appreciate Oshiomhole

CBN faces more FOREX crisis as Naira drops by 40% in 18 months

Investors rally on banking stocks, boost market value to N13.8bn.......

>>> continue reading on the link....

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/todays-nigeria-newspaper-review-4/

A Nwanko Kanu hat-trick inspired the Arsenal Legends to a 4-2 victory over Milan Glorie at the Emirates.

The Gunners faithful were treated to some of the finest talents from the past in the charity game for the Arsenal Foundation.

As well as three from the Nigerian, Robert Pires combined with former wide man Freddie Ljungberg to also register.

Click to watch All the goal Highlights. ......

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/nwankwo-kanu-baggs-hat-trick-arsenal-legends-beat-ac-milan-glorie-4-2-emirates-video/

Making you laugh is my specialty and creatively doing it , is my style.

I bring to you yet another hilarious pictures/memes compilation just to make you laugh.

The write ups beneath each pictures make the difference.

Hope your weekend is humorously speeding. ?

>>> click on the Link to start laughing already. .

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/see-mark-zuckerbergs-new-branch-office-nigeria-hilarious-picturesmemes-make-laugh/

lastmessenger:
Which do you have apart from blogging?

I have several aside blogging although most of them are talent driven aside few investment ventures i joined.

What am about to share with you is funny but true. Most times, i have really wondered why people work !!! For how long must one continue working for money ? Can money actually work for someone. ? Can one actually make it by having one stream of income.? How far with the white collar job in relation with self made jobs.

However, this article is just a mathematical breakdown of a salary earner in comparison with a conventional business man....

I believe your inner mind would open after reading this to start investing already. ....

>>> click on the link to read and please drop your comment as to serve you better.Thanks.

http://www.jkcyno.com/2016/09/see-reasons-quit-job/

Raydos:
Assuming it was bbc or cnn that write "nigeira" - you'll call them a racist.

Wow...am so sorry bro...Auto correct na bastard...lol...
Changing my spelling for me since Adam.