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 Jokes Etc / Tizzy(the Cat) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 9:31am On Jun 05, 2022 |
A teacher want too ask tizzy question he said tizzy if i gave you 2 cat plus 2 cat plus another 2 cat so how many cat do you have? Tizzy said seven. The teacher asked again if i gave you 2 cat plus 2 cat plus another 2 cat how many cat do you have tizzy said seven, the teacher said maybe he should put it in another way he asked again if i gave you 2 apple plus 2 apple plus another 2 apple how many apples do you have tizzy answered six the teacher said good if i gave you 2 cat plus 2 cat plus another 2 cat how many cat do you have tizzy said seven the teacher said why tizzy said because i have already has a freaking cat |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(peter And Her Dying Wife, Read And Cry) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 5:11pm On Jun 04, 2022 |
Peter sat at his dying wife's bedside.her voice was little more than a whisper."peter darling."she breathed' "i have a confenssion to make before i go.....i.... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from you safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend,alex.and it was i who forced your mistress to live the city. And i am the one who reported your income tax evasion to the government." "don't give it a second thought sweetheart.who do you think gave you the poison?"answered peter 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(mind Your Own Business And Trouble) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 1:05pm On Jun 04, 2022 |
Mr.and mrs.brown had two son, one was name "mind your own business & the other was named trouble." One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek trouble hid while mind your own business counted one to hundred.mind your own business began looking for his brother(trouble) behind garbage cans and bushes.then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked'what are you doing?" "playing a game," the boy replied. "what is your name?" the officer questioned. And he answered "mind your own business".furious the policeman inquired "are you looking for trouble?!" the boy replied' " why' yes." |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(poverty And It Is Type) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 11:35am On Jun 04, 2022 |
Poverty is when money see you and run. And you are also lying of what you don't have. there are two type of poverty (a)foolish poverty -is when you don't have money for bicycle and you say you want too buy benz. is when you are drinking garri with maize and you saw your friend then you keep it under your chair and dog eat the maize and pour the garri away and you are now crying (b)dunce poverty-is when you say you like charcoal than gas (c)is when you read my post and you don't like it or mention |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(the Tow-headed Officer And The Blonde Driver) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 10:53am On Jun 04, 2022 |
A tow-headed police officer pulls over a blonde driver and say' "you failed to stop at the red light.let me see your driver's licence."the blonde driver asks"what does the drives license look like?"the tow-headed officer answer,"it is rectangular and has your picture on it."the blonde driver look around inside his car and took his mirror(because it is rectangular in shape). When he hands it to the tow-headed officer, he looks at it and replies,"oh,i didn't know you were also an officer, you can go!" |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(african Proverb) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 7:57am On Jun 04, 2022 |
A man who swallow coconut believe in is ME: believe in his anus. Drop your own believe and let the joke begin |
| Phones / Re: Wear Can I Get These Phones by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:33pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
You mumu past snail i dey tell you go meet your english teacher to teach you grammar |
| Education / Re: Can Some One Help Me Out With This Mathematics Question by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:31pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
I have told you b4 that u are mumu guy |
| Jokes Etc / Re: It Is Not Eazy To Be Stuborn by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:27pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Verbtips:go tell your english teacher to teach grammar or concord |
| Jokes Etc / Re: It Is Not Eazy To Be Stuborn by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:25pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Verbtips: |
| Jokes Etc / Re: It Is Not Eazy To Be Stuborn by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:25pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Verbtips:go tell your english teacher to teach u grammar |
| Education / Re: Brain As A Computer by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:22pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Sirmwill:if you know get google for your phone go ask your computer teacher |
| Jokes Etc / Re: How To Pass Exam With Out Reading by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:16pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
1EmmyKay:mumu guy do it for yourself first, please go call the elder in your street to help you check your post before you sumbit |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jamb Question by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:13pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Foolish guy, maybe u no get google on your phone |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Tizzy(chinese And Thier Palaba) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:03pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Verbtips:That is your ownproblem |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(chinese And Thier Palaba) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 11:09am On Jun 03, 2022 |
Tizzy saw a chinese girl and her friend, he admire her and asked for her number and girl said "sex!sex!sex!free sex tonight" tizzy said "wow" then her friend said she means 666-3629 |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(read And Laugh) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 10:04am On Jun 03, 2022 |
"Babe is it in?" "yea" "uh huh" "let me put it in slowly" "it still hurt." "okay, let's try another shoe size." |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(change) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 9:50am On Jun 03, 2022 |
As the upcoming president Of nigeria(james oluwatobi) i want to change Nigeria name to corruption if you are now a nigerian b4 you will be called Coruptian. |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(monkey Pox) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 9:34am On Jun 03, 2022 |
Is better Usa come nigeria and plead or else me as a nigerian in will launched nuclear bomb go there. They carry monkeypox come nigeria they are now saying nonsense. He be like say usa won collect |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy(wahala Be Like Wetin) by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 7:07am On Jun 03, 2022 |
Today again i went to google to search "when world war three started which is the safest country" the phone was loading after, some seconds i just see my phone writing "nigeria" quickly i flashed my phone and go and give to doctor to check it maybe he don get monkeypox. Doctor self still dey ask me for injection money for phone , that is when i know dat my phone is correct "nigeria is the safest country" country. |
| Foreign Affairs / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 8:34pm On May 28, 2022 |
According to news nigeria is the most corrupted country |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 7:32pm On May 28, 2022 |
We are in our church practicing for children day, and after we have practice drama our pastor wife says the next thing is corography. Our pastor daughter now said mum why don't we do ebolagraphy'tizzy now said maybe we should do lasafevergraphy our pastor wife now said no oooooooooooooo maybe we should do Malariagraphy. drop yours |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 2:01pm On May 28, 2022 |
Verbtips:na maths teacher u dey follow talk no be me 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 1:57pm On May 28, 2022 |
Ulkraine foreign minister DYMTRO KELUBA spoke to CBNC'S Hadley gamble to the word economic forum in davos switzerland KELUDE discussed the ukraine war' the reconstruction of his country and further sanctions against moscow. Meanwhile ukraine president volodyhyz zenlenskyy has said the suitation donbas in the suitatition in the donbas in easter ukraine is "very difficult" with russian force cocentrate thier fire and manpower on assualting and region and seizing key citizen there zelenskyy said in his mightly to the nation that practically the full might of russian army, whatever they have left is being thrown at the offensive there.liman, popasna,sieverodonetsk,slaviansk the occupiers want to destroy everything here. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 10:20am On May 28, 2022 |
Verbtips:haha do you feel it |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 4:36pm On May 27, 2022 |
GloRY and destiny For sale oooo, if you wan buy just email |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 1:50pm On May 27, 2022 |
I won swap my phone(smart 5) with garri 00000000000000000000. No money too do sub, yahoo too hard even sapa catch me. I no fit ran more than sapa |
| Celebrities / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 1:18pm On May 27, 2022 |
List of the biggest celebrities Justin bieber=220 million followers Beyonce=237 million followers Kim kardashian=285 million followers Selena gomez=295 million follower The rock=296 million follower Ariana granda=297 million followers Lio messi=306 million followers Kyelie=306 million followers |
| Agriculture / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 12:50pm On May 27, 2022 |
Cassava stem for sale ooo. Just email for direct service |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 12:23pm On May 27, 2022 |
If you are at your house and you take a pic on your phone that is SELFIE. But if you are at cell and take a pic dat is what will call CELLFIE |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 5:44pm On May 25, 2022 |
A guy mistakely fall down on bicycle and a man ask tizzy that what happened to the bicycle and tizzy said maybe the bicycle is tired |
| Jokes Etc / Tizzy by Jamesoluwatobi(m): 5:16pm On May 25, 2022 |
DO you want to hear a construction joke?
»sorry I'm still working on it. |
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