Won't it bii 4 only Americanz?

No bii to praiz God dey important pass?
My broda, plz dnt bii letting big big ynash confuse yhu again.

Devil don't dey minister to my idle mind ooooh.
Heeeeeelllllllllpppppppppp

No bii our fault nah. Women like to dey believe the lie.

I know its hard to believe...

It was around 5am in the morning when this happened.
I was taking a walk down the street and as usual, not a single being was in sight. I've been doing this for quite sometime and didn't expect anything strange to happen.
I was thinking of a problem I had when suddenly I heard a still voice in my mind.
“MY SON, I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU”.
At first,I was confused a little but decided to ignore it.
“MY SON, I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU”.
I looked around, still nobody in sight. I continued walking.
“MY SON, I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU”.
This time I stopped. What was happening? I didn't know.
Suddenly, the street lights went out for some few seconds then came back on.
Directly opposite me, though far away, I noticed somebody walking towards me.
“MY SON, I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU”.
At this point, I was totally confused. Who's the person talking to me?
Then I remembered the story of samuel in the bible, so I said in my mind.
“SPEAK, I CAN HEAR YOU”.
By this time the person walking towards me was closer.
He stopped within a few feet from me and starting looking at me.
I continued walking, not wanting to talk to any stranger.
As I passed him,
He said something, I replied.
Then he asked me a question which of which I don't know the answer to.
He then suggested we take a walk.
That he had somethings to tell me.
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So that was it people.
My experience with an Angel.
Has anybody ever had one before?

Vivly: All those na wash. Just post the topic link to me and pay in 2000naira to this account
ac/name. Nairaland front page
ac no- 0116475622
Gt bank.

Hehehe. Just 2000naira? I don't have change

Oga wetin bii Troglodyte ?

Welcome back... You this Handsome, Sexy & Confident Fine boy @ Myself.
So where where we?
TIP 4
4] KIDNAPING
Kidnaping is an important aspect of making Front page on Nairaland.
A friend of mine .... “Sodiq Okurin Meta” { I see yhu mehn } said that he Kidnaped a Mod to make Front page.
I said “ Haaaaa, Kidnap? That is a Criminal offence "
Sodiq Okurin Meta said “4get dat side. Nottin dey happen"
And true to his words, anytime Sodiq Okurin Meta wants to make Front page. He Kidnaps a Mod.
If yhu too want to kidnap a Mod, feel free to.
After all, its a free world.

Making Front page on Nairaland for Learners.
Are you a learner If yes,
This is a guide to making front page on Nairaland and staying there for a long time.
Considering the fact that I've not made front page before, I hope am right.
Now let's proceed.
TIP 1
1] FASTING & PRAYER
Do you know the number of people who want to make Front page on Nairaland?
We plenty oooo. Front page tinz dey enta eye. So by Fire by Force, by Hook or by Crook, We have to make Front page.
So my people say afta mii...
“OH LORD MY GOD, ALL THOSE PEOPLE STOPING ME FROM FLYING INTO FRONT PAGE, BABA GOD, FOR MY SAKE, LET THEM RUN MAD”.
Some of you mite say Ah,Ehn, Dat is to much nah etc but believe me it is for your own good.
But make sure you have done at least 50 DAYS OF FASTING or else my friend, na yhur time you dey waste oooh.
49 DAYZ IS NOT ALLOWED!
TIP 2
2] BABALAWO
For does of yhu who prefare to go to Baba for specific reasons, This is for you.
Here are the requirements.
-The Middle claw of a Lion
-The Tail of a Man
-White Cloth{ 1 Metre long }
-Black Cloth{ 1 metre long}
-Aso oke
-Gold or Diamonds
-The Heart of a Shark
-Palm wine
-A New Car for Ifa
-Red oil
-Ororo
-Ata gungun
-Koin Koin { Sponge } ... and some other items that I can't recall.
I will ask Baba 4 the rest.
TIP 3
3] BRIBING THE MODS
This one na 2 SURE. Do me I do you, Scratch my back I scratch yours...
Your a Nigerian. You know as the tin dey go na.
So if yhu scratch the back of the Mods and they scratch yours, I tell you everybody will be happy.
So scratch the back of a Mod today.
My people I dey come, make I go Crack my head and come back with more wonderful Tips.

Limpopo Chicks

Limpopo master, Kcee has made
his opinion known concerning a
Nollywood movie named after his
hit single, Limpopo. The movie is
titled Limpopo Babes, in his
words;
“Watching the most boring and
meaningless movie nollywood
movie Titled LIMPOPO BABES”.
But true true Nollywood like that
crap, naming there movies after
all sort of popular events/subjects
eg- Boko Haram, Blackberry
Babes, limpopo Chicks, ASUU
Strike just to mention a few.
Poster of another Nollywood
Movie Limpopo Chicks after the
cut. SMH

I was among the people that greeted the pastor.

4) THE BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST

Amen

Half a bottle? LoL • Guy you are gay.

I neva knew he was married.
Well CONGRATS to him

I hear some people boasting that they consume large amount of beer without getting drunk......
What amount exactly gets you drunk?
Like “MuMu Drunk”?

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Bladegirl follow me

Baboons are not smiling

Finally. They've grown up