Artistree: Abeg make una lemme know when cut-off reach 100, I need to go skool 2 himprove my Hinglish.

Why waste tyme to dey go skool when I can teach yhu in my room free•
Yhu will definitely improve••

Larryfly: the woman loves clubbin n partying...no be today...saw a pix of her rocking younga dudes at 2face's weddin in dubai........i m still tryin to apply as her sugar bobo shaa..i no mind

Am sure there's a reason she's still not accepting your application.

@ passion D
Am here•
Heard yhu were lookin for me•

Tolexander: no o!
Aint a badt boy o!
Only me be children of God o!

WoooW.
Only yhu=Children of God.
Yhu are a badt boy jhoor

Yvonne nelson and a guy part III
My guy, its soo true when they say you write rubbish.then put a
pic of them together to make
the story look
credible..MUPPET

Leave her na. She's trying to belongz.
Btw,95% of the guys will willingly press,smooch,rock,bleep a fatter,uglier,older ladies if they are given the opportunity.

Paypal dosent accept nigerians•
However there some nigerians that open paypal account for people. However, I don't trust them at all.

ItsModella:
Shut up, is Wizkid complaining? Dey dere dey do government-work-no-pay.

@itsmodella.
My enemies are at work.
My enemies don't want me to talk.
but me I go yarn... Me I go speak my mind<singing>

Na wa ooo.
Why are women always xo callous?
If yhur nt successful,they run away like yhu have leprosy bt if yhu kon dey successful, they try their best to trap yhu!
But why

In terms of purchasing, why don't yhu just get a mastercard or a visa card.
Effective now-a-days. I bought some goods from china with my card.
And about u•s address or shipping, check out www.myus.com
Yhu may learn a thing or two•

Thiz man haz tried.

Yhu luk like the guy well well ooooh.
Yhu kan easily kidnap him and impersonate him...just sayin

Hehehe•
lamborghini messi•

Na lie jhor•
Abi she sef no do Mummy & Daddy when she was just a pickin•
I dis-believe in her•

I have a dream• With good management,better service, improved technology . . . Nta will be ranked on the same level with its counter-parts by 2020•
Nw,they just need re-branding• Datz all•

Bro. Am massively intrested

What do yhu want it for exactly?
Is it to have yhur own us address or to purchase a good?

Tolexander: Why are these people a front runner in anything called civilization!

It's high time these state governments had a nairaland handle so that we can yab them anytime they misbehave

Seconded

Me sef don tyre oooh. When will nta be like cnn or bbc?

She berra nt appear in my nightmares•

1}Waz a big fan of papa ajasco in those days and used to like it when he did his “ojigbi-jigbi” stunt. Anyway, waz in class one day when my friend who was on “gorimapa” hairstyle was dozing off. To wake him up, I summoned all the energy in me and gave him papa ajasco's “ojigbi-jigbi” on the head.
The sound was loud but when the teacher asked who it was, I said it wasn't me without being asked. I go implicate myself.
2} Used to enjoy “taka-ing” people {using rubber & paper to inflict intense pain}
I “taka-ed” everybody.
My brother,my sister,my cousin,. . . My father•
He “taka-ed” me back with cane.