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marieolae: If I fart, nd he breaks up wid me..den he is a looser. Definitely will fart in from of him. So if d mess is catching my yansh..I will go excuse myself nd run to d toilet. DREAM ON! I will mess in his mouth sef

You want him dead? chai

am0s: m made of black
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wetin wan make my skin dey like chinese pipu skin....wey dier intestine go dey show for body..
like gecko

kai! u be mugu.. lmao!

Neldrizzy: claireshan....

MuhdG: Hehehe u need a challenger?
Who are u wooing?

Neldrizzy: claireshan....

following...

chibwike: farano, i like you

farano, he likes you

MuhdG, Hadizy where you guys? The show don start oo

farano: *grabs popcorn*

gimme some

Start now! I'm keen to see this challenge!

I think its time shaa!

2 minutes to go

Countdown 3 minutes!

MuhdG: Few minutes to go.

Who wants pop corn

Me!

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Ymodulus: @Hadizy. Sorry jor!!!.

@mizmycoli thanks.




Stay off. No joke. Ba wasa.

ya dai? Na takura maka ne?

MuhdG: No. Xai yi wuya ma na hadu da ita cox time din da xata xo gombe, by then na koma scul

kai! Seka dawo kenan?

Hadizy: Thanks. I was just foolish I get.


Kai player ne Cool love players.



Mallam haba. Kadan kadan me. 90days cookie rule. Lol! Yaya dai? Ya jumat? Ya zamuyi Sallah? Lol!

ai MuhdG babban player ne, Juma,at Alhamdulillah.. Ashe mutuniyar ta iya hausa

MuhdG: Heheh. Babu. Kawai ina observing ne

ayi observing da kyau.. yauwa, ina cousin din da aka hada ku da ita, kun hadu ne?

MuhdG: Hahaha okk naw.

Wish ya luck toh

godiya nake!! wa kake sawa eyes yanzu?

MuhdG: Maxa. Kai wace chic xaka yi ne

Ko xa mu gwada nene

hahaha... ai kai Oga ne.. ka barmin hadizy dinnan kawai...I Hail Thou!!

I dont usually talk on NL, but for sweet Hadizy. **I changed my mind.

I Don't have time to read this sir! I don't







Care

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tyson99: Two dullards

Indeed

MuhdG: Baba na wlh chic din ta hadu sossai. Shiyasa bana so nayi eff.

Hahaha toh gaskiya ka fada kawai.. up up#kunbura maka head

MuhdG: Okay here's the deal.

There's this friend of mine whose girlfriend is the friendly type.

So she kinda hooked us(his friends i.e we) with her friends, cousins etc.

Well some of us own didn't go well but the gurl she hooked me up with (her cousin) went cool for both of us (although we only make calls and do whatsapp) that's coz she's in abj and am somewhere else.

Anyway, she told me that she would be coming home coz we are from the same state.

She would want us to meet.

So now here's the bigger deal.
This is the first time am gonna do this kinda thing (meet a girl I was hooked up with but never saw face to face)
And I believe first impression should be the best impression.

I want things to be as she would expect.

Now my question.

She's kinda a big gurl (not bad big gurl o). Should I present myself as classy or just an average guy.

I just want to impress her. What do I do?

Mr Man... ci swagg dinka ku hadu, Do impress her it ain't a big deal.. anyways, yarinyar ta hadu ne? Or have you seen her picture? karkaje kaga mummunar babe! hahahahaha.. But u can meet her as an average, gentle guy.. ba matsala

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Stupid tecno... when are they going to release a phone with LTE network? all their phones are 3G(s)..

Bublanski: The Clueless One doesn't give a shyte!! He is rather busy breathing mouth odours in people's face all over the world

u mugu ooo.. i don start to here his halitosis..

booked