₦airaland Forum

girls have nothing to offer rather than p**sy. Lord save us from Karashika.

DIFY20:
look at south west their people cannot build common toilet are comparing themslef with igbos hahahaha.....

u guys should be ashamed of ur self how tinubu av lead u people to poverty....


south west are now backward in education all thanks to tinubu...young student now burn their school in south waeste all thanks to tinubu

Ugandan or iPad abi na iPod what is your problem with Nigeria?

MXrep:
We are igbos, we are not yorubas, Godfatherism is dead and buried in SE. Like OUK like Peter Obi, you will never control a sitting governor. How does that translate to Igbos being their worst enemies?? Igboland is an egalitarian society, we will not tolerate shortchanging of the masses by a small elite cult because that is the problem with nigeria at the moment. Igboland is not backward, we reject any arrangement of creating an elite enclave while the rest of the region perish in abject poverty

look at what hatred has caused you, since S.E is not perish in abject poverty tell the other Ugandans to stop coming to the north or south west for greener pastures. stay in South East stop developing other regions.

I came I saw I conquered. NCAN reporting live fro Kaduna head office...............booooootiiiiing name Identified. Na eeebo pastor.

I need a teaching Job around Kaduna axis, preferably Mathematics. this is my contact 07037007263. or you can mail me..... jameelmusa18@gmail.com thanks in anticipation.

Estimable:
You wear your pant or boxer for one week without washing... And you took a selfie nd post on Face book.... Writing on your caption
#fresh::allday #living large #expensive me....
Brother and sister you can never see heaven,,

some time I use to wonder if some nairalander are really human or alien, how does your comment correlate to the matter at hand. funny though.

2dugged:
did you just say "from ogun?",and did you call cross rivers, igbo?,some times it's better to comment with a dot (.) than just put your ignorance on full display, it's live not life, you are a disgrace to ncan members around the globe, to think you are even reporting from ogun(ritualist headquarters), to my fellow country occupiers across the Niger,on behalf of ncan members, we apologize for the mix up, this is ncan reporting live from the ancient city of Benin, Akpakpava branch

hilarious, nairalander una no go kill me. anyways my name is Shekau7 reporting live from Sabisa. NCAN proudly director in Sabisa. wallahi talayi karku taba mana yanrinya mu yauwa.

26 years......abi na foot ball age.

I just concluded my service hoping for a brighter day in this recession period we are in this country, am ready to relocate to any part of this country. I will be very grateful if any good Nigerian will help me with a Job.

is not going

ItsMeAboki:
Its all fake, especially as they keep revising it with artificial man-made rules: adding or removing anything they like or don't like so much that their bible now has so many versions - King James etc; homosexuality/sodomy no longer a sin, gay priests being admitted to the Church; even the Pope was recently obliged to apologise to homos on behalf of Christians - LOL, can you imagine!
Every Tom, Dick and Harry can now become a priest: start seeing visions, try to outdoing Jesus in miracles; while scamming his gullible flock off millions in order to support his ever growing lavish lifestyle.

Of course, how would the hypocrites come out to blame their religion when they have been taught never to miss an opportunity to have a field day against Islam and its followers - for the crime of a few Muslims.

Where is Tunde Bakare?
Lets see him come out and condemn these rapists, while advocating for the same punishment for them as he prescribed against Yunusa.

their spiritually deaf, dumb and blind they can never see what is spiritually right. they keep on adjusting Biblos (Bible) to their convenience, I can said it all over again Christianity is not a religion but a set of wise people gathered and deceive the gullible ones for their pocket.

Aliyu333:
Because it is south no one is blaming Islam. Now everyone sees the fault in the people and not the religion.

don't mind them religion that was build on lies....... Christianity and hypocrisy is like bread and gari.

Christianity and hoodlum is like bread and butter, thank God this malicious act always occur in the Ss $ se.

soberdrunk:
I can bet my last crate of gulder that the ladies that will give "positive" replies on this thread will be ladies above "30"

bad man you nail it.

instead of marrying IGBO or Ibo I rather become Reverend Father. NCAN dilector reporting from Ungwa Abia state.

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Lilimax:
Tufiakwa!
I can't imagine myself sharing my husband with another woman
Chukwu aju!!!

This type of life belong to the medieval/stone age

you go grow white hair na.

OKorowanta:
I love your nose but I hate your kinsmen.
Dem too backward.
90% of dem are mumu-nis.

IPOD BE LIKE, and 43% of your people live in the North.

NCAN acting director reporting from Sambisa, Christianity and hypocrisy is like............where is that Zuma pic?

chrisflyin:
Hi,
I just thought I should share this to encourage lots of people looking for a job or those who are not happy in their workplaces especially those on Nairaland. I lost my job due to the economic situation in this country. My company could not cope with forex, so, we closed down. As a family man with 2 kids and a wife, it was not easy. I cant share details...but if you have ever gone to bed hungry for days. You will understand.

Frustrated and confused, a topic on Nairaland just gave me an idea. I pick up my laptop and started promoting small businesses online, promoting gigs on Fiverr, writing acticles(which anyone can actually do) and selling ebooks.
I made over 170k in August then 300k in September alone. To be candid, I had no idea what to do for 6 months until I knew school fees was coming in September, I had to put up a thinking cap. Someone I met online assisted me with everything I know now.

Honestly, I feel for lots of Nigerians who are going through what I have gone through. Please don't just sit at home, try anything genuine. Visit Nairaland often, You can never tell when someone will post something that will change your life.

If you need my help I can also assist you. Please don't ask me to send you money. I can only show you how if you are serious.
Thanks

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Musharraf:
Islam is d complete way of life.

Check out what Islam said about inheritance.


Quran 4:11
God commands you, with
respect to your children, that the
male shall inherit the equivalent of
the share of two females. If there
are only females – two or more,
then they should receive two-
thirds of what he leaves; but if
there is only one female, she is
entitled to one-half. To each of his
parents, one-sixth of what he
leaves, if he has any children; but if
he has no children, then his
parents will inherit him, the mother
receiving one-third. But if he has
any brothers (or sisters), then his
mother receives one-sixth. (The
distribution in all cases) after any
will he had made or any debt he
had incurred [is taken care of].
Your parents and your children—
you know not who of them is
nearest to you in terms of benefit.
A directive from God; God surely is
All-Aware, Wise.


Quran4:12
In what your wives leave,
your share is a half, if they leave no
child; but if they leave a child, you
get a fourth; all after payment of
legacies and debts. In what you
leave, their share is a fourth, if you
leave no child; but if you leave a
child, they get an eighth; all after
payment of legacies and debts. If
the man or woman whose
inheritance is in question, has left
neither ascendants nor
descendants, but has left a brother
and or a sister, each one of the two
gets a sixth; but if more than two,
they share in a third; all after
payment of legacies and debts; so
that no loss is caused (to any
one). Thus is it ordained by God;
and God is All-Aware, Most
Forbearing.


Quran4:176

They ask you for a legal
decision. Say: God directs (thus)
about those who leave no
descendants or ascendants as
heirs. If it is a man that dies,
leaving a sister but no child, she
shall have half the inheritance. If
(such a deceased was) a woman,
who left no child, her brother takes
her inheritance. If there are two
sisters, they shall have two-thirds
of the inheritance (between them);
if there are brothers and sisters,
(they share), the male having twice
the share of the female. Thus does
God make clear to you (His law),
lest you err. And God has
knowledge of all things.
The “provision for making a will before death
provides a special opportunity for the dying
person to correct any possible imbalance that
he or she might foresee and perceive in the
application of the specific inheritance rules
and to accommodate special considerations
for his or her near relatives who are
disadvantaged or for other poor people he or
she may have in mind. The law of inheritance
prescribed by the Quran also provides for
making a special accommodation for the
needs of the poor, including poor relatives” [2]
at the time of inheritance distribution:


Quran4:7-8
Men shall have a share in
what parents and kinsfolk leave
behind, and women shall have a
share in what parents and kinsfolk
leave behind, whether it be little or
much – a share ordained [by God].
And when at the time of
distribution (of inheritance),
relatives, orphans, and the needy
are present, give them (out of the
property) and speak to them
kindly.”


NB: I will advice you to do research about Islam.

wonderful........ they claim to be a christain but they take tradition first before religion. hypocrisy of first order.

TonyeBarcanista:
This is a welcome development




Nigeria Judicial system is miserable. Case of 1981 is decided in 2016, a whopping 35years after.

Gadamit

Na change era.

Ugadans and crime is like ewa ati bread........NCAN Kaduna Head quarter reporting live.

PDP is dead and buried in Otueke I can confirm that.

RealJaneDoe:
lalasticlala move this to the promise land. Food is ready just the way you like it

is lalasticlala a Tiv man?

MDsambo:
ai ina gayama ClassiQ kwaro ne sedai hassada kawai, he is always making us proud kawai

hakane kawai yan bakin ciki suna zaune agafe suna kallo mu kowai. lol

MDsambo:
1.Sarauniya - Morell


2.Kawai - ClassiQ

Classiq is killing it meh, he so good. kanaji na kowai, nabar magana kowai. lol