₦airaland Forum

God help us. You like s.ex but not the responsibilities that come with it.

Wow, strong woman.

Zoharariel:
@OP - 1st, Malaysian currency is ringgit and not riaait.

2nd, 4000 Malaysian ringgit equals 185,676Naira.

Now, where did you get this nonsense story?

exactly, story not reported well.

these clothes might look cheap in appearance but expensive in cost.

that's air peace he's flying...wonderful

His mum definitely isn't happy...poor woman

mine is my phone/internet

this is so painful, we live on the same street in mafoluku-oshodi. very respectful and intelligent boy. he's the only son along with his only sister too.

Goodluck God has blessed, no man can curse!

ify2016:
Most times,the rate at which some passengers behave while boarding BRT buses are so alarming that some go to the extent of sleeping, thereby forgetting when they have gotten to their initial destinations.
Ever since the operation of the fully new air conditioned buses within Lagos metropolitan city began, virtually 99% percent of Lagosians have resorted in patronizing them; maybe due to comfort and subsidized transport fare.
So, because of several complaints by passengers, I have personally made out time to advise people on what do avoid while patronizing this new BRT buses.
1: DON'T JUMP THE QUEUE: Please, no matter how placed in the society you may be, kindly respect yourself and abide by the queue order. Most times when you see a long queue, just wait patiently until it get to your turn. Any attempt by violating this order may lead to your harassment either by the long awaited passengers or security guards. Just humble yourself and vamoose from the area because you won't believe how much insult you will receive.
2: DON'T BUY TICKET AHEAD OF NEXT DAY: Funny as it may sound, some people most times buy ticket ahead of next day without knowing that it expires 24hrs of purchase. This is to avoid dubious means by few hands in printing tickets that has similar resemblance with the new one. As soon as you purchase your ticket, bear in mind that you can't use it the next day.
3: TRANS LOADING: Many a times passengers complain that why should Busman take them into another bus without proper information. Please, bear in mind that busmen don't apply all rout withing their jurisdictions. If you are told to alight so that you will transfered to the next bus going to Ikorodu for instance, just be patient and allow the Busman to do so. In the absent of bus man action, kindly bring on the attention of security personnel within the premises for easy trans load.
4: DON'T FORGET TO PRESS ALIGHT BUTTON: I know that sometimes air condition bus or car makes someone sleep, but please no matter how weak you may be, just inform anyone next to you to alert you when thet get to certain bus stop. This is to avoid the story that touches the heart. Kindly press the warning bell before the bus stop and press the second time 6 seconds before your final destination.
5: DON'T FORGET YOUR BELONGINGS: Why on earth should some people even forget foodstuff they went to market to buy with their hard earn money. One handsome guy was telling me the other day that he forgot his CPU and the said he forgot his Laptop. Some women even forget hand bag with many things on it. Please, try and keep your belongings like a baby with you to avoid the story that touches the heart. Most of the strong reported lost times have not been found maybe because some criminals near to the victim who may have taken advantage of that situation.
6: DON'T FORGET TO TAP OUT WHEN ALIGHTING: Some people are so careless that immediately they alight they forget to tap out. Please, the card you are using can help you mar you if you are careful. As soon as get you your final destination, just kindly tap out because failure to do so will amount to your balance being withdrawn. I don't know why it is so but as soon as you get your card, don't fail to tap out because you might see your account empty next time.

I believe that,with this little information ,you can enjoy a smooth journey withing Lagos metropolitan city.

CC: lalasticlala

for number 6, based on my experience in Dubai, you tap in as you enter and tap out on alighting, else computer reads you as still being in the bus while the bus moves the whole kilometers until your balance is exhausted.

AlaniPamoleKun:
Please I need everyone here advices cos I'm thinking of moving to dubai for greener pasture. But I only have 400k in my account.



I will really appreciate y'all advices and suggestions


Thanks

400k is enough for you for secure a visit visa and return ticket. when you get there, you scout for jobs and if you're lucky to get one, then the company will sponsor a work permit for you.

Let the politics begin.

Beautiful girl

dunkem21:
Nothing like the den ..

I mean nothing ..

yes my brother...sweet alma mater

Great lions and lionesses! Reading these tweets is sending chills down my body. I miss the den.

True sir! Nigeria has never been this divided.

femib26:
You really? Is that enough? Like someone said earlier, you made up your mind about the kind of advice you expect. He doesn't have to tell you about his car; you are not married yet.
If he didn't call you, why didn't you call. Some ladies think they are doing men a big favour by going into a relationship with them. I also think you have not Forgiven yourself about the past. Every move of his is treated with doubt or Avenue to get back at you. Hmmm!

My dear, look well whether you can cope with this relationship before going deeper in it. It's well with you.

that's my mentor, bravo sir!

A huge fire has broken out in a high-rise hotel in central Dubai close to the world's tallest skyscraper, the Burj Khalifa.
Burning debris could be seen falling from the 300m-tall (1,000-feet) building, called The Address, as firefighters arrived at the scene.
It was not immediately clear whether there were any casualties.
The blaze erupted ahead of a major New Year's Eve fireworks display, due to be held at the Burj Khalifa.
There is no indication so far of the cause.








http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35207451

Lalasticlala
Seun

Ok but after every every owo ni koko

Na wa oh...wetin we no go see and hear

How she manages to get away is what baffles me if this is true.

"Typical" in this context means majority not all and it's possible.

ATTENTION PLEASE! ATTENTION PLEASE!! ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

HERE IS A NEW WAY OF STEALING CARS BY THIEVES!

While your car is locked, they slide a coin in the door handle of the passenger side.

When you leave, nothing happens but when you stop and close your car, the central locking will not function normally and the car will therefore remain open.

As soon as you leave, the thieves who have followed you will be able to gain access into your car and steal everything that interests them.

You have to check your doors at each closure.

Please, share so that a lot of people may learn !!

Malam Murtala Hassan..






Cc lalasticlala

Guys think, don't be hate-filled. He's commissioning an ICT centre.

damiso:
Some of the chores are spot on and age appropriate but some are not.

I think it also depends on the child as well.

Me I cant allow that my over sabi and shaky shaky 6 year old peel potato or carrot oh except I want a visit to A&E. She however helps in the kitchen with mixing batter, washing rice, rinsing vegetables fruits etc. while I handle the stuff that entails sharp knives.

my dear, they mustn't do all at the stated ages. Mums can decide suitability or their preferences. This just gives us ideas.

More

Con