[b] 28 Things You DON'T Want To Hear In Surgery


1 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.


2. Someone call the janitor. We are going to need a mop.


3 " Accept this sacrifice. O Great Lord of Darkness"


4 Bo! Bo! Come back here with that. Bad Dog!!


5 Wait a minute. If this is his spleen then what's that?


6 Give me that… Uh…that…uh…thingie.


7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.


8. Oops ! Has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff?


9. Darn! There goes the light again.


10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Heck this guy has got two of them.


11. Everybody stand back. I lost my contact lens.


12. Can you stop that thing from beating. It's throwing my concentration off.


13. What's this doing here.


14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here


15 That's cool! Now you can make his leg twitch.


16. I wish I hadn't forgotten my lens.


17. Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.


18. Anyone see where I left that scalpel.


19. Now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of an ape. OK let's take a picture from this angle.


20. Sterile schemerile. The floor's clean right.


21. This is truly a freak of nature


22. This patient has already had some kids, right.


23. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?


24. Don't worry I think it is sharp enough.


25. What do you mean " you want a divorce"!


26. She's gonna blow. Everybody take cover!!!


27. FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!! Everybody get out now!!!


28. Darn!!! Page 47 of the manual is missing. [/b]

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Even if they move it to a hundred years from now he won't still win. Why waste your time.

You forgot to add naming your dog after a President. As if he is the one that invented the name.

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A Nigerian artist and fan of actress Mercy Johnson made this lovely artwork of her . She took to her instagram page to show her appreciation. lalasticlala fynestboi

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Guys can you marry this type of girl . Girls can you Allow your son/brother marry this girl. lalasticlala

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The daughter of Nollywood actress Mercy Aigbe shared this picture on her page to her fans

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Ghanian actress Nadia Buhari attended a wedding recently. Take a look at the dress she wore to it
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American Singer Justine Skye who is currently dating Nigerian Sensation Wizkid posted these beautiful photos on her instagram recently more.

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Nollywood actress Yvonne Jegede who is engaged to late veteran actress Bukky Ajayi's son flaunted her beautiful engagement ring today. She captioned it partner in crime .Awww

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Rita Dominic Pictured With Mark Zuckerberg


Talented actress was pictured with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg . She posted this picture on her instagram.


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Kylie Jenner and Tyga just couldn't help but show sweet PDA during their outing in New York City on Tuesday. The on-again, off-again couple cuddled up while taking a walk after attendingKanye West's concert with other members of Kylie's family. Kylie,who looked casual in a black t-shirt and Vans, also showed offher new bleach-blond hair. After briefly splitting earlier thisyear, itseemsthese two are backto being young and in love.

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The record label boss shared this funny picture just recently

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The talented comedienne posted this photo while wishing a good morning to her fans


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The talented comedienne turns +1 today congratulations to her

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The award winning actress took this lovely pic where she captioned it " Rain won't let us film in peace
I rep my boutique @mag_divas . ...
Still on set
Nigerian Movie
Yoruba movie
Indigenous language movie!
#lights #camera #action"

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The talented singer posted this on her instagram page

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