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Celebrities › Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by JaneyBlingx(f): 4:44pm On Oct 20, 2016

See his face like a burnt tuber of yam

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Sammy Gyang & Ice Prince Receive Award From Indomie - Photos by JaneyBlingx(f): 3:26pm On Oct 20, 2016

Haute:
Yes, we can sit down with two cold bottles of Fanta and reflect on it together. But your long hair scares me. You might try to strangle me with it. I'll have to bring my two bodyguards Ireneony and Ginaz along. BTW how did you know my favourite coca-cola soft drink was Fanta? You're really good at guessing people's favourite drink o. You'll make billions of dollars with that talent. So what drink do you think Ginaz likes, zobo? What of Ireneony, fura de nunu? Let me guess your own favorite drink: lucky dip, super dip, anything dip? I'm not good at this jor. Na you get the talent. JaneyBlingx the professional drink guesser. I hail o. See talent. Chai! One in town.

Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Sammy Gyang & Ice Prince Receive Award From Indomie - Photos by JaneyBlingx(f): 2:43pm On Oct 20, 2016

Haute:
You dey shine your 32? Go and ask Wizkid, Davido and Flavour's baba mamas' how it all started. You're packing your things already? Wait! Wait!! You don't need to seek them out, I'll give you the answer you seek: It started with a teeth flashing smile!

I want you to sit down take a cold bottle of Fanta and reflect on what you just typed if it makes any sense... Nameste

Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Sammy Gyang & Ice Prince Receive Award From Indomie - Photos by JaneyBlingx(f): 2:14pm On Oct 20, 2016

You might have photoshoped your self into the pic so I don't think I can believe you grin

Politics › Re: List Of Non-career Ambassadorial Nominees Buhari Sent To Senate by JaneyBlingx(f): 2:04pm On Oct 20, 2016

My neighbour's name is not on that list yet him and his coconut head children will be forming as if say na them get the world... Mtcheeww. God abeg if trumpet no dey to blow make una still use gong na

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Mourns Brother In-law On Twitter 10-days After His Death [PICS] by JaneyBlingx(f): 1:49pm On Oct 20, 2016

Maybe his subscription expired and he just renewed it today that is why it took him ten days before he could post it on social media

*sips stale kunu*

Family › Re: Startimes Operations Manager Dies From Fire Burn Months To Wedding(Graphic Pics) by JaneyBlingx(f): 1:41pm On Oct 20, 2016

patriotic9jaboy:
If mention me again, i will drag you to my other room and........ Last warning

How can you have the *other room* when you don't have any room up ya head

Family › Re: Startimes Operations Manager Dies From Fire Burn Months To Wedding(Graphic Pics) by JaneyBlingx(f): 1:38pm On Oct 20, 2016

lofty900:
He may be dead but his manhood lives on

Your sense that has been tied in the coven is released now.

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Family › Re: Startimes Operations Manager Dies From Fire Burn Months To Wedding(Graphic Pics) by JaneyBlingx(f): 1:36pm On Oct 20, 2016

patriotic9jaboy:
This is why it's good to double date. If one partner dies you move on to the next one. No time to cry cos we will all die one day. No big deal in death since it's compulsory

Take it 20 times a day

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Family › Re: Startimes Operations Manager Dies From Fire Burn Months To Wedding(Graphic Pics) by JaneyBlingx(f): 1:34pm On Oct 20, 2016

So sad may God comfort the family cry

Celebrities › Re: Google Gifts Dj Cuppy Pixel Phone by JaneyBlingx(f): 9:40am On Oct 20, 2016

Me that went to Steve Job's house and he gave me an iPhone7, I didn't loud it mtchewww

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Celebrates His Daughter's 3rd Birthday Today (photo) by JaneyBlingx(f): 9:18am On Oct 20, 2016

I need a baby daddy grin

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Crime › Re: EMERGENCY! PLEASE GET IN HERE LET'S ANALYZE THIS VERY GORY PICTURE! by JaneyBlingx(f): 12:12pm On Oct 19, 2016

Nairasurplus:
Na waaoo
Afonja people of Zoological Republic.
Which god created these people.
Using broom to turn oil soul

Use it ten times daily and you'll see the effect in your brain

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Crime › Re: EMERGENCY! PLEASE GET IN HERE LET'S ANALYZE THIS VERY GORY PICTURE! by JaneyBlingx(f): 12:06pm On Oct 19, 2016

[quote author=HIScraziness post=50329723][i]

It costs nothing, absolutely no dime to use the brain God gave to you for free

Lmao grin

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Autos › Re: 2012 LAMBORGINI Gallardo For Sale @ 78m Call John 08067880681 by JaneyBlingx(f): 2:50pm On Oct 17, 2016

[quote author=DuBLINGreenb post=50266941]Awww put all the hashtags (nairalands best couple) what nairaland has joined together etc by 2020 or 2022 I will propose

Ok boo kiss

but give me the 1millie now lemme use it to order for our cake and also for my wedding dress so that when 2020 comes the wedding expenses won't be too much on you

Autos › Re: 2012 LAMBORGINI Gallardo For Sale @ 78m Call John 08067880681 by JaneyBlingx(f): 11:08pm On Oct 16, 2016

DuBLINGreenb:
Babe cos of my love for you i will add 1 million to this your course so you can now price 1.6milla

I have found true love cry

I love you Dublingreen

Autos › Re: 2012 LAMBORGINI Gallardo For Sale @ 78m Call John 08067880681 by JaneyBlingx(f): 10:19pm On Oct 16, 2016

How much last? You no gree 650k?

Celebrities › Re: Alibaba: “Ladies With K-Leg, Mini Skirts Not For You" by JaneyBlingx(f): 10:24am On Oct 15, 2016

If you are a girl and you have k-leg plus potbelly pls do not wear mini skirt and body hug

P.s I don't think my comment makes any sense embarassed

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Got Raped, And Got Her Nude Posted On Facebook by JaneyBlingx(f): 12:05am On Oct 15, 2016

Stale story angry

na by force to create topic?

Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by JaneyBlingx(f): 3:56pm On Oct 09, 2016

Nipeks:
The reason is that men are too open minded compared to women and they take advantage of it. When someone makes themselves overly available to a person they are attracted to, especially in the beginning stages of attraction they loose their value. Someone overly available has lower value than someone not in such abundance. Sometimes I laugh when men call girls cheap. Wish every man could be like me.

Bad belle who na ask you to coman spoil the fun. Oya take your oversabi and gerara here

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Romance › Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by JaneyBlingx(f): 3:49pm On Oct 09, 2016

Ordinary question nd you pipu cannor answer confusing the op upandan mtcheeww. Anyway since they did not waste school fees on my head I will answer this question nd shame all this olodos on NL. And the answer is.... *receives call* "Mbok you say wetin? Them don bring light? Oya epp me dey iron dat my 6 yards material I dey com" poster below pls don't let me down over to you

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Jokes Etc › Re: See These 10 Perfect Memes Faces Courtesy Of These Cute Little Children. by JaneyBlingx(f): 7:39am On Oct 03, 2016

*parks Ferarri on thread* while I wait for my American driver to goan buy fuel for my Ferrari, I'll use my iPhone7 to enjoy this thread grin

Romance › Re: Do I Look Like An Ogbanje? by JaneyBlingx(f): 12:52am On Sep 28, 2016

All your posts are as useless as the ay in okay... Dunno how someone can still afford to buy stupidity in this recession

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Celebrities › Re: Instagram Big Girl, Romangoddess Completely Flashes Her Watermelon In New Dress by JaneyBlingx(f): 9:50pm On Sep 26, 2016

DuBLINGreenb:
I swear I like you and all your crazy posts how does your mind work

That's so sweet cry

Celebrities › Re: Instagram Big Girl, Romangoddess Completely Flashes Her Watermelon In New Dress by JaneyBlingx(f): 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2016

So cossy don get successor grin

.. Beht lawd why me, my own looks like boil on my chest nd at times to drink ampiclox dey fear me cos the drug fit go mistake my boobs for boil

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Romance › Re: Pastor New To Facebook Posts Bedroom Photos After Sleeping His Wife Pic by JaneyBlingx(f): 8:54pm On Sep 18, 2016

Can anything good come outta Kenya..this couple can act horror movie without costume cos their faces can scare the poo outta anybody..

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Romance › Re: Man Exposes A Lady Who Sells Pictures Of Her Body Parts On Facebook by JaneyBlingx(f): 8:46pm On Sep 18, 2016

La click the link la recession la visit your family.. Op oya carry ya link nd gerrara here

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Romance › Re: (A Little Message) To Those Boys That Disvirgined These Girls by JaneyBlingx(f): 8:40pm On Sep 18, 2016

Lanre90:
lol...aaah and who made you the judge of that

Ayam a member in the board of trustees of heaven grin

Romance › Re: (A Little Message) To Those Boys That Disvirgined These Girls by JaneyBlingx(f): 8:33pm On Sep 18, 2016

Whether she is a virgin or not, leaving a girl after eating her cookie will restrict you from entering into heaven

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Celebrities › Re: Here’s The ‘naked’ Tiwa Savage Photo Causing Ripples Online ( See Reactions ) by JaneyBlingx(f): 8:27pm On Sep 18, 2016

Lawd why are you letting my enemies do dis to me... Why won't this useless good for nothing generator start nd lawd you knw hw much I love watching Krishi every night

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