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Anybody that clicks this link shall not make heaven cos hell shall await person Amen

Eya sorry o. The heartbreak you're going through right now can't be compared to what I just experienced while going through your primary one essay.

Mr Linus tiri gbosa for you

Salt and lukewarm water or Bananas. Nice boyfriend

I value cakes than most people

Please my hobby is cleaning. CBN edakun let me help you mop where the money is. How can a whole CBN stoop so low as to mop a room of money... Cleaning is my profession

Please let the jobs do and come cos I'm tired of this whistle blowing job I'm doing. I look like werey cos I've walked all the streets in Lagos looking for dubious people that have more than one phone, a car, nice clothes to report to the govt.. This morning I'll stalk my neighbor cos they ate chicken and rice yesterday when its not Christmas.... Let me start jare

BrutalJab:
Omg! Poverty and stupidity what have thou done to the brain of these entity!?

It never occurred to ur little fish brain that those accounts can be resold and used by brands for advertisements.

When they say "go to school" but you decided to go around chasing what's inside a trouser.

PS: I work for a brand bigger than those two eggs on ur chest and the orange behind you.

Hehehehehehehe. Why is your pant on fire . Seriously retard I wasn't seeking a confession from you. Lonely and suicidal people like you always live in denial... You work for a big brand? well dear I'm not always this charitable to people with deformed brain like yours but your stupidity is so rare that I couldn't help but notice you, I have to hit the bed now cos I got work to do tomorrow. Now don't feel bad cos we'll continue from where we stopped tomorrow.

P.S pls i don't wanna read on a post tomorrow that a certain lonely and suicidal nairalander committed suicide overnight okay? Nameste!

BrutalJab:
Big for nothing mam...Bring on ur dumbness

Awwww ugly duckling, are you that unloved that you had to pay people to be your friend on social media? Here is a screenshot of you trying to fill the vacuum in your life by paying people to take note of you.

P.s baby you don't have to pay me to take note of you. You know what? Keep on quoting me I don't mind cos its obvious you lonely and probably suicidal

BrutalJab:
Have you eaten?

Well, the post is for dumb people like you, so just keep whining.

Well you guessed right, I've not eaten and you know what happens to hungry people? They get angry. So right now I'll Channel my anger to your stupidity. Deal? if its a deal quote me again but if its no deal, drop your
phone and go to bed lil boy

BrutalJab:
What should we now do?

Dumb program for dumb people.

Why did you click on the thread. Since its a dumb show for dumb people, definitely the post is also for dumb people. Radarada.. Abeg clear road comot for the thread

iamord:
you have not changed anway! i still see the Blingx at the end of your name

But why your pant kon dey tear becos of my moniker na? Why you dey take panadol plus agbo because of the Blingx

No 3. Played from level 1 to 11. Level 11 is the hardest nobody in my life could scale through that level . The level is like telling Nigerians to vote for Bubu 2019. We all know that's impossible

That's a very funny looking mustache

Since I'm jobless, my aim for now is to comment on every post on nairaland till I become FTC in a post. At least let me show my parents that even if I didn't take first right from kindergarten to high school, and also not bagging a first class in uni, FTC in nairaland is still an achievement

Dextology:
Directed by Teco Benson

Marketed and distributed by Obiano movies, no 51 Iweka road Onitsha

Uncle Buhari please keep on resting in London. Infact jaye ori eh till 2019. Lord Almighty please let the doctors find more reasons to keep bubu there. Ki eni je malaria ki ola je typhoid ki otunla je jaundice

Too many fake people on social media especially instagram. You see handles like 'pweedy bosschick, queenslayer, dopest froshest nigga, baddest chick ever. You see them take pictures in exotic hotels and big cars but all na lie. I was also part of the fake people on social media but then I came to realize that if I keep on forming to be a big girl, the angel of blessing might think I'm rich and don't need money

Miss 'liar liar pants on fire' You claim you didn't drug his food, so the food he ate has natural weed that made him high abi? Parents should be careful with the kind of psychos they leave their kids with. #weed girl. Wehdone ma

Their facial expressions though the first guy is like "I will hold back the tears, ayam a man" the second guy " my mummy warned me to join bad o" while the third guy " who even send me comot house sef. Village ppl at work"

I don't like wearing pata. I believe in freedom for that part of my body

We are Africans and we are united. If one country is in pain the rest should share in it. Ghana should also take one for the team let them feel what we felt #TeamUnited

So should we fry beans? I need me a *I don't give a fu*k meme*

Happy new year NLders... Post your first selfie of the year. Here's mine. Don't mind my *simbi goes to school* look

When bin a fisherwoman is in ya blood and you can't wait to start showcasing ya calling

Toks2008:
Fine face but I prefer hot body....oya stand up make I see you..lol!

Oya Coman carry me to stand up na.... *shakes butt outta the thread*

[quote author=UndisputedBosom post=50376755]Tnx sis 4 pinpointin my mistake....i believe no1 is above it but thats where ur "yoruba" problem lays.....always mockin our mistake


FYI i don't hate yoruba or their people cox i have triller-load of 'em as my friends

Apology accepted my dear


*sips hot orijin*

ItsQuinn:
Thank God i don't see myself on Op's list

I am not understanding you, you say you are not below 18, you're not on the list neither are you married.. Edakun shey you did not mistakenly take weed for ugwu

ChemicalReaction:
Where do I fit

No 4

Akara business loading

UndisputedBosom:
Brown Roof Republic won't be happy with this development


They'll honestly avoid this thread like a plegue....


ACHIKOLO

Just take a good look at yourself ordinary *Plague* you cannot spell but if it is to hate on us now ur head go dey dia