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Jay542:
Not even picture. Video iss all we need

I concur

Pishure of the pig, the man, the gun, the forest where it happened and the judge or adonbilivit

Lawd have mercy

Eyah that is so touching...

dacovajnr:
See as you take oversabi start your Sunday Chai! It's actually Chucky as against your Shakyiru you too fine to dey fall my hand

On a second note, I think I've bin disgraced

dacovajnr:
See as you take oversabi start your Sunday Chai! It's actually Chucky as against your Shakyiru you too fine to dey fall my hand

Professor emeritus

dacovajnr:
No 9....The only one that can never be trusted is Choki

Choki kor shoki ni His name is shaky not choki olodo

PoliticalThuG:
hmmm sign of malaria.. Go see ur doc sis

Amebo.. Who na ask you to shook your mouth in our love story... Home breaker

Smellymouth:
Hahahahahahaha

Anytime I spot you on a thread my chest use to do somehow nd my heart will just be doing gbim gbim... Lawd speak to me waris happening to me? Is it love or symptom of malaria

You shula just typed *See the huge snake I killed today * trust me Lala will transport it to fp

herzern:
You've been noticed......

I won't qo hard on you because I don't want ban on this acc....

Now....qo back into the caqe yhu came from.....

Na wa o. Sombori cannor even play with you sef? Is dat how you used to do *in Rihanna's voice*

Buhari see what you have caused, I blame you for this... During Jonathan's period her hairs were not as much as this

herzern:
Will Nairalanders spare me 5 minutes to vomit??....

Yes. With an additional eternity never to return to nairaland

[quote author=LastMumu post=49410256][i][font=serif][color=#000099]How can you hate flying with Heathrow when Heathrow is just an Airport name and not an airline company?

Cos its you that have my English abi

kdfinest:
i thought i was the only one that do such. I seriously hate heat ehn.

ha you can lie for Africa, how can you say you wind down in a plane.... Angel Michael pls blow trumpet. Too many liars on earth

[quote author=Dilish007 post=49409841]Lmao....
ROtfl...


U had to wind down on an airplane?

Lol.... sincerely i blame buhari

I hate flying with Heathrow.they don't on their ac in the first class cabin, I had to wind down cos heat was cashing me that day

luciouscookie:
I saw where you said no money to take care of your aged mother. So what else do you want from people because I know they have given you lots of suggestions on how to end it quickly.

Lusciouscookie we need brainy people like you as president.

Jay542:
I won't see your nonsense thread again.

Lmao

[quote author=ifyalways post=49404748]Why not go straight to the point and ask for donation instead of all the drama, emotional blackmail yada yada?

Anyways, you just need to buy a black toy gun, go to the nearest police,Sars, army barracks close to you, pull out your toy gun and pretend to fire at a personnel, you would be sent home, guilty as charged with a free state burial.

you're the most sensible person on this thread

And my stingy boss wants me to worship the ground he walks on just because he transfered #50 airtime to me.... Uncle Duncan pls come and sow the pounds into my life

Here I am tattooing my lap with expo for tomorrow's exam

And I'm here doing yes sir yes sir upandan for my boss that pays 20k

The most annoying part is police officers leaving him seated on the street for more than 1 hour, on the guise that his blood will stain van & they have no money for car wash.


Naija police and their annoying excuses be like 5&6. Last week na so we tell dem say robbers they attack our hood, na so one say no fuel for van another one say make we bring 1k make he use take buy pen to take our statement( I no knw if the ink na gold)

I smell lies.... Op why u wanna gonna comman start forming gansta talk

Aww so cute. She looks like me when I was a baby but Buhari regime has stole my beauty

There is nothing epic about your response to the scammer, the only epic thing here is your stupidity.

nonjebose:
Can I pay you a visit? Just to see your family members, especially the rodent members. *puts otapiapia in my traveling bag* . Waiting for your reply, urgently

I think you are evil and I shall protect my rats from the likes of you * puts rats in the car and drives off to a land far far away*

Awww I can't kill the rats in our house, they've become family . They'll be sad to hear that their cousins in Lagos will soon be killed

Leonyluiz:
easy there mate... calm down.. just saying... if you cant respect yourself enough to show you got some dignity... at least there are people here old enough to be your seniors.. respect them.. its all i'm saying mate..

Ok uncle senior use ur elderly wisdom to re- read my comments again nd you'll see that I didn't insult nobody. I wz just expressing myself which I believe was not directed to anybody. Nameste! God bless!

Leonyluiz:
obviously you been watching too many movies..... and i believe you are an illiterate.. 'cos if you aint, you'd know better than to trash talk on a public forum. you are a bloody naija bitch for christ sake... drop the fake trash talk thing.

So you wasted 7mb outta the 10mb mtn gave you to reply a * trash talking* sister.. Am impressed.... I guess am not the only jobless person here