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My most recent one is Darius Mccray. There's something dark & delicious about the man. I could..

Ooh, that's a toughie

I know one thing though, boyfriends they come & go

Ok, my love has limits, plus sex is just sex. It's not like the one time with an HIV partner is gonna give me supernatural powers or I'll never have sex ever again in my life if I pass up this "once in a lifetime" opportunity of banging this person. Duh! It's a definite no for me.

Tomorrow. Whether I live to see it or not depends on the angel of death, but there's just something about knowing that there's a brand new day with new possibilities waiting for me, to me. I'm not the down for too long type just as long as the calendar still has more days in it. Shrugs.

More oxygen & more space for us when the two fools kill each other. #winsituation from where I'm standing.

vizkiz:
actually, he is asking the pretty girls

Boom! Ouch

It's the new year, try be a little nicer

That can't be a skirt, it must be an eye patch! That "skirt" is way too short, I can see halfway up her poon. WTH?

Pic1 ) Way too much jelly. All is needed now is a tonne of peanutbutter & toasted bread to make some peanutbutter + jelly breakfast sandwiches out of all that jelly over there

Time.

IamLEGEND1:
na true na!

all dem strangers I don meet dey entertain me. So we'll keep the PM torch burning. until the day I go jam one of dem NL karashikas.

Na Then I go port to south African forum go join dem JanuaryTempest for that side.

You'll be welcomed with open arms

Interesting stories. Looks like it's either a hit or miss.

sparkleice:
private investigator.u want me to tell u so u start calculating for me.sorry to disappoint u iwont tell u d year,cos s needless.

Start calculating for you? And what will I be getting out of that? Who are you ? Get over yourself. That certainly wasn't the point of my question. It was sheer curiousity because I didn't know that others, outside of my country, also used the same cases.

Yeeeeehihihihihi

Try harder there, Alladin

To your credit though, you have a good height. And you look so much better with the Alladin hat on

Betrayal. It's like a stab to the heart, only this one doesn't kill you. Whew!

So what? Life goes on.

I'll be best friend-less for sure though because as my best friend, there is no way she didn't know who I was dating. As far-fetched as this scenario is, there's also no way I wouldnt know who she was dating until her wedding day. Girls don't roll like that.

dBard:

Which date? We could be birthday mates

durentdbiitch:
you are very lucky i didn't see any pics on ur profile, jst goan thank ur God.

Puhleeze.

durentdbiitch:
you are practically dumb

we talkin bout money, dis shiit is talking "beautify"
gerrahia mehn shii

Yeah, money to transform you from ugly duckling to swan AND I'm saying, no amount of dosh can deliver such a miracle FOR YOU. You need magic or maybe surgery (lobotomy included in the package obviously ) Why are you so dense?

LMAO. You'll need a fairy godmother & her magic wand to "beautify" you, Durrent

sparkleice:
lol.yeah,how time flies,back in the days this strong box was called Eze goes to school box.some of my foiks used it then.if u offend any1. Dat owns it then na sorry be ur name.

Lol, I'm glad you also remember these "boxes". I was starting to feel like a fossil May I ask around which year did some of your people carry those to school?

darlingtonIIV:
it's like you went to school in the 60s and 70s, but seriously is that your school box?

In the 90s. But most schools here kinda follow old school ways as far as uniform & other school things is concerned. Some schools even ask specifically for old-school type school bags because they want everyone to co-ordinate.

KINGOFJAPAN:
You just my day with this post.. @bonded my fav part

You're so SIMPLE & easy to please

Pheals:
Jesus!!! is that what u carried to school

LMAO. Not exactly that particular one, but something similar to that. It was a hot accessory back then here in the 90s It could carry you a couple of grades before it frayed. It was more about endurance than fashion statement.

This is what I carried. The exact type

dBard:

U can always know a January peep from their 'blessed' mouth..

Wicked

Are you also born in January?

KINGOFJAPAN:
Poor verbal skills ok
Coming from a South African ok oo
This people have no Idea how they sound like

I heard a madman doesn't know that he is mad & thinks that all the gibberish he mutters is completely sensible & intelligible. Go figure! Like the madman, you're only sensible to yourself & to those that understand crazy talk

KINGOFJAPAN:
Joke of the century. Laughable. buh it's no surprise coming from a South African

I'm glad I made you laugh without even trying So not only do y'all have poor verbal skills, but so is your taste in jokes. Noted

Being bullied by a big, beefy girl in grade one. It made me hate going to school. Every morning after assembly, she'd push me to the ground. In those days, most of us carried brown, little briefcases to school. I was getting fed up with her, so one morning right after we were done with morning prayers, I knew she was coming, so I started swinging my briefcase around hoping to beat her with it. Unfortunately, it hit another child & knocked her tooth out. That afternoon the principal gave me a letter to give to my parents. I was scared & in tears because my mom didn't play lol. That evening she
sat me down & asked why I did it. It was then that I told her about my bullying experience. The following morning we went to school together, she wanted to lodge a complaint with the teachers about the girl & the rest as they say is history. The girl never touched me again. I guess she learned SPINderella will knock ya teeth out

quiinnBee:
same to ya.

ahh Coulda figure it out from a mile away.

Good eye, Sherlock