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@IYA EGIN,
SPOT ON, NAIJA ECONOMY HAS TURNED SOME PASTORS INTO MILLIONAIRE.IF THIS GUY GOES FOR DELIVERANCE NOW,THEY ASK HIM TO BRING PROPHET OFFERING.
@the poster,
pls the truth is what IYA EGIN has said.U really need to be patient and at the same time prayerful.dont go for any yeye deliverance.pray to God in ur own room.for as long as u are sincere,God will heed ur prayers.
Also,u need to add some values to ursef.

NONE OF THEM WILL EVENTUALLY MARRY U.IT SEEMS U WANT TO EAT UR CAKE AND AT THE SAME HAVE IT, WHY GIVING ANOTHER GUY CHANCE WHEN U TRULY KNOW U LOVE THE ONE IN NAIJA?WHAT IS THE EVIDENCE THAT U WONT BE INVOLVED IN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS WHEN U GET MARRIED?
U SEEMED TO BE A CONFUSED FELLOW, WHAT I BELIEVE IS THAT THE 2ND GUY IN UK HAS BRITISH PASSPORT AND U WANT TO MARRY A CITIZEN SO THAT U GO FIT STAND FOR GROUND THERE,
U ARE AN ADULT,U ALREADY KNOW WHAT U WANT,STOP WASTING PPLE'S TIME ON THIS FORUM MISS CONFUSION.

who says u don't need to open a current account before a dorm account?You must have operated your current account for a minimum of six months before they can open a r u.I have been using Gtbank current,savings and dorm account[dollars,euro and pounds} for the past 4 years,
Gtbank is unrivalled even though sometimes they misbehave but i have no reservation in recommending themTheir service is second to none BUT You NEED TO FIRST OPEN A CURRENT ACCOUNT AND OPERATE IT FOR 6MONTHS B4 A DORM ACCT CAN BE OPENED.

WE LOST THE MATCH because OF GOALKEEPING ERROR, I DONT FEEL BAD because WE LOST BUT because IT WASN'T THE BEST OF A MATCH MEANT FOR FINALS.
ARGENTINA DIDN'T PLAY BETTER AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, IT SEEMED OUR BOYS HAD INFERIORITY COMPLEX.
ALL THE SAME,BRAVO TO THEM,THEY DID US PROUD.

The federal govt has decided to re-introduce the toll gates back into the major highways across the country, The toll gates were demolished some years ago,
I have never seen a more confused country and leaders than this one we call our own, Now it's going to cost billion of naira again to build these toll gates, after some years,another govt comes and destroys them, Only God can deliver us,

Oga Cvbooster,
do u have a job ursef?

PLS DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT ETB TEST LOOKS LIKE?I HAVE BEEN INVITED FOR THEIR APTITUDE TEST ON THE 30TH AUGUST[ENVIRONMENTAL DAY},
PLS HOUSE,ANYBODY GOT AN IDEA WHAT THEY ASK IN THEIR APTITUDE TEST?

relax pal, nothing serious about the interview, i just finished the last stage of the interview with their GM{HR],
if u are going as an experienced fellow,they will just ask u to go over your CV, if u are a fresher,they will basically ask u some very simple questions,
u are likely to meet two young ladies at the interview, or a single man{about 38yrs old], the man is stricter but u need to be composed and look very smart, the man might ask u what value can u add to their organisation,
just tell him or the ladies that it's all about deposit mobilisation and u've got great winning skills,
make sure u look very bright and always smile,
above all,pray for God's favour,
the last stage is when u would need to see their oga[a woman], she will basically ask u to go over your CV, be calm and make ursef clear and coherent,
always maintain eye contact with whoever is interviewing u, at the end,she will ask u if u have any question for her,u could ask her this question,
"zenith bank is barely 16yrs old,how has the bank been able to surpass some old generation banks that have been in existence for long?she might tell u it's due to the committed mgt, just smile and add tell her that u believe it's because of people like her[smiling},
God help u

@karceei
I think IPNX is the best.we use it in our office and it's really fantastic.it's the only ISP next to the one in developed world[like BT and SKYE}
I even watch movies online with the internet, it shows how fast it is, with starcomms,sometimes b4 u open yahoo,it takes like 1-2 hours,

FOLKS,IF U BELIEVE  STARCOMMS ABOUT THEIR IZAP OR EVDO,THEN U WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING,
THEIR IZAP AND THE EVDO IS RIDICULOUSLY SLOW, DONT MIND THEIR MAKING NOISE UP AND DOWN THAT THEY ARE THE FIRST LISTED COMPANY ON THE NSE AND BLABLABLA, THEY ARE SIMPLY SHIT,
I USE THEIR EVDO AND THE IZAP,I CANT FIND WHICH ONE IS SLOWER, IT'S ALL BULLSHIT, NITEL "INTERNET" IS FASTER,

A COUNTRY WITHOUT LAW,ANYTHING GOES, I WONDER WHAT THE USELESS LEGISLATORS IN ABUJA AND THE NIGERIAN MEDIA ARE DOING,
BY THE WAY,UNION BANK IS PAYING 55K TO GRADUATES, WHY WOULD I GO TO AN EXTENT OF PAYING MY 5K TO DRAGNET JUST TO END UP IN LOCAL GOVT. LIKE UNION BANK,

who is dbanj and jimiyke?

Oh boy,there is nothing wrong with u, dont let pple intimidate u with one deliverance issue or the other, it's societal problem, there are pple who graduated b4 u and they aint gotten a job yet, does that mean there are witches pursuing them from their villages?we africans have this mentality of blaming the devil or enemies over societal failures,
If u go for deliverance in MFM and Olukoya is honest enough to tell u,u will discover that some of his relatives sef dey jobless, na naija cause am.


Just trust in God and dont create any unncessary barrier btw ursef and HIM, U dont need anybody to pray for u.U can pray to God ursef and He will answer u.I believe somethg will come ur way pretty soon,

They pay 55k believe me, it's better to work in a local govt council than to work in Union bank,

the problem in naija is that many employers don't even look at CVs believe me, i discovered that they have candidates already before dvertising for vacancies, they just do it for formality sake.If not,a foreign masters or MB should have a job within 2 months but that is not the case.U still need somebody to help push your CV because i have experienced it.They receive thousands of CVs,so how would they know the one with foreign MBA or masters?
personally,i still beleieve naija is better, eventually one will still get the job and u will live well and get paid very well.

why u sef dey make calls for night?

@DADA77,
what do u mean my comments are seemingly anonymous?because i had an MBA and working in a bank ?u mean i should have have attached my photograph and contact details just to show i am not anonymous?how many users in this forum do u know personally?learn how to use english properly my friend.
back to your question, i didn't have any banking xperience, i only had 4 years experience but not in banking and that made them to price me very low. I am currently getting about N3.5m but would definitely move after 2yrs to another bank, your M.sc in that intellectual disablity or whatever would not really fetch u anything here in naija, it's only marketable in the UK, u need an M.sc IN BIZ RELATED COURSES or MBA.
hope i have answered your question?U can reach me on joebell4life@yahoo.com

Na wa for naija oo, it seems this problem of corruption and maladministration is hitting us in all areas, we are yet to win any medal at the beijing olympics when many countries like TOGO,UZBEKISTAN,TAJIKISTAN have won medals,
this country don decay no be small,

person wey read medicine never get job, i no know say person dey go skool go study painting, have u ever seen any advert in the papers where they are looking for painters?if yes,there is hope for u,

ASO ROCK, OR NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, SHE SHOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH YARADUA OR DAVID MARK AND MENTION MY NAME{JASCOBEE}
instanta,dem go take her, na me dey tell u except u r of little faith

DONT SHOW UR FACE IN MURTALA AIRPORT WITHOUT A MASTERS OR MBA because IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT GETTING A JOB WITH JUST UK 1ST DEGREE, IT'S GOING TO BE REGARDED AS THE SAME DEGREE WITH NAIJA ONES[believe me}
i had my 1st degree in accounting in naija b4 bagging my MBA in MANCHESTER BIZ SKOOL.i came to naija immediately and it still took me about 7months b4 i got a job in one of the foremost banks in naija,

if u have MBA or M.SC in UK,nobody would really ask for ur NYSC but without masters,dem go ask u ooooo

relax pal, nothing serious about the interview, i just finished the last stage of the interview with their GM{HR],
if u are going as an experienced fellow,they will just ask u to go over your CV, if u are a fresher,they will basically ask u some very simple questions,
u are likely to meet two young ladies at the interview, or a single man{about 38yrs old], the man is stricter but u need to be composed and look very smart, the man might ask u what value can u add to their organisation,
just tell him or the ladies that it's all about deposit mobilisation and u've got great winning skills,
make sure u look very bright and always smile,
above all,pray for God's favour,
the last stage is when u would need to see their oga[a woman], she will basically ask u to go over your CV, be calm and make ursef clear and coherent,
always maintain eye contact with whoever is interviewing u, at the end,she will ask u if u have any question for her,u could ask her this question,
"zenith bank is barely 16yrs old,how has the bank been able to surpass some old generation banks that have been in existence for long?she might tell u it's due to the committed mgt, just smile and add tell her that u believe it's because of people like her[smiling},

Does anybody know any info about this company?i submitted an appllication for SALES COORDINATOR like 3weeks ago and they just invited me for TEST,
do they pay well?

it depends on him, if he is there,though he might take him some time b4 he gets a good job but it's a matter of time, he will still get in the uk,
getting a job in naija with UK masters is not automatic,he will still need to be patient and with connections too,
i had my masters in the UK a year ago and i am back in naija,it took me about 5months b4 i secured a job with a bank here, though i never liked to stay in the UK but it was a personal decision, i did so many odd jobs to keep body and soul together while doing my Masters but i would have gotten a good job if i was hell bent on staying after my masters,

so as i said,it depends on him, even if i was offered a 50,000pounds job yearly in the UK,i would still not have stayed because my heart didn't stay there,
the advice i would give to ur friend is that if he is to get a job in naija,he really needs to be around as posting CVs online wouldn't really help him as he can be called anytime for interview, he must be prepared to stay jobless for like 8-10months in naija but i am sure he will get a job b4 staying for 1 year, he must have the means to keep himself for 1 year, GOOD LUCK

i am happy that michael won it,

they want people to buy the originals without spending good money on original adverts

How on earth could u say GOD WAS MISSING?never draw God into any derogatory matter because HE IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND HE NO BE OUR MATE,

THis starcomms internet is very frustrating, I subscribed to the 9pm-9am period but most times,i spend almost 3 hrs without being able to open YAHOO, it's laughable and frustrating, they are making noise all about the whole place about their stock being quoted on the NSE as if being listed is tantamount to being effective,

i wonder what NCC is doing with all these yeye companies,

Personally,i think the most boring advert on TV is the ETB advert, the NFVCB advert too is damn boring , they both lack concept

u wont get charged if u use your ATM on your bank's ATM machine except some few banks that still charge like ZENITH , i learnt zenith bank charges customers N60 even though they have zenith card and use it on zenith ATM,
but i am certain that from sept,the banks want  to increase the charges to N150, this is why they declare ungodly profits at their financial years,while they fail to perform their social responsibilities,