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Politics › Re: Policeman Dancing While Standing On A Moving Bike In Abuja. PICS by Jasi7(m): 1:36pm On Jan 19, 2017
Saw this video yestaday on IG and reekado's "ladies and gentleman" was being played while the man was dancing on the bike!
Business › Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounter In 2016. - I Take A Bow by Jasi7(m): 12:21pm On Jan 12, 2017
Ymodulus:
-Oh i never said i used 409million at once. I said i made total transaction of 409million naira for thr month of november alone.

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Boss me, I have followed you on nairaland a long time but you haven't followed back and for this I can't send you a message with my number in it except for the default message that has already been kept in the message space. Can you follow back so I can send my number to you so u can tell me how to get to your office very fast!....I am itching to be there!
Education › Re: Cultism: A Threat To The Tomorrow Of Leaders Of Tomorrow by Jasi7(m): 8:26am On Jan 02, 2017
I have never in this life of me pitied pitied cultist who died, I feel very happy when I hear of a member's death...how can some1 with common sense and eyes wide open be told that he would be protected from lecturers and rivals and he accepts and from then on he never sleeps well.

Always watching his back, and when he doesn't get lucky, he's caught unawares and axed like a cow...isn't that foolhardy. Just imagine a bright youth with energy and prospects delving into this useless act and forming "sureboy"...Infact eh, I wish all of them early death!
Investment › Re: 10 Questions For MMM Subscribers (Mavrodians) by Jasi7(m): 5:21pm On Dec 23, 2016
Opeyemi4real:
Going through your questions, it's crystal clear you're one of those sympathisers who saw the freezing as a way to mock and have something to post here! Some of you guys saw your friends hitting it big through MMM and out of jealousy the freezing brought about your joy. I wonder if you will turned down a cash gift from your friend or siblings! And if you do not, did you actually worked for the cash? Only if you guys can channel this mockery post towards our polithiefians, Nigeria might be better!
You dey vex sha grin grin
Investment › Re: 10 Questions For MMM Subscribers (Mavrodians) by Jasi7(m): 5:18pm On Dec 23, 2016
holamiday:
Though i never did mmm and never advised anyone to, but most of the aspersions you people cast on the scheme are either unfair or false. As well as i understood the scheme, it is purely mutual aid and the originator had nothing to gain except traffic on the website. If you don't have enough courage to pay your money into a stranger's bank account, leave those who do, alone.

MMM is not a fraud. It's just a scheme I'd 'personally' not want to go into. Same way, whoever is 'personally' willing to go into it, should be free.

Who knows if the scheme will eventually return in January. Then, you haters will be put to shame.
The thing is, Sergei doesn't only drive traffic to his site bro, look at it this way...when the scheme started and needed people to provide help, who did you think the money was paid to?(I mean the very first payment made).

That is one, secondly, as people provide help and get help, MMM agents can at any time decide that "ok, today we need #500,000" and they will get into the system as participants and request certain people to provide help to someone(who is obviously an MMM agent) and when they payment is done, they will quietly walk out of the system from their on end and request another set of participants to provide help to those set of people who provided the help of #500,000, and this is very possible so long as people who wish to provide help surpass people wish to get help. It's that simple!
Education › Re: ABU Zaria - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by Jasi7(m): 6:06pm On Dec 09, 2016
Add 08130724249
Health › Re: Help, I Want To Stop Drinking And Smoking Of Cigarettes by Jasi7(m): 1:04pm On Dec 01, 2016
This is a tough call to make because addictions can be really hard to beat down...but it's workable if you discipline yourself.
Crime › Re: Robbers Caught In Ikorodu Area Of Lagos. PICS by Jasi7(m): 12:38am On Oct 20, 2016
ladyF:
They're lucky they didn't get burnt sef. grin Say No to tiffery!!!

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again. grin grin grin
Abi o...the level of tiffery these days is causing alarm but I feel nice when I hear that they were caught and beaten mercilessly...it always sounds good to me!
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 6:19pm On Sep 19, 2016
Datazone:
Hahahaha..... this post got me laughing. The guy us hustling naaa... Jasi7 try to keep a good profile, Nigerians are allowed on the platform unlike Fiverr that is very bias.
No worry Datazone...I will, I just didn't know I would draw bad speech from people because of what I did though. I intend to abandon the account once am done with the project am working on already and open another one as a nigerian. Once I withdraw my funds after the client orders release of it, I will drop it.
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by Jasi7(m): 10:42am On Sep 16, 2016
justi4jesu:
When it's time to withdraw your earnings then you will be asked for Tax details.
But shey if that tax form is filled for the withdrawal purpose,that will make withdrawal easy to him directly to his bank account in nigeria here right?
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by Jasi7(m): 10:35am On Sep 16, 2016
verabetsy:
please, I opened an account with upwork but I can't bid

what could be the problem

it says, required connect is 2 while I have zero available


see the response I get below
Thats unusual,is it a new profile on upwork or an old one?
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by Jasi7(m): 10:33am On Sep 16, 2016
victor101:
Fill the tax form and withdraw. You should have known about the tax notice before you changed your country to USA. Best still, change your country back to Nigeria and withdraw.
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 3:40am On Sep 14, 2016
Gudiza:
Closer
=====from it. We suffered together.....But that

We need to realise and appreciate what we have today. The level field has been open once again. The opportunities are out there to make legit incomes. No monopoly. PayPal didn't pay, Western Union wasted; Payoneer & Skrill came up. Some of us are taking time to build reputable identities and repair our dented image, building relationships in every niche of freelance platforms across the digital divide...and what do some of you do? You seem to care less, ready to mortgage our national cyberspace for the bread crumbs of today. Why? you say you don't have the patience to build, you have families to feed, just don't give a sh!t. To this I say, wasn't that the very same reasons given by the yahoo guys who spoilt the Nigerian paypal market in the first place? #itbeginswithyou

You spoke of facts. Well, the fact is the normal 'legit' system still works for plenty of us Nigerians who conduct our genuine businesses. We have learnt from our past mistakes and WE ARE READY to work together to secure our digital future.

Ok I went on a rant there, but, fine. You DO you, I'll DO me...the message in a nutshell is we must be careful to send out the RIGHT message. Let people know there's a way to PLAY IT CLEAN. Let's NOT BE SELFISH to justify the immoral outright, and finally, let us NOT BURN THE BRIDGE before others can get on. Think about that.

More $$$$ to you

Peace Profound.
I felt bad after reading this. I lost my cool because stagger wouldn't talk to me nicely.I only opened that upwork account because I saw what databoy247 wrote about doing same citing CIA as an organization that uses aliases.

Before I could say Jack, stagger started being unruly,he wouldn't even tell me in a cool manner why I shouldn't go that way,from the way he speaks, he sounds like someone that could be my elder brother,he has experience in things like this so why can't he talk me nicely and I would listen,I'm not arrogant or ignorant,I take corrections without any hassles.

To Gudiza,Databoy247 and stagger and everyone that read through my typos, I want to say that I'm very sorry for my attitude and all I said.I wish I could take it all back.

I respect all of you and I am remorseful for what went down couple of hours ago. I feel terrible. I hope I get the forgiveness I ask for.

Once again....I'm Sorry!
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m):
Coolabbie:
See how this one is foaming at the mouth.
Just went through your diary, filled with atrocious grammar usage and spellings.
And you wanna earn money as a writer?
Writing for marabouts and native doctors I guess.
Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
You come here and run that biitch-azz mouth you use for blow jobs without getting to know what went down originally...you are as silly as you are mentally derailed.... you need to hold your peace because I have no business with scallywags like you. You are too irrelevant to cause me a bother.
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13, 2016
stagger:
You have been put on notice.
Should I be scared?...you are so annoying I swear to God...I am trying to wrap my head around the reason why you are trying to be bossy here,you dey mad?...listen homie,if upwork doesn't work for me there are other opportunities so stop acting like you are important in all of these...I detest unwise people in my life!
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m):
stagger:
If Upwork ends up banning Nigerians from their site, I will be one of the first to travel to their headquarters to negotiate for your arrest and others like you as a bargain to getting that site open again. Mark my words. You do not know whom you are playing with. You think we are mates right?

Just watch out. Here you are committing an outright crime by using a false identity on that site and you are even bold enough to be making noise about it. What makes you different from terrorists who use false identities, false passports and falsified documents to enter countries to commit terrorist acts?

Better check yourself before you end up where you never ever dreamed of. I repeat, if Upwork ever bans Nigerians from their site as a result of your nefarious activities, I will be one of those who will personally make sure that you and others like you are fished out for identity theft and face the law.
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 8:17pm On Sep 13, 2016
databoy247:
Thanks for your advice, but this is the risk some of us are willing to take. While it lasts, we hope to earn some money (also by working hard) and improve our personal economic situation which the government has totally failed to do. And before you talk about legality, don't you think it is totally illegal for PayPal to keep collecting our money without allowing us receive payments??

Fraud or not, Nigerians are one of the largest internet spenders in Africa and legal binding guys like you and the Nigerian government can do absolutely nothing to force PayPal to do the needful. If we can accept payments with our PayPal accounts, do you think we will be looking to cut corners just to earn money we intend to work hard for?

Let's face facts. You may be good at what you do, but how many Americans will be willing to work with you especially for the first time as a Nigerian? Are you telling us it is that easy?? You may have the patience BUT others do not have the patience. If you make the money, fine. If you get banned, fine. Life goes on.

But spending 3 years with just $200 earned?? No way. There is a lot we need to accomplish in life than spend 10 years trying to earn $500. If you have no day job or side business (and have a family), you will feel the pain of others struggling with online freelancing.

Cheers.
CORRECT GUY!!!...GOOD ANSWER...by the way databoy247,upwork has finally approved my profile.
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m):
stagger:
People like you are the reason Nigeria stinks to the high heavens abroad. Why must the mindset of a Nigerian always border on ILLEGALITY? WHY?
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 4:41pm On Sep 12, 2016
Immediately I saw the warning I changed the pic to avoid further problems
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m):
databoy247:
Upload the pic here plus the name so i take a look.
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m):
MULLAH123:
This your statement is contradicting.

Start typing the skill, you will see a drop-down suggestion, select what you intend typing.

Note: you choose what pops-up, you don't completely write it yourself.
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Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 1:16pm On Sep 12, 2016
MULLAH123:
Seen.
Add skill, work experience, school attended, and take like 2 more test in addition.
mullah good afternoon sir,please o..I have registered on upwork but I was told to add skills and when I tried doing so a pop up came and it read that I should put up at least 10skills...during the typing they don't provide spaces for you to type the skills just a blank page for you to type,how will type multiple skills? Is it by numbering them on that blank page?
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 4:26am On Sep 10, 2016
einsteine:
It's not compulsory. If you have any certification pertaining to the service you are rendering, then you can include it there. Other certifications is for certifications that are not on the list.
Thank you very plenty...am deeply appreciative
Business › Re: Closed by Jasi7(m): 11:51pm On Sep 09, 2016
einsteine:
You can no longer open an Upwork account as a Nigerian. Except you are offering programming and mobile development services. If it is writing or digital marketing, your profile won't be approved.
Einstein please I'm stuck o...on upwork I got to the stage where I am asked to fill in my certification,which certification am I supposed to put there,I saw oracle,adobe certified expert,blackberry certified builder blah blah blah...but there is an option of ''other certifications''.what should I do
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need Proofreaders For Academic Content - Seeking Detail-oriented English Expert. by Jasi7(m): 2:45pm On Sep 08, 2016
victor101:
You can start with a smart phone, I however advice using a Laptop; the browsing experience differs, as Laptop surfing shows you all the details you need to know about a project/client before applying. Also, you get messages faster, as a freelancer time is of the essence, you must respond to messages swiftly, as some client would quickly hire a suitable freelancer that responds timely to inquiries.
What do you think about cyber cafes?...and will the messages sent by clients go into my email or is there some sort of inbox in my profile with upwork where the messages go in? Because if the messages are entering my email I don't mind reading them in my phone and run out to a cyber cafe close to my home here to respond. What are your thoughts?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need Proofreaders For Academic Content - Seeking Detail-oriented English Expert. by Jasi7(m): 11:21pm On Sep 07, 2016
victor101:
You must be VERY familiar with conventions of English language and proper grammar usage and punctuation, EXTREMELY communicative to be able to work on this project, have a personal Laptop with (Google Chrome and Skype Installed), large Internet data with superb Internet speed 24/7.

If you can consistently deliver high-quality and don't miss deadlines, you may have just found a new home. What I'm looking for is simple: PLEASE be serious about the work that you do. Please treat this as an actual job instead of just a side-hobby to generate some extra money if/when you need it. Here are the key things that I'm looking for:

1. Unemployed graduates or a hard-working stay at home mom, as we believe these set of people will have the required amount of time needed for this project. You must be:

2. Fast-paced and smart, self-motivated, diligent worker who obeys before complain (obeys instructions)

3. Basic computer skills to work on the "google doc spreadsheet (MS Excel)"

4. Available for immediately hire (preferably today I'll be available to reply to your email in the next one hour after this post goes live!)

5. Must apply with your Skype ID (We'll train you on how to do the job via Skype Screen Share in just couple of minutes)

6. A good communicator. If you are going to disappear for days on end when there is work to be done, this is not going to be a good fit for you (or for me). Regular updates keep everyone on track - and more importantly, they ensure that deadlines are met.

7. An excellent command of the English language is a given - otherwise, you're going to get frustrated with me, and I'm going to get frustrated with you.

8. Reliable. I will do my absolute best to set you up for success from the day you come on board. What I ask in return is that you commit to setting yourself up for success right out of the gates as well. There is most likely going to be a learning curve in the beginning, so I'll be working with you closely to get you up to speed on things as quickly as possible. If this opportunity sounds interesting to you, I encourage you to submit a proposal convincing us why you should be given the opportunity to work on this project in just 2 Paragraph so that I can gauge your English skill level. *** When applying, please reference "Am available for this job, with a personal laptop on Good internet speed." somewhere in your submission. If you fail to include this text somewhere in your cover letter, your application will be immediately deleted.

Following directions is critical to the success of the work you'll be doing, and this is a minor test to ensure that you can - and will. When applying, I would appreciate it if you can let me know the following:

1. how quickly you would be able to start
2. what's your availability is on a daily basis.
3. your Nairaland ID(s) (moniker)

I know I've thrown a lot out here, but I like to be as detailed and thorough as possible as it relates to what I'm looking for. I'm looking for someone who is in this for the long haul. Is that you? If so, I can't wait to hear from you!

Send email to: aprofessor@naij.com
NOTE: We don't acknowledge receipt of emails, because of the large volume we do receive in our job post/our very busy schedule. We'll only contact qualified candidate for the next phase.
Sir victor I want to ask o...if I decide to start up writing on upwork and I don't have access to a PC will my smart phone do the job.I don't have a laptop but I am determined to start.what do you say sir?
Travel › Re: Anyone In France Here? by Jasi7(m): 6:59pm On Jul 06, 2016
Creamish:
For real? Thanks tho for responding via my thread. Its for tomorrow. Thanks in advance for ur vote for Mimzy.

wink smiley
creamish I saw the notification of the PM u sent me but truly I can't log into that email,cant even remember what email I used to open the account sef...I Dnt knw if there is a way to change to a new profile email so I cn get PMs...but hope all is well I guess
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev King, Pentecostalism, Christianity, Gullibility And Igbo Nation by Jasi7(m): 11:49pm On Feb 28, 2016
Pharaoh9:
God said we should not judge, "Do my prophet no harm" let nigerian government leave everything for God(Judge) we don't know where our problems are coming from






Jesus bu Eze
Mumu....
Romance › Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by Jasi7(m): 11:42pm On Feb 24, 2016
menabae:
lamentation of a poor brokearse nigga, now buzz off my mention
Laffing....you see,now I know I am actually getting to you.I wont divulge my work life or what I do,I wont give you that satisfaction.but I live well enough to keep food on the table to feed you thrice a day without problems...I jst feel disppointed that you of all people wil make a comment like that...its unbelievable of you...

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