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softysparky:
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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Imagine they gave the guy 12 strokes and the girl only 6 strokes.
I thought men and women are equal
They should have given both 12 strokes naaa

Where hv u been?...its been a whiile..since mzmariah left,I hardly see u around here...even though shes in on another moniker though.

richardjemedafe1:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders,
My name is Richard jemedafe from Plateau State
(Nigeria) I have a problem that is given me Sleepless
night.But I know that Nairaland is the best place to
get advice.
I wrote jamb this year and my jamb point was
179(which can't take me to University of my choice)
so I Applied for Pla poly (state polytechnic) To study
Business Administration and management. (I got
admission)
And I also got admission Into Federal COllege Of
Education Pankshin to study. English/SOS. (which I
also got Admission)

Nairalanders I need ur advice which should I go
to??College of Education And polytechnic which
is better,best and preferable??
Thenks

..


U dey ask?....guy dey go ur poly straight...abi u wan b teacher?

tosyne2much:
Fine !!! I'm an aspiring HND holder and I've got a thousand ways to make money (Entrepreneurship rocks my boat).. Make una sit down dia dey carry Bsc for head while I keep driving my jeep

Jamb entry level or not, discrimination or not, Bsc superiority or not, it will neva change the fact you can never be successful than your destiny

I think we should be more concerned about how to meet the needs of ourselves, our parents and those looking up to us rather than ruling the juxtaposition between Bsc/HND

I like this guy DIE....abeg collect hand....I go dey aalways pray for u...nice taalk!

samflexxy:
you say nothing is wrong with no.3

If the guy budget a certain amount to spend on a date and the girl bring along her friends what do you want the guy to do


Let them eat and latter wash plate?

No mind am..no smal girl dey worry am!!!....na something wey she don dey do long before now!

missterious:
So I have to register? Aiit, lemme try.

Missterious...thank you very plenty for ur consideration!...I think it's u and Dygeasy that helped me here on NL with it...

I wont forget the favour!...across my hrt I wont

MzNelly:
It's an african thing bro.

But I tell out my age tho

Now ure talking

MzNelly:
Ladies don't tell guys their age.

But guys do aabi....Ure so unbelievable...

MzNelly:
We are ladies, you are guys

I don't get...ure ladies and we are guys,so whats d connection if I may ask?

[quote author=MzNelly post=28738072]9. How old are you?
So this question is annoying right?...caan u pls tell me why u ladies don't try to understand that u shldnt ask a guy d same question?....ther ws a gurl that asked me dis question over d fone meanwhile we ve neva met...can u imagine?

englishmart:
senior man. How you take know say I dey Abj.? Abi you dey Abj too?

Ya I dey aabj o...aafter gaames villaage...prince and princess estate

englishmart:
if I talk to any lady that drinks or smokes, then I have a motive of se**. Though I'm a gentleman

baddest guy....abj don teach u bad thing sha

Harbioollah:
The guy is soliciting for referrals to win an i-phone

Hey bro...the phone gadgets aint my prblm...If I culd js culd jst stay atop til d seminar kicks off I have a shot at getting a scholarship...I am aware of the phone prizes u dnt have to remind me...jst help me get there

safarigirl:
I don't understand, what's this about?

Safari gurl...I aam in for a scholarship on an educaational site,so I am in need of referals to stay ahead and get selected

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haba make u na no dey do like say una no wan help....its jst ur reference I need,the process is short,very short aand thats all...please peeps Ineed this scholarship,I can say my life depnds on it

Dygeasy:
Jasi7 Done!

Good luck

Thanks bro....I aam deeply appreciative

yorex2011:
I'll advise you ignore the iphone 6 and focus on the educational fair itself.. I've registered like i week ago but I'm not bothering myself about any prize

Bro d iphone is not my problem...I jst need to stay up ahead enough for me to be considered for the scholarship...I dnt even intend takin first...jst to b among d first three

samflexxy:
my exact thought

Alright let me shed more light on that...mayb uve heard of International Education Fair wich is sponsored by some crucial organisations in and outside d coutry,once u register and start referring people u start climbin up a table where u see other people who have been refering people from january 2014(I jst learnt abt d site 6days ago)accoring to d site d first seminar starts on the 17th of january 2015 at sheraton hotels in lagos,then Eko hotels on the 19th,then transcorp on the 21st in abuja (which is where I am),then 22nd wuld be constantial hotel in Benin aand lastly 25th it wil be Le meridien hotel in portharcourt.heres the issue now,if by then as a member u hapen to be among the first three(3) u get a scholarship prize and a phone wich is a plus....I only wanted to try my luck because admission into the university has been far frm me since 2008...so when I dabbled into the site and confirmed its authenticity then I applied.

So as I tried to do the registration myself with emails that I can get I am stil struggling at 6th and some guy passed my yestaday so I am at 7th as at today
Cc;Evina

I have never solicited for votes or support from here before but I ve seen nairalanders show ssupport and the person had gratitude to show for it...if u guys can help me I wil won't forget d favour

helooo fellow nairalanders..hope ure having a good day anyway...I know I might insults and bad words from some peeps because of what am goin to say but please its something I need from all of you....I am up for a prize on an educational site and I am in dire need of referals.most of you wil ignore this because what comes to mind is ''IT IS NORMAL SCAM''....I wont gain anything scamming you guys I jst need referals,I have tried to do it on my own but I just can't.the guy in first position is having 3246 referals already,I felt discouraged but I remebered I have a forum where I can lay my problem and I wil get support...I need you guys PLEASE,all u need do is follow d link below regsiter and thats all...no spams to ur email,no disturbing text messages...

http://modeducation.info/fair2015/index.php?ref=MOD61545159
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Juliaann:
seriously is that all u can come up with?Some people don't bother to read what I wrote up there before commenting who told you am after his money,like I said I have my own car and am not after his money he knows that himself I might not be a millionaire or a billionaire but am OK so please its better u don't say anything than giving me this nonsense as an advice

Chill ma'am...dnt allow d anger thats cums with d fact that he said ''ure after his money'' to stop from reading other parts of his post...i saw ur pic,its not like ure ugly...so why are u even thinking of wether to stay or not?... u need to speak with him abt d car ish..tel him u hate d treatment u get when he sees a frnd on d road with all d passion in u....its not like hes irreplaceable,and ure not ugly either

ignis:
Poultry business is all about grace and calling. If it's not your calling, forget it and look for another business.

Ignis I think ure wrong....poultry has nothing to do with calling or grace...its not religion.my mum woke up one day and went out and by evening she came back with cartons of young chicks(she was a teacher and stil is)...she started using our bedrooms as the chicks new home...I was angry,I nearly went nuts...before I culd get any more angry...our four bedroom flat had layer chicken in two of them and I hated my house,smells like WTH...we started coping with d ish.my siblings and I jst had to b supportive,after one year it expanded so wel that mumsi started bulding rooms in our compound to accomodate them...2years after thats last year,it grew bigger,mumsi bought a land in jos and enugu,bought two cars(not motor) and shes building a house in enugu with d proceeds frm d poultry and I can tel u,we are surviving...we had our own downsides too...there was a time 300birds died at once...it ws bad,mumsi cried seriously but she dint give up...around july each year she buys broiler chicks and train them til december and sells them but shes into layers anyway and I intend goin into that line also...my certificate go chill first,I no ready to beg pple for work jare!

harrysterol:
[size=15pt]Cool Facts[/size]

**Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the first Hummer manufactured for civilian use

**It is impossible to lick your elbow

**Facebook pays at least $500 if you can hack the site

**Writing in ancient Greece hadnospacebetweenthewords ( that how it was written)

**Water is actually naturally blue

**If you add up the no.s 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total is 5050

Qn;
The months of July and August are named after whom?

Julius ceasar and Augustus ceasar(grand nephew of julius ceasar)

harrysterol:
[size=15pt]Cool Facts[/size]

**Harvard University library collection has a books bound in human skin (clears throat)

When you lie, the temperature of your nose actually rises; it is known as the "Pinocchio effect " (hehe )

The statue of liberty was originally meant to be in Egypt and not in U.S.A

Lamborghini cars were a result of a tractor company owner being insulted by a founder of Ferrari

Qn;
Who sang the song "Send Down the Rain"?

Majek Fashek

harrysterol:
[size=20pt]Cool Facts[/size]

**The no. 2,520 can perfectly be divided by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10

**85% of plant life is found in the ocean

**South Africa has highest no. of people with HIV (5.9 m)

**29% of us are virgins when we marry

**Afghanistan is the no. 1 supplier of opium( heavy scented addictive drug)

**There are more Italians in NYC than in Rome, Italy & more Jews in NYC than in Tel Aviv, Israel

Qn;
List 4 primarily ways of how HIV is spread

1)Se.men
2)Vaginal fluid
3)Brreast milk
4)Blood

harrysterol:
Question is still unanswered

Its from a greek word 'gymnos'' meaning 'naked'

temitemi1:
U can take light to their darkness...

Didnt u see what he said...that s*x might happen and he wuldnt want to miss it....so d guy masef is darkness inclined...so if him carry darkness go meet darkness na him b say world don end b that na!

bennyrazz:
are you sure you are not under a jinx like this? until you impregnate her before you eyes open. You've tasted her, now is time to move on. Have it at the back of your mind that she's just one of those traps/mistakes. She has suitors and you are the one chasing them away, why? my brother you are getting yourself into serious trouble o.When those suitors stop coming, you are in soup. She will scatter your marriage.

Ive seen this same scenario somewhere and also in movies....''if those suitors stop coming,she will DEFINATELY,I mean DEFINATELY destry his family....

HNosegbe:
It's all fun and games to you both, right?

They are both 17year olds...what do u expect...jst chill bro!

naijaboiy:
Will N40m cure Hiv/Aids

No it won't...but I can use that bar to chill for as long as possible... And since she's made peace with herself abt her status...so what the hell

Wikidraw:
I was banned by spambot and I sent more 10 mails to mod, but nothing.

I bought mine from Aliexpress for 1300 USD and shipped it for 340 USD within 3 days using DHL, but I think the current price should be way below this.

Yeah, 3D printed objects are really hard and possess the strength of industrial plastic(in my own case).

Even if you simulate different properties on printed objects ie tensile, compressive strength what you need to understand here is what type of printer are you using? So far, I think only HP 3d printers employs fusion technology and capable of printing inhomogeneous objects. They have the capability of selecting and printing from five filaments,meaning can you print an object that have rubber, plastic, resin and so on at go. I have used Solidworks and Inventor to design down to material selections and part assemblies but my machine can only print using PLA filaments.

Sorry I quoted u pls...am not an expert in technologies such as this,but If I actually went to school and I understand english...ure sayin that 3D printers print actual objects like a gun...I no even understand...i tot printers print on paper,wich one b say u fit print gun that can fire live ammunitions...can u explain pls

I think a havin a wife as next of kin is very important