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Tandullceblog:
Xoxo

Tandullce....uhm if dats realy u on ur profile den ure drop dead gorgeous,I dnt knw how many guys uve given headaches wit ur eyes,its peculiar if u ask me.I had to load and reload ur pic a couple of times to check u out because u actually are pretty..jst like drawing made in a wonderful work of art...let me nt sound naughty and unbelievable...ure very good looking!

There isn't a better time than a time like this to reveal to u that ure responsible for all d joy I feel.ur presence in my life brings wondaerful smiles and loving tots within my heart...happy valentines day swt!!!

EndiaSami:
. Its september bro. Not november..anyways #teamBatchB2015

R u sure its september? I always thought it wuld b november!

Imdachick:
Enugu is one of the best state to serve in the east. Lucky you @op.

Is it true dat besides d allawee.d state governmnt pays around 10k too

3cycle:
Blend tomatoes and pour it in a pot to cook for 15mins (till the water in the tomatoes dries).
After that add your stock (meat or fish already cooked) add other ingredients and allow to cook for 5mins.
I usually add ugwu.

What sorta wack stew is that?

Spicylate:
is it possible? well, just ask google. it tends to know everything.

So this is u?...caaught u today,its mike Tosin's frnd that we went submittin CVs together remember?

iceberylin:
Alobam...I have been busy sha ...
Wata gwan

Ma niggie nothing out of d ordinary o...jst hanging there....saw u pulling strings on dat ruby lady...take time o...every other thing is goin wel and fine anyway...stay safe o!

iceberylin:
Maybe when Buhari shøws us his Certificate

Dude wher hv u been...u ve on low key for some time now..wata gwan?

Herzumpther:
Hmm.

This comment looks like that frm one with a sense of belonging...u sighed and that makes it look like uve been there,done that...ure levelheaded so I knw u feel these things are true.

How r u doin?

amakufrancis:
you like better thing la
Just quote me with your contact

09092343959

chux4liv:
Your topic always make FP.... Use ur veto power well oo

EDITED.... We have been active member since 2006 (learning through other members contribution ).... We stand on equity and justice... If this forum decides to use topics from selected people to make front page, I wonder why we should cast stone at our leaders for misuse of power

Seconded!

amakufrancis:
lol, buy new one na. You day whatsapp?

Yea I wil...na infinix zero I dey eye...i dey whatsapp sha

ifyalways:
Eko for show. Used to be a tomato Jos.

Ok o..no wahala

amakufrancis:
you know agua juma right?

Just PM me abeg

Omoh my fone dey eff up small,to PM prsn na prblm o

Nneka123:
I hate beans!

God bless uuuuuu...

dechandel:

Once a troll.
You and liability should produce a nice fictional story
E go sell wella

Liability's own is d worst...she has a ''HELL FIRE AWARD'' for lying...all her boyfrnd na for shell,CBN or NNPC dem dey work,if no b that one she go say she catch her landlord dey sniff her panties...as in eh d gurl dey lie pieces.

VickyyB:
Krall, i know you're trolling....

Even me sef dey find am hard to believe d story...the guy dey lie die!

amakufrancis:
yes now, i attended infant Jesus private school, Rukuba road.

Ok true true u lived in jos...i believe u now

ifyalways:
Sweet memories. I miss J town.

Wher do u live nw?

UGLYS:
A determination to desist from such acts would pay off but hell NO, you want more because the piece above is an ADVERT (good looking, good sense of humor etc).

My tots too...

naijaboiy:
As you don advertise your financial status for this thread just dey expect pms from NL aristos

Abeg tell am...him no knw,na now him go see fvck him go run!

Ogoanita:
polo roundabout dearie, hmmm that river and trees over there is doing us more injustice.

Polo round about?...the residence houses ther are inside dat park behind village kitchen,den behind oando(aangwan soya) and den upwards to jenta adamu...i stay at rukuba road anyways!

amakufrancis:
wayback i reside in jos north, LGA
Rukuba road

where do you reside?

U sure?..cos I live ther nw...close to jos north

lestat:
@OP I heard there's a place so cold in Jos called panchee? Is this true? I heard it's the coldest place in Jos? Please captain needed....who knows about his should enlighten me

Hey bro its ''pankshin''..not panchee..its a local government and it gets terribly cold when its time.

IrinaDeverenko:
Just dont worry,yuh guys will have yours soon buh it will begin wit four packs for nw oo.

Irina..hw did u fit all that in them pyjamas(no offense)...Woow u really hv a bright future behind u

xxxtedyxxx:
First of all..u need to know she don't value u or ur time, neither does she respect u. She telling u to come n be knocking her gate is an insult on ur personality. But dat aside. U knocked and she came out, u guys strolled, u invested a lot, but she didn't nuffin, she won't laf or smile..well..its either she has issues and she is boring..considering d way she replied, or she is just not into talkin on d street.

U can either do two things. Free her, or ask to take her out. I will go with d first option, cos knocking on a girls gate anytime I wana see her is a disrespect on ma own part. She doenst wana give u her nbr, yet she wana keep seeing u, and yet, she is boring n doesn't engage in the convo. Sounds like a waste of time to me.

My bro u wont imagine,its like a lady's reaction to every guy's approach varies widely,i ws ther today,well she is a bad host anyway,in jos here d cold is killing,she wuldnt even ask me in...she asked if I wantd to stay outside or inside,in my mind I ws like ''what da hell,how wuld u feel if I askd u d same question''...wel I told her I wuld stay outside(since she no get sense)...den she sat wit me,we spoke and she served food on a platter even after I told her I wasnt hungry and we ate together,at one point she wantd strollin bt I jst acted like I dint notice and culd u believe she ws a talkative today...mayb I misjudged her..what do u think abt d whole scenario'?

kristina1:
God bless you for this write-up

Sorry to say bt ure a hypocrite,d oda day u wer so much in support of an OP who spoke about ''why broke guys shuldn't date''...u want a relationship wher money is available abi bt if d dude ask u 4 s*x u wil refuse shey...make u try dey talk like prsn wey wise nw abeg!

naijaboiy:
Well I don't care

This guy sef...u no go change abi

xxxtedyxxx:
Hi friends..u can start posting ur dating issues or any area u aving problems... I will do my best to help.

Guys take dis.. Here is a working line I crafted. It works in populated places like ur sch department, motion grounds..or places whre u av lots of peeps..going up n down.

""Hi, excuse me, I know dis is really forward of me, but I was goin to regret it if I didn't say dis..I tink u r amazing cute..and I just had to say hello""

U can also remix it like dis

....""Hi.I saw u walking past, and ur dress sense attracted me....what dept r u" blah blah..or just introduce ur sef. This line works cos an inherent excuse is already embedded in it. Note u don't av to use d exact wordings...but if u want to..Go ahead.It works. U can also remix it anyow u like.

By d way..never approach a babe from behind. It sucks..it makes u seem like a nuisance. She myt just be like "" who dey Bleep is dis again"

Always approach.head on..wit a smile..or coming from adjacent her.

I wish to ask...i hv met dis gurl,took a walk while I introduced maself,den while we wer back to her door step I asked to get her numba so I culd reach her someyimes bt she refused...she said if i ever wantd to see her I shld cum to her gate,knock and ask after her...well I did,went to d house knocked she came out,we took a stroll out in d area and it seemed like I ws d only person talkin,,i neva started off wit any boring line,bt I ws expectin her to key into d convo and dat wuld make d conversation move frm one topic to another bt she wuldnt..and secondly she neva smiled...i ws wondering what culd b d ish..she ws so uptight and i told her so and she said of course ws she suppossed to smile witout being made to laff..I ws perturbed bt I kept my cool...been thinkin of how to make it more humourous when I go ther today...mayb u cn help

teeghurl,I understand ur tots but seriously who doesnt luv big butts...naijaboiy is correct if u ask me,there is this amazing attraction that comes with having a big butt...its unexplainable..

I ws chatting with dis gurl on badoo,I went tru her pics,I culdnt help but scream ''how do u fit all that in them jeans!!!?...and no guy ever gets tired of a big butt.

dre11:
My Igbo people






I hail una ooooo
Nah una dominate the list......
And I be wan marry for una side ooo

How will I do it now, with all these expenses

U can try plateau state..their irigwe gurls and berom gals are cheap to get married to?....150k shld do.