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RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by jasmines(f): 12:25pm On Jun 27, 2014
Doesn't move me jare. My pals are 98% men so I've heard worse. But no man can ride you unless your back is bent, equally, no man can call you fish unless you give him reasons to.
FamilyRe: The Beauty Of Marriage by jasmines(f):
thehunted:

I pray you find the one you love and hope you don't regret leaving the one who loves you.
FamilyRe: The Beauty Of Marriage by jasmines(f):
mgbeketoto: I pray you do not live to regret this o!
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you are with! kiss

I have MANY old cargo aunts and cousins, doing SISI-EKO ati BABY JOWO all over BORN-AGAIN joints with fake pastors, WISHING they could turn back the hands of time.


All the 'rejected' dudes are ALL settled with BETA wives doing dem 'pele my dia' when they JAM by mistake.

Nothing like a man that loves YOU!!!

That is YOUR OWN!!! Forget 'SILHOUETTE' romance ati 'AFRICAN MAGIC' dear!

You snooooze, you loooooooze!!!kiss


Nne? To SERVE shyte or to CHOP shyte, which wan beta pass? cheesy

I'd rather SERVE SHYTE THAN EAT SHYTE FROM ANY MAN in the name iof love o! KEI!!

Especially with awa NIGERIAN men! TWAAAH!!! kiss
That happiness of just seeing the one you love is one of the things which help marriages stand the test of time.
FamilyRe: The Beauty Of Marriage by jasmines(f):
Happy married life Loretta. May family breakers never near your domot in Jesus name.
Jokes EtcRe: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by jasmines(f):
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RomanceRe: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by jasmines(f):
It's well
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah's Witnesses Are The Only True Follower Of Christ:::**see Proof**:: by jasmines(f): 8:13pm On Dec 10, 2013
The Bible says that the path of righteousness is so narrow that only few will find it. You should be more concerned about your eternal destination than what your neighbour is doing wrongly.

In the Old testament, God appointed Levi to collect tithe from his brethren because Levi paid tithe in Abraham. so giving of tithe cannot be wrong.

God said that man looks at the outward appearance but God looks at the heart.

The Bible said that he that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he falls. Claiming to be wise, they became fools.

Judge not that ye may not be judged.

David prayed, deliver me grim that great sin : Presumptuous sin ( presuming wrongly)

The Bible said, whosoever taketh away anything from the Bible, his name shall be taken away from the book of life.

My pastor told us that we must never mock another religion because nobody will willingly accept a false God. and some people who are just kind will go to heaven cause kindness, love, patience etc are all attributes of God.

Its better we save our energy for the last day instead of speaking ourselves into condemnation cause blasphemy is unforgivable.
RomanceRe: How Much Does An Average Nigerian Girl Have In Her Accounts? by jasmines(f): 2:25am On Dec 04, 2013
you talk about average but i dont know how average you mean. My definition of average is not poor and not rich. An average receptionist/secetary earns a basic salary of 30-40k monthly even teachers. They live with their parents and have a boyfriend as backup. So i"ll say 400k isnt too much considering she doesnt really touch her salary unless she wants to. when you start talking of auditors, doctors, or heirs to a dynasty of biz, i cant guess. then when you talk of market sellers, teachers is across the gutter schools, i'll say 50-100k grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by jasmines(f): 2:16am On Dec 04, 2013
rezy15: Well i don't think ur crazy. If my gf was a "nagging-slutty-poker faced- chewing gum-phone punching- while having a conversation" kind of babe? I wud rather stick with my xbox360 dan die young and hv her using my coffin pix as her dp
Lmao!!! but that was harsh tho!
RomanceRe: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by jasmines(f): 2:01am On Dec 04, 2013
Mujah1deen: It also depends of your age tho
Seconded

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