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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has Asked Me To Choose Between Her And Nairaland! by jasonbod(m): 6:38pm On Feb 22, 2012
Choose Nairaland. Isn't it obvious?
Romance / Re: A Girl That Visited Me In My House Has Refused To Leave What Will I Do? by jasonbod(m): 6:36pm On Feb 22, 2012
Quite simple. Kick her the hell out!
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by jasonbod(m): 8:40pm On Feb 15, 2012
Zilja:

You don't seem to know a lot other than sticking your jimmy in without  a hat. I just read somewhere that AIDS  is so prevelant in Nageria that you would risk yourself for a piece a A$$.

This happend to my brother 23years ago and that baby came out looking completely different from the family BUT we raised that baby and he is family no matter what.

If you don't care, no one will either.

Ouch! Sounds nasty, to hear about your brother. I know I stuck my Jimmy in without a hat, but that can be expected. It happens all the time with many people. And it takes two to tango.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by jasonbod(m): 6:41pm On Feb 15, 2012
coogar:

she has multiple partners and she has lost track of who actually fathered the baby in her belly.
what are you scared of?

Yours is the BEST comment so far. Thanks! I think you're right.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by jasonbod(m): 6:31pm On Feb 15, 2012
omega25red:

First question how does your cousin in Lagos know this girl?

second question why did you smoosh the girl without a hat for your jimmy

third question, when you smooshed her did you bust a nut in her?

fourth question how prepared are you to be a daddy

fifth question how come you didnt find out about her so called "tricks" untill after she told you she was preggos for you

final question: what does she want to do? is she having the baby or is she asking for money to abort?

I tried to answer your questions:

First question how does your cousin in Lagos know this girl? He knows her.

second question why did you smoosh the girl without a hat for your jimmy? It happens. That's life.

third question, when you smooshed her did you bust a nut in her? Yeah, I bust three nuts in her.

fourth question how prepared are you to be a daddy? No, I'm not.

fifth question how come you didnt find out about her so called "tricks" untill after she told you she was preggos for you? I'm not psychic

final question: what does she want to do? is she having the baby or is she asking for money to abort? Don't know yet.
Romance / Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by jasonbod(m): 4:46pm On Feb 15, 2012
I had an incident with a girl recently who claimed to be pregnant by me. But the truth is now surfacing. As it happens, after she slept with me a few times and laid her claims a month later that I had got her pregnant, it so appears, my cousin in Lagos tells me, that she has pulled the same stunt on 3 other guys after she slept with me. Another truth coming to the surface is that she is REALLY pregnant this time. Question is, I wonder, who could be the father of the baby? Why do girls pull these tricks? Can anybody tell me?
Romance / Re: Guys Only*** Girls Who Go Around With Condoms : Smart Or Spoilt? by jasonbod(m): 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2011
You always get the impression a girl is loose when they carry condoms around.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Playas Needed! by jasonbod(m): 6:26pm On Feb 24, 2011
lol
Romance / Re: Men Cheat Than Women? You Need To Seriously Think Again! by jasonbod(m): 2:10pm On Oct 25, 2009
Well, it's about time the truth come out. Enough with all the secrets and lies.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Any Married Women Looking For A Fling? by jasonbod(m): 12:59pm On Sep 24, 2009
I like your style brother. Nice plug you got goin' on there.

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