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Politics › Re: Abaribe Says NASS Might Have To Takeover Government Economic Policy Direction by Jasseyfrd(m): 6:02pm On Oct 09, 2019

Lazy Senate

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 5:57pm On Oct 09, 2019

Lamanii22:
Loool you got that right bro..

At ur service

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Politics › Re: 2020 Budget: CUPP Says Budget Is Just A Heavy Travel Bag Which Is Empty by Jasseyfrd(m): 8:28am On Oct 09, 2019

It further described the budget as a ‘come and chop’ document that is high in volume and empty in substance.[/quote]Hahahaaa APC is a scam

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:11pm On Oct 08, 2019

sammchuck1:
Jezebel

Blood of kosii

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:09pm On Oct 08, 2019

sammchuck1:
Oga na lie! Na you patronize pass

I am not a play ... But grin

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 8:18am On Oct 08, 2019

BafanaBafana:
lwkmd
Bros hw u take know sef

For where just exaggerating

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 8:13am On Oct 08, 2019*

wayne4loan:
young man, u are a living legend in the olosho industry

Abstinence the best option

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 8:09am On Oct 08, 2019

Virginnn:
Professor!!!

My tutor, good morning ma.

Romance › Re: Why Are Ashawo Always Very Ugly? by Jasseyfrd(m): 11:23pm On Oct 07, 2019*

BafanaBafana:
They look spent. That's the word. The more you use a car, the older it looks. Ashawos are used anyhow like those police hilux. That's why they look like that.

Just because of ordinary erection

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.

2. Oga do fast naa.

3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.

4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.

5. U neva release? Haa!!!

6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.

7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.

8. Customer, customer hw far naa.

9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.

10. See ur small prick (chuckles).

11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?

13. Come I will do u well 2day.

14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef

16. Wetin u drink come?

17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.

19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.

20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?

22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.

23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.

25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.

26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.

28. Ds one don pass short time oo.

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?

30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

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Romance › Re: Okay oooo everyone can now contribute. by Jasseyfrd(m): 11:21pm On Oct 07, 2019

Preferable Black

Phones › Re: Take A Look At How Whatsapp Dark Mode Looks Like by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:41pm On Oct 07, 2019

Hmm

Politics › Re: Terhemba Iyo: Soldier Killed By Bokoharam When He Ran Out Of Ammunition In Borno by Jasseyfrd(m): 6:15pm On Oct 07, 2019

Nbote:
And our President took 1billion in dollars to fund insurgency in d North East... Yet we kip hearing such tales ... Na thunder go fire dis govt and it's supporters. I jus pity d families of d poor soldiers who are sitting docks and sacrificial lambs in dis insurgency business

U mean 1$billon to fund bokoharam

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jasseyfrd(m): 4:56pm On Oct 07, 2019

Talabitobi:
Vacancy exists for business clerks in an IT company

Location: Maitama, Abuja.

Interested applicants should visit eclathrconsulting.com.ng for more details and send their cover letter and CV to info.eclathrconsulting@gmail.com
Subject: Business Clerk

Application closes 10/10/2019

Ensure you visit the website for full job details before sending your application

Talabitobi:
Urgent vacancy for waiters

Location: Maitama, Abuja

Interested candidates should submit their application to info.eclathrconsulting@gmail.com

I am interested

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Mercy Wins Big Brother Naija 2019 (Photos) by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:32pm On Oct 06, 2019

At last

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Politics › Re: Police Killings: Concerns Over Delay In Releasing Of DHQ Report By Presidency by Jasseyfrd(m): 3:41pm On Oct 06, 2019

Life is short, inspector mark may ur soul never rest until u fight for ur self...missing u big brother... Always smiling and easy going.

Politics › Re: Maryam Uwais Sues Leadership Newspaper, Demands N2 Billion by Jasseyfrd(m): 3:55pm On Oct 05, 2019

sammyj:
The same court they refuse to obey!!! What an irony

What do u expect from ALL PAST CRIMINAL

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AZ Alkmaar Vs Manchester United : Europa League (0 - 0) On 3rd October 2019 by Jasseyfrd(m): 5:00pm On Oct 03, 2019

England play better game man u 2 -1

Travel › Re: More Photos Of Mooro Bridge In Kwara State Where Many Crawl To Pass by Jasseyfrd(m): 3:28pm On Oct 02, 2019

Unbelievable...

Business › Re: Has Anyone Gotten The CBN Creative Industry Financing Initiative (CIFI) Loan? by Jasseyfrd(m): 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2019

sonnie10:
You may not find the beneficiaries on nairaland. You may want to check CBN management girlfriends association,

Truth is bitter grin

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Car Talk › Re: 10 Cars Security Personnels Won't Stop At Checkpoints (Photos) by Jasseyfrd(m): 10:28pm On Sep 30, 2019

Are u a novice?
3days ago on my way back from SHP RIT.. A black tilted Prado was stop in from of us by Police, to my surprise it was a SENATOR

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Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A.... by Jasseyfrd(m): 10:00pm On Sep 30, 2019

Sincerely hmmm some years back...

My Problem Is How Did A Deeper Life Pastor Win A Car From HENEIKEN� Competition? grin

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Politics › Re: Donald Trump’s Congratulatory Message To Buhari On Nigeria’s 59th Independence by Jasseyfrd(m): 4:42pm On Sep 30, 2019

Hmmm

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Politics › Re: IGP Gives Directives Ahead Of Independence Day Celebration by Jasseyfrd(m): 4:40pm On Sep 30, 2019

I hope bubu will address the Nation and also tell us how he has fail woefully

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Clashes With Kennedy Achee, A Cameroonian Over Refugees by Jasseyfrd(m): 3:31pm On Sep 30, 2019

Blinkers:
Na wa for una oooo.

If e nor respond, na una go still talk say pastor nor dey help, say na to dey buy private jet and rip off their members.

This pastors are humans too. Stop gagging them when they have to reply to people who are out to mock them.

U guys should remember the servants of baa that was slaughter by Elijah.

Crime › Re: One Chance Operators & Their Cars Set On Fire In Abuja (Photos, Video) by Jasseyfrd(m): 2:00pm On Sep 30, 2019

Cosmatikka:
I hope dey burnt d idiots too?
I don't pity criminals cos if you've been their victim b4, u ll know how cruel dey can be.

I like ur comment, a friend of mine was kill by those criminal all because of 50,000 naira phone, the most painful part, his wife just gave birth

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Crime › Re: Security Personnel Beat Oride Operator To Death For Overtaking Them by Jasseyfrd(m): 10:16pm On Sep 29, 2019

They don't have orientation, most of them are just Animal in nature. What do you expect from them when the don't for training

Romance › Re: She's Older, How Do I Tell Her My Feelings? by Jasseyfrd(m): 10:09pm On Sep 29, 2019

Learn to control ur emotions. I have dated so many ladies in my place of work, it will make u unproductive and do u more bad than good.
I recommend a book for u title ART OF SEDUCTION by ROBERTS GREENE I believe it will of help to u and never u be shy of talking to a woman no matter the age the worst that can happen she will say no

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Romance › Re: If You Were In My Shoe, What Would You Do? by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:54pm On Sep 29, 2019

Why should any one be in ur shoe when we don't know how it inch u, as for me, I will advice to move on.
She never like u and she is a crosstitute( just be the best u can be and don't 4get there are so many fish in the ocean. Go for the best, soonest u will get the right one.

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Crime › Re: Police Confirms Arrest Of Officers For Extorting Software Developer by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:08pm On Sep 29, 2019

Na their come civic Right

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Crime › Re: Police Uncover Baby Factory In Lagos, Rescue 19 Pregnant Girls, Arrest 2 suspect by Jasseyfrd(m): 9:03pm On Sep 29, 2019

delishpot:
At least Yoruba and Igbo did something without tribalism for once. Just saying we should look unto the bright side.

Romance › Re: AMATASHA Is About To Wed A Bigboy' Funmisticqueen When Will Your Time Come? Lolz by Jasseyfrd(m): 4:46pm On Sep 29, 2019

Firstorderwizard:
A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

Celebrities › Re: Ex BBNaija Housemate, Jackye Go Braless As She Rocks Open Chest Outfit by Jasseyfrd(m): 8:57am On Sep 29, 2019

NobleAngell:
Where's the cleavage? Someone get me a torch light pls. I must find this cleavage.

Basket mouth..u no go Church?

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