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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jawd20: 3:20am On Sep 07, 2024
Any idea how much for fuel pump for camry 08, anyone?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by jawd20: 1:36pm On Mar 13, 2019
DMainMan:
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Second class lower without masters, can you still tty your luck?
SportsRe: Moment Real Madrid Fans Deserted The Stadium While Match With Ajax Was Ongoing by jawd20: 12:39pm On Mar 06, 2019
femi4:
Ronaldo is going out too next week. Some partnership are meant to be for life. Now both Madrid and Ronaldo are leaving th ucl at the same stage
be honest, after the first leg, did you not think ajax was going to lose? Anything can happen in football.
CrimeRe: Church Security Guard Caught With Military Uniforms In Kaduna State. Photos by jawd20: 7:07pm On Oct 23, 2018
I'm quoting you now.
BusinessRe: Tstv's CEO On The Run. by jawd20(op): 2:21pm On Oct 17, 2018
We truly believed this was going to be a great project. Well, guess we were wrong there
BusinessTstv's CEO On The Run. by jawd20(op): 2:20pm On Oct 17, 2018
TSTV's CEO Bright Echefu seems to be on the run with no meaningful execution of all their mouth watering features promised to Nigerians even after over a year of their proposed launch. A protest was held
to initiate refunds of millions of Naira to investors/ super dealers.
One of the protester, Oforkansi Oti had this to say:
"TSTV Africa is a fraudulent company that has defrauded tens of innocent super dealer of hundreds of millions of naira. Their CEO Bright Echefu is a rogue and has gone into hiding. Please, let's keep retweeting because Bright is still collecting people's money"

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Sitting Room Tastefully Furnished (Photo) by jawd20: 1:59pm On Oct 11, 2018
tetralogyfallot:
money cannot by good health bro. Steve jobs was one of the richest person on earth but he still died of pancreatic cancer. It can't even buy happiness. Anthony bourdain of CNN recently committed suicide despite the millions in his bank account. Mind you these are people that are by faaaaaar not even comparable to p-square entirely as a crew and not even one mr peter.
these are just two examples, what of the remaining humans that are rich and happy? Let's all stop using this yard stick. Thanks as you oblige.
CrimeRe: 5 Guys Drug And Rape 2 Girls They Met Via Facebook In Lagos - Photos by jawd20:
jbtobsyn:
I have the video. The thin happened in Abeokuta but foolish people are spreading false news. She wasn't raped.
CrimeRe: 5 Guys Drug And Rape 2 Girls They Met Via Facebook In Lagos - Photos by jawd20:
Adamummya:
I watched the video... those guys are wicked , but what cracked me up was when the girl said, they have 7 bed and one parlor while being fu*ked
Jokes EtcRe: Cheeky Reply EFCC Gave On Twitter by jawd20(op): 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2016
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Jokes EtcCheeky Reply EFCC Gave On Twitter by jawd20(op): 4:13pm On Dec 15, 2016
See the reply EFCC gave to a man who was confused as to which investment path to take.

LiteratureRe: Freedom Untold by jawd20(op): 10:38am On Oct 05, 2016
He was gradually coming too and felt that he was moving, where was he? He was too weak to even look and eventually passed out. He woke up to find himself in what looked like a hut, Kwalime tried to scream , just could not muster up the strength. At the door, a large figure came into the hut, he could not at first make out whoever or whatever was coming in because of the sunlight protruding into the room but as the figure got closer, he realize it was a man, dressed in animal skin,having it go across his chest so that it looked like he was using a shoulder belt, but part of his chest was bare striking terror in the eyes of those who would dare stare, he was probably a farmer considering the way he was dressed and probably in his early thirties also. He was a very dark man with very scanty hair on his head, his irises were dark brown and had the look of a predator. His arms were extremely large (sending cold chills down kwalime’s spine). “ wh…who are you?” Kwalime muttered as the man got closer. The man broke into a friendly smile (although Kwalime did not understand how that was possible) and said finally you’ve regained consciousness, although petrified, Kwalime was able to muster a smile.
Well, my name is Bunga and I’m a farmer, he had barely finished talking when a smaller figure entered the hut, oh yes, that’s my daughter Cercy included the farmer. I was on my cart on my way from the farm and found you on the Gwomba market pathway continued Bunga,that was all Kwalime heard, his mind was elsewhere, on Cercy. She was a brown skinned girl with long dark hair down to her back, her face was round shaped with beautiful brown eyes. She smirked a little at him and Kwalime was sure his heart leapt to his throat. She really was beautiful, Bunga stepped between him and Cercy obstructing his view of her. Bunga must have noticed he wasn’t paying attention. The look on Bunga’s face was clear “you go nowhere near her” Kwalime put on a fake grin, he tried sitting down but his arms were too weak to support himself, and he fell, back to the mat.
LiteratureRe: Freedom Untold by jawd20(op): 7:57am On Sep 23, 2016
continuation set to drop soon.
LiteratureRe: Freedom Untold by jawd20(op):
Continuation...
The early morning sun in Gwomba was already up in the sky, Kwalime had barely walked a mile when he came to the market place, raffia mats were spread out by sellers on either sides of the market at their different stalls. Pots of different sizes were displayed, from the cooking size to large water pots. At one side of the market line, he could see the ornament sellers with all sorts of jewelries, precious stones, cowry laced beads, necklaces, wristbands and the likes but he had his sights elsewhere.
He was headed for the food section at the end of the line, farmers and hunters section. It had become so scanty nowadays, he had been feeding here for over 2 weeks, taking scraps of whatever edible remnants he could find all in a bid to control the ever rumbling chaos in his stomach but the last three days had been different, the farmers and hunters had not been coming around, he could recall two farmers mumbling about how their colleagues had been going missing whilst going about their daily routine at the outskirts of Gwomba thereby deterring farmers from harvesting and hunters from hunting. All of these started happening when those pale looking men came to Gwomba town. Kwalime was about ten then, they had come as friends at first, acting as sojourners,bearing gifts to his mother who was the proxy leader of Gwomba till Kwalime came of age. They had offered teaching him their language,he partly stopped his combat (Archery and spear) training to learn how to read and write, he was 15 now,he had learnt their ways and language, but they had betrayed him, his family and his people. Oh how he hated them, he wanted to tear off his clothes (seeing as they were gifts from them) but that would leave him naked, probably not a good idea he thought. He made his way to the end of the market and unto the open road, his mother's last words continuously resonating in his head 'you are a prince Kwalime, don't you ever forget that' she said, 'the gods have chosen you, you must fulfill destiny' he snapped out to realize that he clenched unto something on his chest. It was the royal seal of Gwomba given by his mother, a rope necklace with a large round precious stone as pendant. He clenched his fists even harder,what a hard item he thought. He had barely got across the wide path when suddenly everything around him began to spin, he was weary, his five senses slowly shutting down and with a large thud, fell to the ground.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Obama Commends On Buhari's Economic Reforms by jawd20: 12:19pm On Sep 21, 2016
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LiteratureRe: Freedom Untold by jawd20(op): 8:11pm On Sep 19, 2016
comments needed
LiteratureFreedom Untold by jawd20(op):
He sat down there in the wake of dawn, the chilly air stinging his nostrils.he wore a worn out sleeve which must have omce been brilliant sky blue at it's prime. He had brown khaki shorts which were tattered, his hair unnaturally brown and unkept,those strands must had seen better days. His eyes brown as they were had sunk deep into their sockets as a result of malnutrition. He had thin rickety legs that seemed would come off their joints if pulled too hard. He took a look at himself in a puddle just before him,his dark reflection staring back at him filling his head with deep thoughts. Had it been 3 weeks back,he would still be in the comfort of his bed awaiting the magnificent rise of the sun, he had that view from the window in his room,oh how he missed the comfort of his room, all that would still be had the incident not happened to his mother, the thought of his mother brought tears to his eyes and was about running free but he comported himself and muttered some words under his breath. He looked up to the sky, it was grey, the sun was rising he stood to his feet, feeling weak but had to move on,he could not risk being seen …"i have to know it, i have to fufill destiny" he muttered and moved slowly disappearing into the misty fog, and so it began… to be continued.
CrimeRe: Police Arraign Four Women For Prostitution by jawd20: 7:17pm On Nov 25, 2015
na mama tinz
FoodRe: Female Blogger Makes Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina [PICS] by jawd20: 4:12pm On Nov 24, 2015
craze
CrimeRe: A “GUARDIAN Angel” Primary School Teacher Has Saved An 11-year-old Girl From A S by jawd20: 11:40am On Oct 20, 2015
hmm
CrimeRe: Motorcycle Thief In A Ghastly Accident While Running With Stolen Motorcycle by jawd20: 4:20pm On Oct 02, 2015
life sha
SportsRe: Footballer Chichi Igbo Puts Her Abs On Display In New Photos by jawd20: 1:22pm On Sep 18, 2015
lol
CelebritiesRe: Omotola's Son CaptainE Hangs-Out With Bono,D'banj And MI (Pics) by jawd20: 11:50am On Sep 01, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Weds On Stage by jawd20(op): 11:49am On Sep 01, 2015
HAPPY NEW MONTH
CelebritiesSean Tizzle Weds On Stage by jawd20(op): 11:49am On Sep 01, 2015
Sean Tizzle created a spot of drama onstage at last Saturday’s Star Music Trek finale when he carried out a mock wedding onstage while performing his hit track “Perfect Gentleman”.
Coming on a night of high drama and thrilling entertainment at the annual national music tour sponsored by Nigerian Breweries, the crowd appreciated the onstage spectacle and cheered wildly as the pop star first took off his bracelets, then his watch, then his coat, and finally his tie and threw them into the delighted crowd.
The night also witnessed performances from 2Face, Sound Sultan, Immaculate, MI, Joe El, Cynthia Morgan, Seyi Shay, Young Grey C, Runtown and many others,
See pictures from Sean Tizzle’s ‘wedding’ below:

CelebritiesSean Tizzle Weds On Stage by jawd20(op): 11:42am On Sep 01, 2015
Sean Tizzle created a spot of drama onstage at last Saturday’s Star Music Trek finale when he carried out a mock wedding onstage while performing his hit track “Perfect Gentleman”.
Coming on a night of high drama and thrilling entertainment at the annual national music tour sponsored by Nigerian Breweries, the crowd appreciated the onstage spectacle and cheered wildly as the pop star first took off his bracelets, then his watch, then his coat, and finally his tie and threw them into the delighted crowd.
The night also witnessed performances from 2Face, Sound Sultan, Immaculate, MI, Joe El, Cynthia Morgan, Seyi Shay, Young Grey C, Runtown and many others,
See pictures from Sean Tizzle’s ‘wedding’ below:

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Recent Standard CV by jawd20: 11:18am On Sep 01, 2015
bodeoni:
I already replied your mail. 'guy' is not a very good way to address someone you've never met. Impressions matter... Just saying
ooh....really am sorry, so sir, you were saying?
CelebritiesRe: [PHOTOS] 5Star Music Artiste “KCEE” Saw Hawking Recharge Cards by jawd20: 3:49pm On Aug 31, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Kanye West To Run For President Come 2020 by jawd20(op): 3:21pm On Aug 31, 2015
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CelebritiesKanye West To Run For President Come 2020 by jawd20(op): 3:21pm On Aug 31, 2015
Kanye West was conferred with MTV’s lifetime honour, the Video Vanguard Award, at the MTV Video Music Awards, yesterday, August 30; but he ended his acceptance speech in a rather unusual way as he declared plans to run for public office.

Rapper/ Producer Kanye West
The award was presented to him by erstwhile rival, Taylor Swift. The pop singer also credited West with having a strong influence on her career, adding that he’s had a tremendous music career himself.

The rapper’s speech is filled with a lot of surprises, the most notable being his desire to stick with and defend the art to any lengths.

“I will die for the art, and for what I believe in, and the art ain’t always gonna be polite,” he said.

The rapper also admitted to having smoked a bit of substance before getting on stage, even as he paused and motioned inarticulately a few times in the course of his speech.

But nothing came more shocking than his daring announcement on the night when, as he closed his eyes for split seconds, he went:

“And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020 to run for president.”

The speech ended, obviously, in minutes of hysteria from the audience as West descended from the podium having concluded his announcement.

See the full Kanye West acceptance speech below:



Kanye West is a respected rapper, married to TV and fashion personality, Kim Kardashian.

With the Power rapper’s intention, and if things pan out, America may be served by an eccentric First Lady in the person of Kim Kardashian West in a few years from now.

It remains to be seen whether or not the Wests will hold the office or not come 2020. Guys what do you think?

CelebritiesRe: ISIS Sets Four Men Ablaze In Iraq (horrific Photos) by jawd20: 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2015
God help us all

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