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[b][/b]My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.

One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, I’m going upstairs to my room, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!.

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!”.({})

I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms …NA GOD SAVE ME O!..

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It some how dark here......

If swimming is a good exercise to
stay FIT,
why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium
where
people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go
to
HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial
discrimination even in chess as the
WHITE
piece is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM
of
SPEECH, then why do we have
TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesn't grow on TREES
then why
do banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its
BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING
when its
already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP
others,
what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to DRINK
and DRIVE
why do bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are
In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With
Improved
Taste, Who Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder
Is Never
Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't
The Whole Airplane Made Out Of
That material?

How best can you inform a blind, deaf and dumb man that his mom's dead??

Anniettie ufia: [/color]

killed 30 people or
being killed by 30 people ?

Well , if it is still alive , then inform JTF; they know what to do.

truth is scary.....*lol*[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]

Anniettie ufia: [color=#990000]

killed 30 people or
being killed by 30 people ?

Well , if it is still alive , then inform JTF; they know what to do.

truth is scary.....*lol

killed 30 people or
being killed by 30 people ?

Well , if it is still alive , then inform JTF; they know what to do. [/quote] truth is scary.....*lol*

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Please advicePlease advicePlease advice

Scripture toasting


BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, i don't have one.
BOY: Gen 2:18 "The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, i wil make a helper suitable for him
GIRL: "But i don't love you
BOY: 1 John 4:8 whoever does not love,does not know God, because God is love.
GIRL: & how do i know you mean those words?
BOY: Mathew 12:34 for out of the abundance of the hearth mouth speaks.
GIRL: but how can i be sure that you're loyal& honest?
BOY Mark 13:31 "heaven & earth will pass away but my words will never pass away
GIRL: But why me? There are alot of girls out there
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.
GIRL: But what is in me that yu like?
BOY: Song of solomon 4:7 "you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you"
GIRL: But i'm not all that beautiful you're exaggerating
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "chram is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised
GIRL: What happens if i say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother & they shall become one flesh
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much
BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of law shall not depart from your mouth but you shall meditate on it day & night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will have good succes"
GIRL: Woow, I can see you really love God
BOY: Psalm 34:8 oh, taste and see that lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give time to think about it
BOY: Philipian 4:8 "finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever honourable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing
GIRL: oww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21 "Amen"

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To those ladies who are not nigerian but they are dating nigerian men, who are worried sick with the fear that nigerian men are not what they claim to be


here's to you:::

naija men are the most caring,deligent,prudent loving, provident, virile men you can ever find on planet earth (take it or leave it) i'm not sayin our men are "perfect" though because no human is perfect for we are all perfectly imperfect and that's what makes us unique................we've got a few bad eggs though, but i'm certain same applicable to your own country as well

for your own good, don't listen to gossips, for most gossips are born out of envy. So protect your r/shp from outsider bear this in mind;;;;;;

**naija men don't like women who nag.
**naija men don't like women who insults them.
**naija men don't like lazy women.
**naija men don't like women drowns themselves in alcohol and thinks the only thing to make him happy is s*x, just so you know naija men don't joke with their stomach........they love home made meal
**naija women who at every opportunity, is quick to remind them that (naija men) are whatever they are because of your help
**naija men don't take crap at all.....so don't bring this up

if you've got a naija man whom you genuinely love, pls look beyond the skin colour.....learn to see and treat him as YOUR man and not NIGERIAN MAN.................whising you and your beu very best




.......cest finite

cnnamoko: from my numerous tours all over 9ja, i have come to realise that these states are the most developed...just my observations, or what do you think?

1. Lagos
2. Anambra
3. Kano
4. Enugu
5. Akwa Ibom
6. Rivers
7. Kaduna
8. Oyo
9. Kastina
10.Delta

what about ilorin? kwara state capaital

SniperInADiaper: What the hell did I walk into?

Dude isnt bad looking but his ego kills it.

LOLZZ

SniperInADiaper: What the hell did I walk into?

Dude isnt bad looking but his ego kills it.

LOLZZ

SniperInADiaper: What the hell did I walk into?

Dude isnt bad looking but his ego kills it.

LOLZZ

SniperInADiaper: What the hell did I walk into?

Dude isnt bad looking but his ego kills it.

Lolzzz

SniperInADiaper: What the hell did I walk into? 

Dude isnt bad looking but his ego kills it. 
 Lolzzz

SniperInADiaper: What the hell did I walk into?

Dude isnt bad looking but his ego kills it.

Lolzzz

Princeojua: that's your business ok? I still believe in myself.... THANKS TO ALL THE LADIES, YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL.

u nid therapy, u sick in da brain

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See yhu!! :-XSee yhu!!

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