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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jaybim: 12:04am On Mar 18, 2018

Enyinne:
Carshopper I was there at ikeja command, its not the college . I just kuku go meet my guy wey be oga for Sars, he took me there to sign it with gis influence but unfortunately I wasn't with d form that I printed so I will repeat my visit on Tuesday. Someone gave me contact of someone that will also help me which I will pay 5k but who no like awoof . Thankz for the info .

How ? Please can you provide the link ?

Tint permit is free, print the form online and go to CP's office Ikeja, that's all we did. Don't know anybody and we didn't grease anybody

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Computer Market › Re: Laptop Keyboard Replacement In Nigeria by jaybim: 12:47pm On Feb 10, 2018

Hi, do you buy replacement parts? I have a lenovo g550 keyboard and screen for sale(other parts too)

Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 11:58am On Jan 23, 2018

Still On...

TV/Movies › Re: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by jaybim: 3:41pm On Jan 20, 2018*

looking for female actors for its upcoming stage play at
the 2018 Lagos Theatre Festival.

Auditionees must be:

Between the ages of 23-28
Intelligent
Pretty
Very well Spoken (English Language)
Available to attend a minimum of 10 Rehearsals

Download the audition script via the link below,
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1en0yDsDfUy_Oq0oD5cc2jStRpjDi0-8m
choose and record a video or audio of your preferred monologue,
send recording
Cheers

Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 1:12pm On Jan 19, 2018

SA...

Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 8:10am On Jan 13, 2018

Still Available...

Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 6:42am On Jan 12, 2018

Demeanor:
D Motor don taya unna na from mechanic workshop u de sell am

Like I said, You are welcome to come with your mechanic to certify the vehicle and if you aren't satisfied you walk. A Sale is that simple bro.

Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 10:05pm On Jan 11, 2018

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Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 10:04pm On Jan 11, 2018

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Autos › Re: HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 10:03pm On Jan 11, 2018

pics Ahoy

Autos › HOT SALE!!! 2008 Ford Explorer Xlt(registered) 1.3M by jaybim(op): 8:36pm On Jan 11, 2018*

Get this clean Registered 1st body Ford Explorer on the cheap.
Sound engine
Gear working perfectly
AC Chilling
3rd row seating
Fabric seats
Clean interior
Great tires and solid shocks

Ride is buy and drive. Ideal for individual use or as a family ride.
Come with your mechanic and if you want my guy can run diagnostics for u FOC...

Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by jaybim: 4:03pm On Aug 05, 2017

It is not the size of the weapon but the fury of the attack

Travel › Re: Mention The States You Have Been To In Nigeria by jaybim: 1:05pm On Aug 04, 2017

All except cross River, Rivers, Bayelsa, Taraba, Borno, Bauchi, Gombe, Kano, Jigawa, Adamawa, Benue, Ebonyi and Enugu.

Chai, so many...And I like to think I've been to almost all.

Flirting with the idea of doing a round trip via rail to Kano, but boko haram de scare me

Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, What Is Your Current Ringtone? by jaybim: 12:55pm On Aug 04, 2017

SAINTHUD:
boondocks soundtrack. I am the stone that the builders refuse,I am the visual,the inspiration that make ladies see the blue, I am the spark that make your ideas bright, the same spark that light the dark so that you can know your left from your right. I am the ballot in the box, the bullet in the gun,the inner glow that makes you wanna call a brother son, the story that just begun, the promise of what's to come and I will remain a soilder till the war is won......

That's my Brother's tone...Dope

Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, What Is Your Current Ringtone? by jaybim: 12:54pm On Aug 04, 2017

Da Rockwilder by MethodMan and Redman

Autos › Re: Has Anyone Bought A Car Through Nairaland?? by jaybim: 11:02am On Jun 02, 2017

Naturally some people online are legit and some are not. I had a bad experience with a seller i found here on nairaland when I was looking for a Corolla. I called him out on his thread after they jerked me around and wasted my time. I eventually got the Corolla from a guy on jiji.
Like others have said, don't part with a dime upfront or until due diligence has been done and you are totally satisfied.
Go with your mechanic, I went with 2, one to do a physical manual inspection and one to scan and run diagnostics.
Make sure papers are complete and if you can verify them, Gazuz of nairaland verified my customs papers for a small fee.
Drive to a bank at an area you are comfortable in and make payment.

Crime › Re: Photos From The Crisis In Idi Oro, Mushin As Rival Gangs Cause Mayhem by jaybim: 6:39pm On Apr 24, 2017

This is another reason poor people remain poor. What did the poor market woman selling her oil and Gari jejely do to the warring parties? Politicians wey de use dia destiny play table tennis dey, Dem no see Dem. Smh

"How boldly the lizard struts before the pigeon when it was the eagle he boasted it will confront"... Wole Soyinka.

Romance › Re: Having Sex On First Date, Does It Make A Lady Look Cheap? by jaybim: 11:08am On Apr 22, 2017

No... And if at all, it goes both ways imo

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholics Stage The Crucifixion Of Jesus At Ojo Alaba, Lagos (Photos) by jaybim: 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2017

jeffrizzy1:
this is crazy,playing the role of Jesus.....I hate this.

What is the significance?

Can any suffering be compared to the suffering of Jesus Christ?

ANNOYING!!!

No one is comparing bro. It's significant as a visual representation of Christ's passion.
Its like saying we should not even try to be Christian 'coz we can never come close to being like Christ.
It's all part of the ministration. When you read the Bible, when you fast, go to church etc you are following Christ's life and sharing his experience so that you can apply this for your salvation. Shall we then stop preaching coz we can never preach like Christ?
Besides what's so bad about it? I'd understand if you were upset that things were distorted or the portrayal is untrue or misleading. What harm could this pose??

Just try to be more accommodating.

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Crime › Re: Man Intercepted With Suspicious, Offensive & Dirty Fetish Items In Delta(pics) by jaybim: 10:30pm On Apr 12, 2017

Traditional worship isn't a crime, to the best of my knowledge

Education › Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 11:47am On Apr 03, 2017

davidif:
Yes my grammar is technically flawed especially since I am writing on a public forum to pass time but that's not the issue. The issue i raised here is when people use unnecessary language when they can use a simpler one. End of story.

Nothing personal bro...
What I stated, in a nutshell... You wrote the same way. Your piece could have been simpler, less verbose.
Some folks pointed it out too.
It's just the way we are.

Education › Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 3:00pm On Apr 01, 2017

Besides some obviously flawed grammar and almost zero punctuation, I'd say you are equally guilty of that which you have complained about.

Everyone writes from within a social fabric and that fabric to a large extent colours what he writes and how he writes it.

Education › Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 2:54pm On Apr 01, 2017

davidif:
I tried reading Naija newspaper and got was it tiresome. First of all, it's as if ~~this~~these guys were not taught how to summarize in journalism school. ~~There~~ Their reports are ~~waaaaaay~~ too long.
Secondly, the language is not even easy to follow and It looks like some of the writers are F. Scott Fitzgerald wannabe's they make it hard to read at times.
Lastly, there is ~~waaaaaay~~ too much fluff in the papers. If they will cut it down and tge unnecessary interviews with every politician who has ever served Nigeria since 1960 the average newspaper would probably be 10 pages at most.

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Education › Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 2:47pm On Apr 01, 2017

davidif:
As much as i love Naija and its people there are some things that really irritate me about the country and its the way they communicate with English language. Nigerians think that in ~~other~~ Order ~~for them~~ to express themselves in the English language, they have to uses flowery and superfluous words even when they know that a simple one would do. I came across this hillarious piece from the BBC that described this frustration ~~i have with Nigerians~~ and boy did it feel good to finally run into someone who shared my ~~frustration with the Nigerian people~~. Enjoy hahahaha.

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Politics › Re: FEC Approves N80bn For Second Niger Bridge, Roads Construction In 12 States by jaybim: 10:33am On Mar 23, 2017

saintmark88:
Can't u pple read, d 150million isn't for the construction of the road, which kind human beings dey this country sef, common to comprehend nah problem, dull brains everywere. The 150m isn't for construction if the road, it's for consultancy and engineering design..... U no c am der......

I was going to point it out but seeing how hard you have reiterated this fact and seeing how well your observations have been ignored, I have concluded that you and I are the only sane persons here. People do not read or listen to understand, they do so to respond.
It's the tragedy that we have become.

Sports › Re: Breaking News-leicester City Appoints New Manager by jaybim: 9:23pm On Mar 12, 2017

Never heard of him

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ikeja After Few Hours Of Rain Today by jaybim: 7:37pm On Mar 11, 2017

kYjelly2:
Why do you Ppl continue to blame the residents for littering

Guy, do you know of any country that is 100% crime free

You solve a problem after ooking at all possible causes, then the solution should trump those causes.

Close the drain and lets see how on earth litter would get in there.

So you want to enforce no littering on 200 million ppl Big dream.

Much as I understand your perspective as well as its validity I insist that the bulk of the cause lies with the indiscipline of lagosians.
Canals and storm drains obviously can't be covered.
Lagos has more subterranean drains than open ones. Most new drainages are now constructed with covers but you find missing slabs here and there with the open points becoming garbage bins. Don't you wonder how those slabs disappear?
Look around at the filth on the streets. When it rains where will all these wash into... The drainage.
Recently the waste collection arrangement had to be reviewed in the state because people weren't paying their bills.

It's not the governor who's doing the littering, it's lagosians so why shouldn't I blame lagosians. If we understand that the infrastructure is inadequate, why should we then go ahead to pile more load on it?

Autos › Re: Genuine Toyota Spare Parts by jaybim: 11:56am On Mar 11, 2017

Hi, I need 09 Camry headlights, Tokunbo. Do you have?

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ikeja After Few Hours Of Rain Today by jaybim: 9:58am On Mar 11, 2017

When una go troway every thrash throwable inside gutter and turn drainages and canals to dump sites una no know abi. There's no water body around the mainland like you have at vi, lekki and ikoyi yet u have this... Kwantinu. Y'all think its a miracle that u don't see scenes like this on bourdilon road?

Autos › Re: Cars Available For Sale by jaybim: 7:57am On Mar 11, 2017

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2007 TOYOTA COROLLA 1.650

2005/6 TOYOTA COROLLA SPORT 1.6

2003 MITSUBISHI GALANT MANUAL TRANSMISSION 430

PEUGEOT 406 MANUAL 470

2001 HONDA ACCORD ( BABY BOY) 580

BOUGHT BRANDNEW 2008 HONDA CRV 4M

I CAN BE REACHED ON 08172003684, 08056173266, BOTH NUMBERS ARE ON WHATSAPP.
HAVE A PLEASANT DAY!!

For your own sanity and safety disregard and run from these guys. They are as crooked as a fishing hook.
I called them up to buy "their" corolla. We agreed on a time and to meet at ligali... Send me your address so I know where exactly at Ligali, story. I got to Ligali and started calling for over an hour, he didn't pick. After calling and waiting for hours he calls back with one story and gives me someone else's number, that the car is with that person.
I call the number, Chinedu, he says he's coming with the car from ibeju. This is hours after the agreed time. I said OK, meet me at KFC on Ligali. Dude shows up over an hour later without the car. He tells me someone is bringing the car from Ibeju. I said, "but you told me you were coming from Ibeju with the car". At this point I'm ready to leave but the mechanics I went with ask me to chill. Ok... Call the guy bringing the car, we say. Dude says he doesn't have his number. We wait another 30 minutes, then dude says we should go to their shop on same Ligali to see the car. I said if the car cannot cone to KFC... Forget it.

These guys are frauds, scammers or something worse. Deal with them at your own risk

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Car Talk › Re: Car Quiz - Tell Us The Names Of These Cars Using Their Rear Lights by jaybim: 8:21am On Mar 02, 2017

8. Hyundai Sonata

1.Honda Accord
2. G Wagon
3. Ford Explorer
4. Lexus RX 350
5. BMW 3 series
6. Honda Civic
7. Toyota Camry
9. Mercedes Benz E Class

Business › Re: Naira Gains On Parallel Market For Four Consecutive Days, Now N480/$ by jaybim: 8:33am On Feb 25, 2017

Well put OP...I've tried to explain this to people but sentiments won't let some see.

The fall of the Naira or its rise is simply hinged on demand and supply. The more FX in circulation the stronger the Naira, which is what the new policy is doing.
Also the lower the demand for the available FX will strengthen the Naira even further and send the rates tumbling faster.

To put things in perspective. Oil is our major FX earner. The drop in prices which this government met as they assumed office was cog number 1. Cog number 2, militant attacks. 3, low foreign reserves.

While 1 and 2 above explain themselves, 3 now meant the the government could not withdraw from the foreign reserves to ensure FX liquidity (what they refer to as defending the Naira). This explains why the Naira weakened so dramatically when the present administration came in. They either keep depleting the reserves to satisfy the FX demand or ration the available FX, which they did.

As explained earlier by OP... Now the reserves are fairly fat, so the CBN can afford to defend the Naira by flooding the market with dollars. The higher the supply the lower the price.
So it's really nothing to do with Buhari or PYO.

There is however a limit to which it can drop IMO. Demand is still too high. We are still importing too much. Too many unnecessary items. Imagine people going to import gari, egusi soup, jollof rice... Haba!!! This here is the biggest problem if you ask me.

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