₦airaland Forum

NairobiWalker:
So beautiful that you had to download her photo. You can't find such in Nigger Area.

You like argument

Do you want to see my sis and my naija bae

XhosaNostra:
She's very pretty. What made you to pick a flower from a faraway land?

To see the difference between them and Naija flower

XhosaNostra:
I meant which one of your babe collection? Is it the one you were going on about a few weeks back?

No oo. I have dumped that one. That one has expired Na?

I'm now dating another one

tlann2:
So this is the reason why
You don't leave Kenya social media sites

T.. Man to be sincere with you. Your Kenya people are the ones inviting me to your group. I have many Kenya peeps?

obaaderemi:
No Nigeria no ECOWAS. You may cry all you want.

GBAM

XhosaNostra:
No, why would I do that? I dey crase?

Which one of our wives are you thinking of inviting?

The Luo girl

NairobiWalker:
1. You've definitely never been to Kenya.

2. You seem to think I've bought the lie that you have a Kenyan girlfriend? No buddy, I know it's a lie. You Naijas are so much in love with Kenyan babes you're having hallucinations about them. That's why you are always imagining you are dating one. Let me feed you to a photo of one Kenyan babe from my Luhya community.

Marjolein Blokland

https://www.marjoleinblokland.trainerize.com/files/upload/Home_banner_16082017_113358.jpg

Btw here is one of my kenyan sisi

NairobiWalker:
1. You've definitely never been to Kenya.

2. You seem to think I've bought the lie that you have a Kenyan girlfriend? No buddy, I know it's a lie. You Naijas are so much in love with Kenyan babes you're having hallucinations about them. That's why you are always imagining you are dating one. Let me feed you to a photo of one Kenyan babe from my Luhya community.

Marjolein Blokland

https://www.marjoleinblokland.trainerize.com/files/upload/Home_banner_16082017_113358.jpg

Lol I don't have time to argue with you? At least one of your brother here called Yobeez will tell you by himself how kenya girls are crushing over naija guys

He once protests in the group and called all the kenya girls cheap prostitute

And started praising the South Africa girls that, they're the best in Africa. That Kenya girls are useless. You can ask him if I'm lying.

When I saw that post, I was like this picture below?

tlann2:
Tylann is not a girl snatcher
We will only discuss matters pertaining Kenya
And how corruption is killing the Kenyan society

Lol I hear you

XhosaNostra:
@bolded, don't open another account pretending to be her, to yahoo the likes of Tylann I no trust you
But please, ask her to join. There're few foreign women here. Mama needs a squad to roll up & shut down threads with

I bet you like that a lot, the sexting

Hahahaha, why would I create another account lol? She will join, but you will create another thread for that discussion oo

NairobiWalker:
Why do all Nigerians here claim to have a Kenyan girlfriend yet they say Kenyans are ugly?

They're the ones crushing on us not we. Don't get shitt confuse, walker?

This ones are beautiful tho

tlann2:

By the way i have never had
Luo friend
Tylann is a good boy
We will just exchange ideas not bad things

By snatching her from me. Nah T.man, I know you very well

tlann2:
Mr Google translator

Has one of your Kenyan btches told you that

Indeed

XhosaNostra:
Haaa @ the last part. I'm hurt
Stop lying, just say you don't want her to see better tin for NL, jealous bobo

Bring her nah. I need a Kenyan female paddy

Hahaha. I'm not a jealous Bobo. But tbh with you! She knows how to talk naughty things

Sometimes we do argue about sex position

I do have many of them as a friend! They're lively tho

She will soon join Sha.

XhosaNostra:
You too dey like amebo abeg

Is she a sweet girl? Bring her over to NL

Lol Abegi, amebo no be handwork oo

She wanted to join but I refused? I don't want her to learn bad bad things from you and T.man

obaaderemi:
Make I relax dey watch.

Abi. Naso oo my brother? Take popcorn so that you go enjoy the movie

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. So every time something is said here, you run it past her just to know wetin dey sup?
Well, whatever. I care zero.

What tribe is that babe of yours? You don't wanna be on the wrong side of one of those Cynthia Rothrock-type chicas

LMAO @ The bolded. Nobody fit cheat me for anything oo. Yes of course Na, make I know the matter wey dey ground na

She's an Luo. Lol Xhosa at a time, no time to check time oo

theenchanter:
yeye dey smell.

I just dey free today.... I no go work.

Shey make we play small ni?

Play by this time of the day? Abegi, leave matter for Mathias joor.

The Yoruba people say. The piking wey dey carry for back no know say journey far

Vaxx vs theenchanter

ROUND 3, FIGHT

XhosaNostra:
Good, we're going to need more of her services for when they start gossiping

She's there for us at anytime but what if they gossip about you and you can't find the meaning, and I am not around by then. What will you do

XhosaNostra:
You go, Jay! Google translate?

Hahaha. I didn't Google it? A Kenya bae translate it for me

The Federal Executive Council (FEC) has approved a new scheme that is targeted at creating employment for 60,000 Nigerians aged 18-25 years.

This was announced Wednesday by the Minister of Budget and Planning, Udoma Udoma while briefing State House correspondents at the end of the meeting of the council chaired by President Muhammadu Buhari.

Mr Udoma said the new scheme is called the N-Power knowledge multi-track youth empowerment programme.

He said under the scheme, 12,000 unemployed or under-employed graduates aged 18-25 yrs will be trained and given relevant devices afterwards.

He also said the training will be on mobile computing and commonly used electronic devices.
Mr Udoma said the programme, which will be run under the National Social Investment Programme (NSIP), is open to all unemployed graduates.

He also said after the training, each of the initial 12,000 selected and trained “will be empowered to train five other youth, leading to additional 60,000 jobs”

He said the contract for the programme was awarded to Softcome Ltd working with the officials of NSIP.

The minister also said the federal government will spend N259,000 per youth on the training while an additional 207,000 will be spent for work tools.

He put the value of the programme at N5,595,669,250 with a completion period of nine months.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/323787-just-in-fec-approves-new-employment-programme-targetting-60000-youth.html&ved=2ahUKEwj3p_jVzbbhAhVzAWMBHV3oAdAQqOcBMAB6BAgKEAQ&usg=AOvVaw0KtRlXPsuTD96jiDSrwpsX

XhosaNostra:
True.

What does the 2nd part mean?

It means. The thing you're denying/ ignoring is preventing others from sleeping

XhosaNostra:
Sunnyside is like Little Lagos. Too many Nigerians there.

He gist me many things about South Africa. That made me fall in love with South Africa

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Abuja

Jabi Lake, Abuja

Coco Restaurant, Abuja

PetroDollax:
What kind of nonsense talk is this? The only reason I am on nairaland is because of the deliberate ploy by you Nigerians to constantly denigrate Ghana and Ghanaians. Apart from Ghana and Ghanaians, I have absolutely no interest in anything else on nairaland. Who is interested in Shitnigeria, a certified zoo! Fuckeduppedness why will anybody want to come to nairaland when all you read is terrible news? Nigerians take delight in deceiving themselves

Obaaderemi you see weting I dey tell you abi

obaaderemi:
I am trying to imagine in my head what a mad pig would look like and behave like.

LMFAO Seriously that guy behave like animal

JaceBlaze:
Am I that bad?

No oo you're trying, Seriously you're trying? But the pidgin is just funny?

XhosaNostra:
Where was his staying here? No, perhaps he meant they're in the same province. No be the same tin now.

He stays at Cape Town? But he has been to Pretoria, Sonny side!

Lol but he dey close to Pretoria abi!