₦airaland Forum

BrTune:
A lady came to complain to my Mum, as my mum is something like a mother figure and well known in the church.
According to her, Her husband was sent out for a 6months special training in the U.S.
And so when he returned that night she knew it was going to be a serious sexual rendezvous.
She made sure her children had eatn, done their assignments and then tucked her children in bed.
As she expected they had a sex marathon, round after round, until they laid spent in bed, while laying down her husband began flipping through channels, until Devil made him to open a channel that was airing blue films.
(Am about to catch a flight, would update this thread later) plz bear with me.

am also About to catch a flight ,will comment later

lagmostkuit:
This should be d correct answer. 1bottle of Origin for u!

thank you

So d guy can come for the funeral na..

Angels.. to help him locate d man that killed him

ellechrystal:
Yea right, Gej is indeed at fault,
Am sure he is d reason they r killing in iraq
He is d reason iraq's govt ve not been able to flush them.
He is d reason they r in Syria, lybia, Turkey etc
Wat a clueless n ignorant display
He is also d reason they ve been beheading American n British citizens n these countries ve not been able to wipe them, even with their sophisticated weapons n tech
He is also d reason ppl volunteer to fight for them especially Jihadist John.
Rubbish

my sister fools will always be fools..just leave them

CrazyScientist:
America haven't been able to flush them out, but to expect one old general from 'Nigeria' to go and rescue someone from isis

my brother dnt stress yourself pls, leave this clueless fool

RaeMystix:
Some folks were just born with no conscience whatever.

things hard nd man must chop

RaeMystix:
I actually do feel sorry for this woman. She although could pass for the dumbest person in existence, but she also must have been very unlucky in love, and therefore very desperate to be loved. Such a shame.

I've seen worse

OXYGEN011:
My mum will rather let dogs bleep her than to let filthy boko haram mumugerian do dat.

if u hate Nigeria So much , then what are u doing on nairaland? why dont u go to Ghana land or cedi land.. So even if countries want to criticize Nigeria Ghana too will come out.. y'all ain't even up to one state in Nigeria. Now I knw y buhari sent y'all packing

Francman:
'Surrendering' even as d OP is still writing?!

lol

Vickydera2:
I hate guys that chew gum in my front n blow it. #irritating

.cos of u...from today, I'll stop chewing gum

op!!
where u hear dis one from again, na ur type dey carry rumor wey fit cause riot

lol..Ah swear some girls dey kill spirit

MzNelly:
Romantic?
My brothers from the east please

u sabi something

huh?

March for dictatorship





#never again

parkhurst:
...Are you better off now than you were 6 years ago before President Jonathan was sworn in as president after the death of President Umaru Yaradua? Are Nigerians living a higher quality of life now than before because they have access to better, good paying jobs, better healthcare, better education and infrastructure, power or electricity that has removed the need to invest in diesel generators? What is your perception of corruption in the country?

Follow links in my signature, NL is blocking any information that does not or may not favour the current government...?

are these the only words u knw? any where I Enter, I see u posting dis same shiii

Viktor1983:
[size=40pt]God Bless Nigeria[/size]



Invincible? There's no car that is invincible except if what u mean is invisible. Innoson vehicles ply nigerian roads. Their trucks are used by Anambra vigilante services .
The Commuter buses ply abuja roads,their SuVs are even used by a couple of government parastatals too.
Enugu state uses their commuter buses and waste trucks
If your governor supports"Made in Nigeria initiative" he would have bought one for your state.

http://www.innosonivm.com/en/ProductList.Asp

God bless you

op nice guys get grade

bros u no drop number oo

the op is a fool, u want to date a foreign gal, u will die a virgin.
I've met with foreign gals, nd they are not in any way better than our Nigerian girls. some are So cheap that u can bleep Dem on ur first date, dnt even get me started with d money mongers.
ps: if ur momcy no open for ur father, them for no born u.

So because they mentioned Igbo some people want to kill them selves... why?? d Yoruba's ruled, the Hausa's ruled then why not the Igbos, or dnt they have equal rights. I hear d Hausa's saying it is their birthright to rule...
really? everyone has the right to vote nd be voted for So if God has destined an Igbo man, a Yoruba or even a tiv, So be it.But we all need to stop this tribalism shiii

looks like a Yoruba boy to me. no offence

I was d ronaldo of this sport then...

Efostick:
Any cuter dude should drop pix...nd the qirls i'll choose a winner!!

Who z up for the challenqe?

.a challenge?? really??

He won't keep his word

God help us

d Don ♚♚ is never tired of giving....more alerts to ur account

y'all saying why not mourinho instead of Wenger, u think mourinho with his pride nd ego would offer to train or coach our team...wenger offered to do so, d least we could do is show a little appreciation

we don't have spiritual eyes So we make do with wat we see

[quote author=Yustash001 post=31073691][/quote]if u qoute me again I go knock ur teeth