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This is not funny

Imagine me as a guy... will now be using my own my dey suck another man di*ck. Come dey receive another man di*ck inside my anus...walahi “gayism” is something that transcends normal human thinking aswear!

Ewww

countryfive:
We can see the pain clearly written all over their faces 2019 elections will be different from 2015

2015 was se and ss against the rest of the country
But 2019 will be se + ss + middle belt + ne and about 40% of Christians and south easterners
(Developers) living in the southwest

Its won't be Christian vs Muslim
But Muslim vs Muslim , northerner vs northerner
That's why I pity people who brag and say buhari
And tinubu alone will crush PDP

Buhari has lost Benue , taraba, jos , kwara and even southern Kaduna, Adamawa and sotoko
Will vote for atiku because he is their person
Dino will definitely deliver most part of kogi
With over 90% votes from IMO, anambra, ebonyi,
Enugu, abia, calabar, delta, bayelsa , akwaibom ,
Rivers state ,

Facts! Facts!! Facts!!!... 1 crate of champagne for you!

The is the final proof needed that however great Messi is, he will forever be in the shadow of Cristiano Ronaldo when their respective performances for club and country are brought in to the equation.
For the last and final time, a like for Cristiano Ronaldo and a share for Leonel Messi

NtoAkwaIbom:
Goood..
I feel Davido and Wizkid are just amazingly blessed and we should all savour them while they last.

Wizkid can flow on anything as in, the air could be whistling from a whistling pine tree, and wizkid will drop on the beat and kill it.

Davido knows how to blow things up, call him Osama or anyting, he can just throw 5stones outside and all of them will blow the country up, talk of "fia" "If" etc..
He just knows how to give you songs that will blow ur party up... Shoutout to his beatmaker, the guy deserves half of his award.

I feel, both should go on an African tour, Wizkid should break Davido into the global Market, and we will blow the world up..
One love, to them. #MusicLover #LoveConquersAll.

You were making sense until you said “Wizkid should break Davido in the global market...”
Like seriously??

angels09:
If you are fortunate to meet professor Festus he can teach for six active hours nonstop. Especially if his team arsenal FC loses a match.

You sound like you did a Ph.D course work in the department of Economics.

I am in support of jungle justice to armed robbers and kidnappers WHEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED.

ceejay80s:
Its a simple case , u can become a millionaire over night, just report to ncc, police and FCC and also get a lawyer, they will pay u half of what ncc told mtn to pay ,since they are not ready to do their job, I don't understand how u can do a sim swap or welcome back without a form of identification , na u dey slow, if na me, I go don go price the two jeep wey I go drive after I win the court case

This is just d plain truth about what you shud do

Chad has executed 10 members of Nigerian Islamist militant group Boko Haram by firing squad, a day after they were sentenced on terrorism charges, security sources said on Saturday.

“They were shot this morning at the Massaguet firing range,” said one of the sources, referring to a city about 60 km (40 miles) northeast of the capital N’Djamena.

Among the executed was Mahamat Moustapha, a 30-year-old Cameroonian who was accused of masterminding a series of attacks on N’Djamena.

More than 40 people were killed in those attacks in June and July, prompting Chadian President Idriss Deby to introduce a series of tough new anti-terror laws.

Chad is a leading country in a regional 8,700-strong military task force fighting Boko Haram. Mr. Deby says the jihadist insurgent movement could be destroyed by year end.
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=894431980649483&id=367170916708928

All I see is an attempt to produce an APC senator so that the SE can produce the senate president.

greatmarshall:
Na dia money dem dey make Na...

Illiteracy like yours truly runs in d blood
Even when the caption of the story clearly reads VOLUNTEERS you are here talking trash about money
Who say u shouldn't join them to make the money?
Nonsense!!!!

courage54:
Am from Niger-Delta and a christian but am voting for Buhari along side with my entire Family.

What can I say I have gained from this present government for the past six years?

1.I still queue up to buy fuel at filling station even at a higher price
2. I even paid my hard earn money to get a government job but instead of getting the job I ended up thanking God that I wasn't among those that lost their lives in the process
3. Even as am typing this now am using a generator to charge my phone in order not to miss my darling nairaland for too long
4. My immediate younger sister is at home now because her school is on strike (that is UNITY schools)
5. What about my friends that are still unemployed after many years of service.
6. A neighbour of mine just lost her new born baby because of health workers strike.
7. Our sisters are still in captivity in the north and nobody is doing anything about it, so I don't think I will like to continue like this for the next four years so I demand a change and only BUHARI can bring that change.
8. The only achievement I can record for this administration is the boom in corruption where barely everyone that is close to the govt is now a private jet owner.

Enough of This Jonathan govt of "Lootocracy: Govt of Looters where stealing is not corruption".

Is only a fool that will continue to do things the same way and expect a different result, So Let's Make The Right Choice.


God Bless Nigeria
God Bless Niger-Delta
Sai Buhari

Correct
I am from Niger delta as well but I want jonathan shown d way out shamefully

this one filly gets me so scared of ageing tho.......but sha ageing is inevitable...

lalasticlala: stephonora okere

Saint obi

Hilda dokubo on a movie set many years ago & now

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I can authoritatively say dat Kenya is not supposed to be in dat list. dat country is more developed than nigeria