I read this to the hearing of my 14 months-old daughter and this is what she did.........







..................it was either she wanted to call Sambo to confirm the story or she was calling Kirikiri to make a cell reservation for him.

baybeeboi:
she play pass Mikel?

What is a Mikel? Or you mean Mikelis Obilis (botanical name for snail)?

politricks:
Shut up you cannot even trek from your brain to your hands and you are here critisizing.

Did someone say the maid's name is Suarez? (Oh, okay. Elizabeth)
Mortal Combat (the series)

Herbalist and prophetess collabo oooo
Oya bankers make we collabo
If you no get money, you know where to borrow
Na gbajue people dey here so

Beremx:
Buruji Kashamu

The name sounds like someone who is a drug baron sef. Who else bears such name?

Not a few Nigerians will readily take up that name, if only to be free from fuel scarcity

Shebi na free one-way ticket to US? Abeg, make I change my name to Buruji Kashamu sharp sharp!!!

If he truly want to help his sick friend, why didn't he sell his house? Or better still, take a loan and use his house as collateral?
By the way, what does he do for a living? How are we sure he didn't build the house with proceeds from criminal activities?
Until he answers these questions, eewon nile obo

I just hope America's prediction that Nigeria will cease to be one entity by 2015 is not about to manifest.
Just musing

muchex:
Who the F**k is omokiri?

Omo kirikiri [son (or inhabitant) of Kirikiri]
- new Oduduwa advanced learners' dictionary.

uduokirika1:
Warri Wolves vs Abia Warriors XI ‪#‎WOLABI‬

Abia List

Joseph Onuoha - 1
Ndifreke Effiong - 21
Garba Mohammed - 15
Chukwuemeka Nwabalogu - 6
Austin Obaroakpo - 16
Erhun Obanor - 4
Binaebi Johnson - 20
Bolaji Sakin - 11
Chisom Chikatara - 10
Kalu Nweke - 32
Ifeanyi Onyeali- 12

Subs

Chinedu Udeh - 35
Osita Egbo - 5
Ogbonnaya Okemmiri - 14
Nnaemeka Anyanwu - 27
Alhassane Dosso - 13
Atu Irumekhai - 23
Moses Odoh - 18

Jerseys nos 7 & 9 missing in both teams.
Possible repercussions:
We may not see lots goals and wing play may not feature prominently.
#NineForYekini
#SevenForFinidi

I be like...............
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In that part of Lagos, it's all man to himself.
But sha o, ogbeni Kola gungo, shey you wan kill essikay ni?
Eewon dey smell for your head

Story for the cocks

RaDaZaBaNa:


Sir read d Post !!! it was never said anywhere that he committed any offence..Ur username no match your comment at all

So, without cause they just pounced on him and started beating him, abi?
Much as I don't support the policemen's action, for those incompetent, lazy men/women to just sit down and "strongly condemn" the policemen's actions and demanding "mere" apology, is enough to convince me that the guy don shit for church come take bible clean up.

No 3 kills it. All are cool though

In which country are they contesting? Chile?
Nexy chapter please

@ OP: by now I'm sure you'd be more confused than ever before on what you should do, going by all the contributions so far. What if after a while, these kids wise up and decide to frame you up as the molester. The besst thing to do under this circumstance is to tell their parents immediately.