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Family / Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by Jaydeebaba(m): 5:53pm On Jun 13, 2015
Bugatie:


Free the innocent girl jare

Shame on you

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Family / Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by Jaydeebaba(m): 5:49pm On Jun 13, 2015
masquellett:
I don't know if this is the right room to post this, but am really disturbed.

I was watching "This morning" on TVC this morning when this little girl and her siblings walked in. She will be clocking 3 this year as I heard. They usually come around like that and most times I joke and play with them.
Today, when this little girl came in. She jumped on my legs, so I left her to sit on my laps while I watch my program.

Before I knew what was happening, I felt a touch on my joystick. At first, I was confused. I looked at her to know if she did it on purpose or not. I removed her hands to be sure, then I continued to watched my program. Then again. She started rubbing my joystick!

At that time. I knew something was wrong. I didn't know how to caution her, because I never believed a girl of 3 would know what a joystick is and not to talk of rubbing it with her hand.

Then, I dropped her on the floor and used a pillow to cover my laps and joystick. I was watching what her next step would be. To my greatest surprise, this girl came again, removed the pillow, sat on my joystick and starting making some funny moves. I was dumbfounded! I had to spank her hard and I sent the whole kids outta my flat. It was embarrassing.

So right now. Am still confused, I think someone around the neighborhood is molesting this little girl, the mother is not around, only the dad. I intend reporting her to her mother when she comes back. What' do you think about this?


I believe talking to her father is more sensible. The mother might handle it wrongly and you could end up being falsely accused.
And, for whatever reason, don't allow her into your flat again.

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Politics / Re: Fashola, Segun Oni, Amaechi, Ezekwesili, Danbazzau May Make Buhari’s Cabinet. by Jaydeebaba(m): 11:09am On Jun 13, 2015
utumunta:
Baba go slow! Tinkering, hankering and pandering to so many whims and caprices. The Buhari government is fast proving to be the biggest scam Nigerians had ever been taken on. The man exhudes confusion and indecision. After three weeks, he has not appointed an SGF or Chief of staff because he is consulting?

Well, I am indifferent. Thank God President Michelle of West Germany is my friend.

Oga, there is no such thing as West Germany. Germany became one again since the fall of the Berlin Wall. Funny you don't even know the country where your 'friend' is President.
I dey laff like baboon wey back akpako for hunter wife.
Politics / Re: Fashola, Segun Oni, Amaechi, Ezekwesili, Danbazzau May Make Buhari’s Cabinet. by Jaydeebaba(m): 11:02am On Jun 13, 2015
Tightguy:
Exactly 14 days after his inauguration , PMB is yet to appoint an SGF or chief of staff. That makes me suspect there could be a lot of in-house politicking and interest groups in the party that want to be pacified.
It doesnt take rocket science to predict that the likes of BRF , Dambazzau , Fayemi , Amaechi , Prof Utomi , Chris Ngige , Ogbonnaya Onu , +/- Madam due process , would make it to PMB's cabinet. I really dont see reasons why Oyinlola , Segun Oni , Kawu Baraje are doing on that list undecided shocked.
Meanwhile i thought the NASS has deferred plenary till June 23 , so who is PMB forwarding the list to next week ? shocked undecided undecided

Exactly. On point jare.
Seconded

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Politics / Re: Buhari Plans Military Shake-up, Angry With DSS by Jaydeebaba(m): 7:52am On Jun 13, 2015
ideykwum:
I'm beginning to get worried too!! What's all the talk on DSS! A president for everybody shouldn't be vindictive! It's a petty and childish trait!


So he should surround himself with'enemies within' so as not to appear vindictive, shey?
If you were in his shoe, would you sleep with both eyes closed when the likes of Marylin Ogah are still lurking around?
Give me a break jo!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: Women's World Cup (0 - 2) On 13th June 2015 by Jaydeebaba(m): 11:46pm On Jun 12, 2015
Breaking news: match to be replayed on neutral venue (Iraq)
Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves Mosque Without Convoy Or Sirens by Jaydeebaba(m): 5:19pm On Jun 12, 2015
Immune1:
THAT'S a 2015 Mercedes benz S-CLASS...............Frugal government my A**.......

So, make him for dey use Volkswagen 1980 model abi?
Your brain works like a corrupted 242mb memory card.

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Celebrities / Re: Nairaland User Joseph Edgar Narrates Ordeal With Majek Fashek This Morning by Jaydeebaba(m): 2:42pm On Jun 12, 2015
LAfricana:
chai.... no i dont want to believe thats majek... shocked
Better believe. That's him for sure.
Politics / Re: The National Assembly Complex: A Closer Look (photos) by Jaydeebaba(m): 8:48pm On Jun 10, 2015
tociano009:
J

Jaydeebaba

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Crime / Re: Hotel Attendant Teams Up With New Girlfriend To Beat Up Old Girlfriend In Lagos by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:27pm On Jun 10, 2015
TVTKOKO:
G
Gobe
Politics / Re: Marwa, Supporters Join APC by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:08pm On Jun 10, 2015
Buba Marwa switches parties faster than a danfo driver switches lanes.
He can join AIT or BRT for all I care.
***looking for ogogoro joint***
Crime / Re: Lebanese Drug Trafficker Arrested By NDLEA by Jaydeebaba(m): 10:10am On Jun 10, 2015
hakeem4:
which kain techno u dey use sef

I sure say na bontel phone im dey use

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Crime / Re: Lebanese Drug Trafficker Arrested By NDLEA by Jaydeebaba(m): 10:09am On Jun 10, 2015
naijainfogalery:
Its like the more they announce catching someone the more attractive this thing gets. For example see cigarette:
They started with smoking is dangerous to your health this was when less than 1% of the population were smoking but immediately they changed it to Smokers are liable to die young omo the numbers increased.

may be stories like this should stop making headlines lol

Mehn! Seems the took pity on Nigeria's economic dilemma occasioned by dwindling crude oil price, so he wants to help us generate revenue through cocaine exportation.
BTW, I think we should sign a treaty with Indonesia, such that anyone caught trying to smuggle hard drugs in/out of Nigeria should be extradited to Indonesia.
Shikenan
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Political Career Is Over - Bode George by Jaydeebaba(m): 9:01am On Jun 10, 2015
This man sha!
So because YOUR political career is over, you want as much co-travellers as you can get to follow you to retirement, shey?
So Tinubu has the VP, National Chairman and a couple of governors in position. What or whom have you godfathered into an elective post in your entire political career?
Come, you never go exile?

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Politics / Re: Saraki 'Elected' Senate President While APC Senators Were Meeting With Buhari by Jaydeebaba(m): 12:53pm On Jun 09, 2015
The PDP should have just carried out a 'coup' since they have the majority at that time.
Saraki dynasty been dubious since the time of Othman Dan Fodio.
Crime / Re: Evangelist Kills Herself Because Her Husband Couldn't Satisfy Her In Bed by Jaydeebaba(m): 4:32pm On Jun 08, 2015
AnneMomoh:


dot?
Com
Celebrities / Re: Davido Clarifies his Result + Photos from His Graduation Ceremony by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:47pm On Jun 07, 2015
[quote author=duduade post=34526345]Bullshit.. obviously Davido no know book.. he graduated with second class... imagine its either a second class UPPER OR LOWER. .. he wasn't specific. .. dumb boy...[/quote

I think you are the dumb one here.
I mean, if you don't know that 2.1 means second class upper division, then you deserve two medals.
One for being such a dumbass. And the other in case you lose the first one
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Pics To Spicen Up This Cold Morning by Jaydeebaba(m): 10:47am On Jun 05, 2015
Gepheral:
Hahaha I love this

*in an ajebo girl's tiny voice* like, seriously?
Politics / Re: Houseboy ‘Steals’ Ex- Minister Akinyemi’s N11m Watch by Jaydeebaba(m): 10:16am On Jun 05, 2015
yemmynoni:
as he don steal am........... na GodWin

Now im don dey for court.....na Godwin
If dem send go jail......na Godwin
Politics / Re: Governor Tambuwal, Deputy Declare Their Assets by Jaydeebaba(m): 4:04pm On Jun 04, 2015
I guess this is what you mean

Politics / Re: How Nigerian, AU Officials Maltreated, Cheated Ebola Volunteers In Liberia by Jaydeebaba(m): 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
lalasticlala:



http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/184347-investigation-how-nigerian-au-officials-maltreated-cheated-ebola-volunteers-in-liberia-sierra-leone.html

Baba Buhari, I trust you on this. Kindly ensure all Nigerians involved in this are brought to book.
Also, a high-level representation to the AU should be initiated to ensure the volunteers got every dime due to them.
Jokes Etc / Alangba Conpresife Coleje by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:30pm On Jun 03, 2015
Teacher: why are you beat your junior student?
Student: he ruded to me, sir
Teacher: common corrected yourself
Student: he is ruding
Teacher: what?
Student: he do mtsheww for me
Teacher: yeye boy, common English you cannot spoken
Principal (entering the staff room): conconbility teacher, common correction you cannot corrected

Lobatan!!
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Capable Of Leading Nigeria - Edwin Clark by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:12pm On Jun 03, 2015
laidian:
http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-capable-of-leading-nigeria-edwin-clark/

GEJ, those for you are now much more less than those against you.
Even those for who are you are now turning against you. Life!!!
Politics / Re: Price List Of Sessions At Aisha Buhari's Beauty Institute by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:04pm On Jun 03, 2015
chimkaire:

I'm wide awake too cool cool cool

Cheap crack makes one delusional. When you are asleep, you get the impression that you are awake. Don't worry, it will wear off (if you don't go back to it, that is)
Politics / Re: Price List Of Sessions At Aisha Buhari's Beauty Institute by Jaydeebaba(m): 6:00pm On Jun 03, 2015
Serex66:

can you please educate yourself Sir... the 137 million is not her money its from partner companies like Dangote, Dana and De United foods (indomie makers). Yes its her foundation but she has sponsors who partnered with her for the project

Don't mind I chop dodo jare
Politics / Re: Price List Of Sessions At Aisha Buhari's Beauty Institute by Jaydeebaba(m): 5:59pm On Jun 03, 2015
winniz:
I really underestimated the dumbness of these APC clowns, from your fake site to these cooked up spa figures, from she's wearing a knock off watch to she can afford to buy a £35,000 watch.

Family / Re: Please Save Me From Myself, My Husband Cheated On Me, I Tried To Kill Myself by Jaydeebaba(m): 4:41pm On Jun 03, 2015
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tonychristopher:
I JUST CANT IMAGINE WOMEN SAY YOUR HUSBAND SINE ANOTHER KONGO U WAN KILL URSELF INSTEAD OF ASKING YOURSELF HOW COME YOU ALLOWED HIM DO IT


YOU CAN COMIT SUICIDE BUT PLS DONT KILL YOURSELF

F9 for you if you are in secondary school, F for you if you are in higher institution and below average rating for you in other categories.
Family / Re: Please Save Me From Myself, My Husband Cheated On Me, I Tried To Kill Myself by Jaydeebaba(m): 4:37pm On Jun 03, 2015
chowlade:
Do it back to him. dont let him have a clue dat u did it

I disagree with you as the op only want to overcome her emotional trauma. Getting back at him the way you suggested, to me, is not the best way to achieve that.
Obviously, you are not married yet, so you equate boyfriends and husbands.
Politics / Re: “I Was Worried I Would Be Booed,” Jonathan Admits As He Returns Home by Jaydeebaba(m): 8:35pm On May 29, 2015
elipheleh:
This fake news papers Sahara reporters are lies.
My family house is in Bayless and nothing of booing happened

I'm sure you read the story from right to left. Or, you never read it at all.
I'm not even surprised that you couldn't spell Bayelsa correctly.
Sports / Re: Eniola Aluko Wins Chelsea Women's Player Of The Year Award by Jaydeebaba(m): 5:05pm On May 27, 2015
baybeeboi:
this is Nonsense.
.
Wait, them d try tell me say she play pass Mikel?

nonsense.

What is a Mikel? Oh, never mind

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Politics / Re: FG Begins Distribution Of N5bn Clean Cooking Stoves: Leadership News by Jaydeebaba(m): 10:19am On May 27, 2015
gen2briz:


Na to spread the season film inside sun make the thing dry, since she don wash am.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: FG Begins Distribution Of N5bn Clean Cooking Stoves: Leadership News by Jaydeebaba(m): 10:11am On May 27, 2015
bakila:

Na God catch them. They want to use this stove as campaign tool, but it was delivered late.


You are right jare

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