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NOETHNICITY:
are Northerner stopping u in d south from doin what u like wit ur sschools? Why re u guys sooooo jealous of evrytin d north!

mr man i lived all my life in the north.. so i know wat am saying.. u guys neva accept the truth

Northboy:
Is Good Friday and Easter Monday not a four day public holiday that is constitutional in Nigeria? Why the agitation? El Rufai can not stop that. Is it must for schools to terminate their term when it is not the end? Afterall those agitating now are mostly the ones complaining that our education is degrading.

sounds good to u ryt.... last yr most schools didnt write third term exams until late august in kano just cos they wanted schools to close for sallah.. Lets be truthful to ourselves.. or wil u tell me u av nt noticed dat educational calender in the north is bin designed to favour the muslims are there no christian northeners??

am just looking forward to sallah period...... if schools should go on break cos of any of the eids den i wil know Islamization of nigeria is gradually becoming real.... if he can ask pastors to obtain licence hope he also asked those guys in mosque dat disturb our morning sleep wit their prayer calls to also get licences..

endtime govenors

jaycpu:
Hey bosso or geekay

anywhr bt gk preferably

pls i need accomodation in gk btwn 30-35k wit gud toilet... if u av any pls here iz my contact 08102800739

PLS ANY MECHATRONICS ENGINEERING ADMITTED STUDENT ADD ME ON WHATSAPP PLS 08102800739

Some ppl tink being a teacher is easy... If she knows she has a masters in kid handling why didnt she bcome a teacher. No wonder children of dis days av no respect for teachers cos they know their mummy wil cum nd fight the teacher if he/she purnishes dem.... Smh

CONVERSATION BTWN OP ND LECTURER AFTER THE CLASS

LECTUERER: so u re my student
OP: em em em em
LECTURER: It may interest u to knw dat u failed my exam... but if it were wooing a woman am sure u would av passed wit an A.... mtcheeew.. see me in my office.





bro relax ur mind u did notin wrong to be afraid.. unless u are nt tellin us the unscripted version of dis story

now why will all dis kinda marriages last.. wen b4 they re even married the whole cyberspace has pictures of dem... sumbody pls tell dem dat witches nd wizards are nw computerized.... #juststaying

Ibrahim Shekarau warming up......... alas he will av the last laff.. whr kwankwaso de oo

HOPE WEN THEY SAY END THEY DNT MEAN AMNESTY..... HMMM. Buratai dis man u don de appear for news pass kim kardashian... GOD HELP OUR ARMY THOUGH

I blame the foolish gal... she nids JESUS

There is nothing irrespinsible abt it... if its so den does it mean ppl dat kip fire extinguishers in their homes ,offices or cars re careless ..

NO MAN IS ABOVE TEMPTATION..EVEN KING DAVID WIT GOD SPIRIT IN HIM STILL FELL

DIS IS WAT YOU GET WEN A GAL DO THE ASKING OUT IN A RELATIONSHIP.... SHE DUMPS UR SORRY ASS WEN SHE SEES A MORE FRESHER DUDE... and on the other hand she may just be flirting wit dat oda guy... gals are good at faking tins

I never knew his real name was nt jackie chan.... knowledge gained

The post above.... am sure if dat pic has ur sister's face on it u will av had different comment...u re truely an example of the moral decadency i speak of.

I dont knw if this is da best place to post dis thread.. bt i feel the urge to let out my view on dis one... i was on facebook nd i saw a photo posted by a gal nd frm all indication dis gal is nt up to 18yrs old.. nw wat was she thinking wen uploading such a pic... does her parents know she is out there lyk dat? Or is dis anoda result of improper upbringing? because no well brought up gal will let her self out lyk dat...I JUST WONDER WAT DIS WORLD WIL BCOME IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS... cos its obvious teens of today re getting the idea of social media all wrong.. she just advertized to the world her waywardness... nt to her she tinks it kul..

GSM/SOCIAL MEDIA causing problems since da tym of rev. King

Wit dat her silicone nyansh... if we dope am wit antimony na p-type diode we go form

Na wa o

BankManager:
Lol..More than 60% of those ladies na runs girls..

Na so...they should nt decieve us wit da story dat the females earn more in da movie industry.. if na so y i never see patience ozorkwo a.k.a mama gee.. wit her own range rover

Am i the only one noticing dat the result up there is fake?? It was put together by computer... WAEC NEVA WRITES "PRINT RESULT HERE" AT THE BOTTOM OF THEIR RESULTS RADA U WILL SEE "CLOSE WINDOW"... bt those grades re possible to get

We dnt nid soothsayers to make us understand those ladies phucked their way to own a range rover..except bt a few of dem.. how many film ruth kadiri don act wei go give am money buy range rover

SFSNIPER:
Look at this _foolish _idiot trying to show cosmetic intelligence. You think I don't mop my floor or use a mop at all? Are u trying to justify wearing gloves for a slippery floor with a mop in hand? If tiles are slippery how does a glove stop a leg from slipping? Stop showing off your foolery in public youngman.

see gbef... nw i understand wat ur problem is.. you have problem undastanding english.. he wore gloves inorder for his palms nt to get hurt frm firm grip of the mop stick.. sumtimes if u dnt undastand y tins re done just shut up.. dnt comment blindly... i nid nt remind u dat his hands re wat he wrks wit nd hurting dem will spell doom to him as a goalkeeper.. use ur head

GO ND HANDLE A MOP STICK cos frm all indication u av neva used or held one bfore

SFSNIPER:
Look at this _foolish _idiot trying to show cosmetic intelligence. You think I don't mop my floor or use a mop at all? Are u trying to justify wearing gloves for a slippery floor with a mop in hand? If tiles are slippery how does a glove stop a leg from slipping? Stop showing off your foolery in public youngman.

see gbef... we re really in da era of mumucracy

SFSNIPER:
Wats with the gloves when he's bare footed?

Mayb if u have handled a mop stick den u will knw wat a firm grip of it can do to ur palm.... do u expect him to put on a canvass to do floor washing.. i guess u av no idea hw slippery tiles can be wit soapy water on it....

Florence Otedola, better known as DJ Cuppy who flagged off her eight African countries tour tagged “Cuppy Takes Africa” last weekend in Lagos, may soon become unpopular among her friends on Facebook.

Dj cuppy
The daughter of a business mogul, Femi Otedola,during the week threatened to delete about 1000 friends of hers on Facebook. She explained that the decision was informed by the urgent need to accept request from countries she’s billed to visit during her tour such as Ghana, Senegal, South Africa among others.
DJ Cuppy announced this development on her Facebook page. She writes, “ Please, we are very sorry for the inconvience this decision of ours may cost you.
Do understand that we mean no disrespect, disregard, snubbing or to cause mixed feeling. Since yesterday(Wenesday) our Facebook page has hit its maximum accept of 5,000 friends.
And that has pushed us to a position where we cannot accept more friends, yet we need to accept more Facebook friends because of the Cuppy Takes African tour.
A social media expert advised us to take the hard and only way, which is to randomly delete 1,000 friends so we can accept request from Ghana, Senegal, South Africa and other part of the Tour can access me on Facebook.”
However, to be exempted from this massive delete, DJ Cuppy advised her active friends to ensure that they like, share and comment on Pastor Chris Omatsola’s Facebook Page, warning that they should not ignore the instruction.

Op.... google mechatronics engineering nd ur view will totally change

GOVERNMENT OF THE PICTURE, BY THE PICTURE ND FOR THE PICTURE... abeg is it true dat BUHARI is nw a kardashian??

SINCE WEN DID THE US BECOME OUR DICTATORS .. I TOT WE ARE AN INDEPENDENT NATION.. .. THIS U.S HATE OF GOODLUCK'S ADMINISTRATION POINTS TO ONE TIN "SAME SEX ISSH"... THE US IS PISSED DAT HE WAS ABLE TO STAND UP TO dem

MEANwhile osho baba i can see lara is doing her job well... u don de talk too much o.. u no be NLC chairman again o na governor u be

Hw interesting.... she for name the track "rape song"