dat's funny bt pls give me feedback cuz i can't c it

Those jokes were hilarious, i almost woke everyone up 4rm sleep

He shoulda told him nt 2 gulp earlier, medicine after death bt the pastor wuz damn good dats d spirit

Av dey started, is a 9gerian in d house? what a pity i can't c it

wow show's we think differently. Sam! u be baba

Madrid showed last season's spirit in a match thot was over after madrid went into d break 0-2 down but a spectacular second half saw madrid score 5 goals in 45 mins, 2 goals from guti n one each 4rm Higuain, saviola n balboa sealed locomotiv's faith. Madrid play psv in d final after d latter won on penalties against ac milan after a goaless match.

sorry, my bad then i wuz jst advising u 2 b creative n stop dubbing

To answer dis qstns brov we need albert einsten

yh something like dat happened to me bt mine was worse cuz I slapped him on d back of his neck

Good to share

Mine was when i was in JSS3 n there was this vote about who was 2 be d class captain n i was nominated (bt i didn't want to) the vote went on bt i was absent minded n never knew i won, so when d teacher said u're d new captain, i thot he said u are not so i started jumping up wit joy in front of d whole class bt i got into my senses when he said everyone should go to their seat except d captain (me), I was embarassed n i felt they were looking at me like wot's making him happy. I still feel stupid anytime it comes across my mind

Wow dat wuz cocastic, tell me where u gt dat 4rm (I won't tell), i'm definitely gonna send it 2 everyone on my messenger list

Stop copying n pasting, these jokes has been here on nairaland way back. (e don tay)

sorry i dnt get it, do u lik wrestling? if u do i'll tell u 2 grow up, do u blieve dat is real, it's all act lik a movie bt stupid

chuckdee4:

Make no mistake Federer's game will also improve, the only way Nadal will really dominate him is when age starts to tell on him

You can say dat again, when they both met in 2006 wimbledon, it was nt close as it was dis yr, nadal succumbed 2 injury. nw dat's a sign

They shoulda been there way back

With all due respect dat is supposed to be d most dumb gal in history

I agree he's d best but wait till rafael nadal outwits him, it's gonna happen sooner dan later, watch out 4 d young madridista's reign

Funny things happen in preseason, days ago arsenal lost 1-0, chelsea lost 2-0 n now it's my beloved realmadrid losing followed by bayern losing to koln 1-3. After a good first match it's got worse with a 3-0 demolision, well we'll pick up 4rm there. I avn't seen d match though cuz realmadridtv did nt show it live.

doyin13:

jayjaylux. Trust me I have seen the clip I am sure you are referrng to. Infact saw it before it became common to put footy clips on youtube.

I know it was a no of stepovers I will admit but not as much as your statement might suggest

Besides I no dey try abuse u over your claim

It was just reminiscent.

Thanks 4 correcting urself but if u don't totally believe me u can read his profile one is on www.realmadrid.com. HALAMADRID!!!

kids can be smart

Ooh he's caught, dat was awesome

Cuz u asked for d favourite n not who i think is d best, my fav will forever be d famous blanco (Raul Gonzalez. HALAMADRID!!!

Shaunscot:

Yeah You gave us Mata.But u also stole some youngster from us a couple of seasons ago.He goes by the name Soldado(DOnt forget he was from the Valencia B team) but my point is these things happen in football.
ABout us losing embarassingly-That is Valencia for you.We step up against teams we have 'bad blood' for.We hold our fort against the stronger teams and fumble against the weaker teams.We played a 0-0 draw against Locomotiv Sofia before thrashing Inter and now losing against PSG.I aint surprised but I still know this season is Orange, Get my drift?

Yh bruv, dat is y i like valencia, they're always barca's husband n i also respect u 4 being a los che fa, i av a friend who's a fan of depor bt don't be wrong soldado's being at madrid since he was a kid, for confirmation go to www.youtube.com/realmadridcf, u'll c his youth games in d famous white

A-40:

Stoke City? why una no play Burundi?

Ow can pple be so dumb, do u play brazil, arg n spain in preseason plz start watching football n stop listening to rotimi on OGBC 2 got it A-40?

Doyin cuz of nxt time, when u don't know somethin pls ask n don't embarass urself, jst go to youtube n type robinho, check all his santos videos n u'll c 4 urself

I know formula 1 champion fernando Alonso n tennis world no 2 Rafael Nadal are both R madrid fans.

I agree wid y'all bt u certainly 4got bout my man robson aka robinho, do u know ow dat guy burst into d football scene (did step over 4rm d midfield to d penalty box in a final) also yellow carded for doing 2 much dummies for a fellow player. Think about dat

Sam, u're just incredible all those jokes are killing me especially dat dumb guy getting robbed n d usually dumb blonde

That's a good one

thanks bt u ended dat by loosing embarassingly to psg, we even gave u mata, u're ungrateful n for dat u'll finish below 5th nxt season. ;Dlol

If anyone will not miss him, i sure will, he's an outstanding defender n has always give his all anytime he's called upon, i wish him good luck though bt not for his team. Will anyone please share their comment even none realmadrid fans. HALAMADRID!!!