u gt jokes cuteangel luv dt guy dt gets home @ 3:45 he's off i rate him

my bro wot channel, nt ere

Does anyone knw where i cn get d Nigeria vs Australia ticket at craven cottage b4 d day cuz i dont even know ow much itz gonna cost yet.

we hope so

Please my fellow merengues wot do u think of the present madrid team, these guyz are crushing pple. leave ur replies

Look yinkasly every1 has his opinion. mine would be to first thank God for wot he has done

sorry my bad itz 3-1, itz in d report though n i meant 18 playas away on internationals. Anyway tz still real madrid on a roll.

Maybe not as straight forward as d result looks, madrid contd their 100% start. Madrid started slowly as against villareal and took hold of d game at d half hour mark n got an instant lead after Raul's shot was pushed unto d post n d rabbit (saviola) followed up, a lead which they took into d break. Almeria were unlucky though after aving a goal ruled out 4 offside n a player harshly sent off n despite dat pushed men forward n got caught as madrid doubled with another spectacular freekick 4rm sneijder (bye bye becks). they did pull one bc thru uche though bt good work 4rm gago n saviola released higuain thru n he showed improvement by making it 3. So 3-1 is nt bad for a team with 18 players away n maximum 9 points n 9 goals is a dream start. HALAMADRID!!!

Shaunscot i think u're d one who needs to watch, when was d last time d league went dat way, itz those kind of things dat happens once in 15 yrs. A good start helps in any league even nigerian league, lol

U arsenal fans really make a fool out of urself, gael clichy, i bet edile's better than him.

Itz nt possible for europeans to forge age, u need to see them for urself n see their mates. for ex if u got arrested by d cops all he needs 2 do is get in d car n he'll tell u all bout u, ur address even ur school age etc so ow can u forge. 4get bout age stuff.

17 or no 17 pls take a good look n u'll c dis dudes are much younger then d previous teams, I live in uk n i'll like u 2 bring a 16 yr old n drop among 16 yr olds ere. He would call dem bros.

Yes o GTay, we shouldn't loose momentum yet though it wont always be like dis bt let's c where it gets all first. HALAMADRID!!!

Unlucky indeed, if barca keep it up this way, thank god it'll be easy to defend our league anyway. Una go hear am dis season.

ritchboi i won't like to talk bt u av 2 eat ur words cuz madrid's on fire n Sneijder is da bomb. Bring on anyone. HALAMADRID!!!

Going into the match, it wuz a battle of 2 impressive teams from week 1 (madrid beating athletico 2-1 n villareal embarassing local rivals valencia @ d mestalla) villareal also on d bc of 6 match winning streak 4rm last season. Villareal started brightest n dominated possession bt madrid managed to break 4ward n create something n robinho came close hitting d upright 4rm a tight angle. Villareal created bt dey couldn't passd impressive fabio n cristoph bt a fabulous long ball 4rm sneijder on d break 4 raul meant madrid went 0-1 into the break. It went worse for villareal in the second half as madrid dictated the game wid one touch football n flair in the course running riot, 2 gols 4rm sneijder (3 in 2 games) n 1 each 4rm ruud n guti sealed villareal's fate. Villareal will av felt the result wuz unfair in a match they were much in, they were nt 2 bad thou bt dey met the rejuvenated (yes) merengues. A clear msg to spanish clubs n whoever, we're in 4 business big time, barca beware. Who's nxt please? n is Raul bc? HALAMADRID!!!

For me the best is "I go die" but i dunno d wackest cuz itz nt easy 2 make pple laff even sadista so pls give em a break.

hey kulex2k1, itz cuz he has sumthing 2 do wit d death

ow gosh dat wuz fuckin funny

Haha wot a way 2 explain

The former president hosted a group of students on an excursion to d presidential villa n d students most of which have never bn on a plane b4 pleaded to av a tour on d air force one bt OBJ as usual wanted 2 show off n took d kids on a ride bt unfortunately during d flight, d pilot encountered some difficulties so they were told to grab a parachute bt it wuz 1 short so d teacher in charge begged OBJ to show d kids an example by allowing d kids to take d parachutes to which he replied "nonsence" n grabbed one so everyone jst rushed bt in d end they found out dat everyone had one so they were curious bt OBJ unconcerned jumped off d plane bt to his amazement he launched d parachute bt wot came out wuz a modern biology (our ex-presido got a school bag).

Yeah man that's wot i call funny jokes

hey brov (presido) i blieve bt ow u take sabi, which one u dey na heaven abi na hell?

dat is so so so so funny, i don't av petrol bt i'll donate lighter

those jokes are hell funny, heard some of em b4 but still hilarious

femionasan:

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

pls don't tell me she has come to donate her bf or husband's sperm. she s*cked someone off. funny

money is like guiness, it brings out d star in u

I love d jokes especially d fellow buying roses n rodeo sex, those were hilarious

U better don't let pple hear dat Ogbeche. man dat wuz an easy match we've gt better playerz nw

Those jokes are killing me

nw every1's looking at me

Now tell me man on man dat wuz u. Aint it? afterall u named someone dat flies bt u shoulda gone 4 superman. lol