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Romance / Re: Love Letter By National Hospital Boss Tendered In Court by jaylakes: 1:21pm On Aug 03, 2017
STILL SINGLE BUT WANT TO GET MARRIED SOON? (Trust me you do not need love letter wink wink)
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Romance / Re: How Do You Know That You're Ready to Start Dating? by jaylakes: 12:55pm On Aug 03, 2017
vexxy:
Some feel that you are ready to date when you are mature enough to do the following:

1. Know 3, 5 or 10 best things about yourself that you, friends or family really admire and be prepared to talk about it.

2. Know what you'd like to gain from a date or new relationship and are you ready for it today.

3. Communicate - can you talk about what interests you and listen to what interests others.

4. Over X's easy - you're not sulking, pissed-off, speaking hateful or about to cry when something about an X comes up.

5. Emotionally comfortable or secure with yourself - your date may ask you questions or say unflattering words.

What do you think about this?
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Romance / Re: How Do You Know That You're Ready to Start Dating? by jaylakes: 12:53pm On Aug 03, 2017
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We care about you, your journey, your process. your desires, your insights, your fears - and heck - even your insecurities. We are here to get you up and out of your shell and dating with an open mind — the only time you can ever find real true love. We'll learn what makes you tick and help you find the match that clicks. http://lostrib.com?afmc=36w
Romance / Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by jaylakes: 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
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We care about you, your journey, your process. your desires, your insights, your fears - and heck - even your insecurities. We are here to get you up and out of your shell and dating with an open mind — the only time you can ever find real true love. We'll learn what makes you tick and help you find the match that clicks. http://lostrib.com?afmc=36w
Romance / Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by jaylakes: 12:30pm On Aug 03, 2017
LostRib Matchmaking is an anonymous and personalised matchmaking web platform particularly for professionals who want to get married soon. We’re a hot, smart, witty dating start up.

We care about you, your journey, your process. your desires, your insights, your fears - and heck - even your insecurities. We are here to get you up and out of your shell and dating with an open mind — the only time you can ever find real true love. We'll learn what makes you tick and help you find the match that clicks. http://lostrib.com?afmc=36w

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