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Politics › Re: Plot To Pull Down Amaechi ...... Rivers APC by jaymejate: 1:43pm On Aug 05, 2015
Plot here, plot there, i don't need story of plot cos I'm plotting a graph here already. Stories of this APC nor go let my blessing pass me by.

Meanwhile, plot of land for sale at lekki for just #500000.
Nairaland General › Re: Photo: Is This Picture Really True About Nigeria Police? by jaymejate: 1:40pm On Aug 05, 2015
Yeah it's right cos the nonsense pics you uploaded is vague. I can't view it!
Jokes Etc › Re: Boko Haram Hit Man Demand For Strip Club! Lol! I-yan Tv by jaymejate: 1:38pm On Aug 05, 2015
Una no go return from that break o.

Strip club wey una go bomb soon smiley
Politics › Re: I Hope Amaechi Is Not Among Those Mr /mrs Integrity Buhari Will Appoint by jaymejate: 1:35pm On Aug 05, 2015
What if he is there?
Una go leave naija? Bye!
Health › Re: UCH Resident Doctors Accuse Management Of Mismanagement by jaymejate: 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2015
Ok i de Ibadan, i will go and confirm
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Service Chiefs’ Appointments by jaymejate: 10:11pm On Aug 04, 2015
Mtchew!

Hand over, kip handing over till you hand over naija Destiny, nonsense
Romance › Re: Guys Always Say No Wife Material ,no Virgin In Naija Again Are The Guys Virgins by jaymejate: 10:10pm On Aug 01, 2015
Don't for get that there is a saying and i quote 'a key that unlock any door is a master key BUT any door that can be unlocked by any key is a useless door'

Where key = man and Door = lady
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by jaymejate: 4:43pm On Aug 01, 2015
IS THE POST UTME FORM OUT?
Crime › Re: We Rape Our Victims Before Killing Them – Robbery Suspects (Picture And Weapon) by jaymejate: 12:38pm On Aug 01, 2015
Pay like 20 olosho to ®ape them before hanging them with their balls.
[size=14pt]R.I.P IN ADVANCE![/size]
Education › Re: Are You A Graduate? Let's Know How You Made That G.P by jaymejate: 12:34pm On Aug 01, 2015
solodox:
Wia you dey? Person wey come out first class upper with honours!?
When money de... You see am fr klass abi na PT he do?
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Teething Problems : Gaffes Upon Gaffes, Blunders Unlimited by jaymejate: 10:33am On Aug 01, 2015
Too much!
Pls summarise and repost
Education › Re: Are You A Graduate? Let's Know How You Made That G.P by jaymejate: 10:29am On Aug 01, 2015
Chiscomax:
please could you explain further? I am lost
Modified
Education › Re: Are You A Graduate? Let's Know How You Made That G.P by jaymejate: 10:28am On Aug 01, 2015
solodox:
cc: davido omo baba olowo!
If i hear,,, dat 1 go skul?
Education › Re: Are You A Graduate? Let's Know How You Made That G.P by jaymejate: 10:20am On Aug 01, 2015
POLYIBADAN, GEOLOGY.
I BE STUDENT SHAA

TO GET 2.0CGPA , YOU GO WAN DIE. AND IT IS 5.0 WE USE.
Monday to friday, lecture period is 8am to 4pm with 2hrs break in between. Buy practical manual, textbooks, handouts and even pay for signature and anything you can think of. Instead of taking bike to d lecture room (#20) , i go keep am to buy sugar and groundnut.
To do big boy nor easy...

Our Exam is purely theory, 'answer 5 of 7' and no1 go carry like A-E. No OBJ! Won fe pami!


CURRENTLY MY G.P NA cool






Gods Power grin


My G.P is secured in Christ, Amen!!!
Crime › Re: 5 Mysterious Cases Of Bodies That Never Decomposed by jaymejate: 10:12am On Aug 01, 2015
After , using natural chemical to preserve them like fish abi? No worry

Continue...
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander's Selfie With Akon And Tony Elumelu by jaymejate: 10:03am On Aug 01, 2015
Mtchew WHERE YOU DE WHEN ME FIRST GET ENCOUNTER WITH DADDY SHOKY
Politics › Re: Full Details And Pictures Of What Policemen Allegedly Did To Two Men At Ibadan by jaymejate: 10:00am On Aug 01, 2015
Sango Police Station?
Na we Polyibadan Student get their code.
Won ni fe te
Romance › Re: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by jaymejate: 9:45am On Aug 01, 2015
VaselineJelly:
grin grin

Chai, dis ur accant fit make bae scale fence as she dey run 4rm u.
Brother, i no care grin

Weytin de vex me be say dem still de capitalise my KOBO
Romance › Re: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by jaymejate: 9:39am On Aug 01, 2015
You de tok your own... You still better, you go survive.
Check my own

Politics › Re: 10 Lessons To Learn From Mark Zuckerberg by jaymejate: 9:35am On Aug 01, 2015
Where are the 10 lessons?

If it's not about Buhari and the List of thieves, then I'm not reading
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Was Down? by jaymejate: 10:53pm On Jul 31, 2015
badaoyeyemi:
wah network are u guys using to browse...
ALL NETWORK IN 9JA
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Was Down? by jaymejate: 10:51pm On Jul 31, 2015
Yes o my brother, i just experienced it now now...fear catch me.

Make e no wipe our data again and trowey us go DECEMBER 25, 2014 grin

GOD FORBID!!!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Mohammed Kari As NAICOM Boss by jaymejate: 10:45pm On Jul 31, 2015
Hello Mr president, you can't just start placing people in a position.
Why can't you introduce this man before hand, his achievement, where he is from and why you think he is capable of holding down that post. Thats all.

Be careful mr president. There are unfriendly friends and this is politics.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Presidency - Two Months Of Indisputable Success by jaymejate: 10:55pm On Jul 30, 2015
Lies upon Lies....
Thieves overtaking thieves.

One thing i know and the thing is...







Mtchew, i don forget shaa
Politics › Re: Anambra Increases Workers Salary By 16% by jaymejate: 10:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
Tank God...
Lemme call my brother for anambra. No moni
Politics › Re: Shell Is Cutting Spending; To Sack 6,500 Workers by jaymejate: 10:06pm On Jul 30, 2015
And i go believe this?

Ok lemme tune to African magic Epic
Celebrities › Re: Don-jazzy Offers Meek Mill Production Support Against Drake by jaymejate: 10:03pm On Jul 30, 2015
This people. Why Don jazzy?
Post where Buhari de go visit next biko
Phones › Re: Unbelievable!! Try This Wifi Code Quickly And Browse For Free B4 Its Nullified by jaymejate: 10:00pm On Jul 30, 2015
Hahahaha grin
Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by jaymejate: 5:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
azimibraun:
I can't remember now but I think in one of his Hit song Oliver twist.. he said he loved one lady because she doesn't "DRINK GARRI" I guess it was Nadia Bwari or so. That was a bad one from him. He is the worst advert of his own product. Did a Video with Akon and some first class models and spent the whole time sipping the coolest wines and not a single scene where he was sipping the coolest garri. A missed opportunity because hit tracks don't come easy for him lately.
I trust d'banj, u go see him drink garri soon, watch out!!!
Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Blasts Nigerians Who Laugh At Him For Selling Garri by jaymejate: 5:13pm On Jul 30, 2015
iamrealdeji:
Gari don dey dictionary before lol. If it's for exportation,thats good,but he'll need proper international promotion like advertising on TVs over there etc cos there are many products like this over there that have been around for more than 50 years,so,if it's going to be for exportation,then fine,he should go ahead and go for it
If garri is there already, at least it needs repackaging. And Bros na 'Garri' we want for dictionary not 'gari'

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