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Warning ⚠.... Security Alert..... My fellow nairalanders.....pls don't enter d bathroom @11:59pm today....cus u won't come out dis year until next year....thanks....

OK I've seen how he reacted.... so what do u want me to do give him a bag of rice and tomatoes. abeg I don't have time for our leaders ooooo....dem no care for d poor masses......I'm busy hustling........main while...I wannna tell all d nairalanders not to enter d bathroom @ 11:59pm today cus u will come out next year.

OK I've seen how he reacted.... so what do u want me to do give him a bag of rice and tomatoes. abeg I don't have time for our leaders ooooo....den no care for d poor masses......I'm busy hustling........main while...I wannna tell all d nairalanders not to enter d bathroom @ 11:59pm today cus u will come out next year.

His pocket......how much he has His ride.....which type of car he has. His family background.... is he related to dangote.?? His work......does he work in Nnpc?? His friends....are his friends rich His house...does he reside in lekki or banana island..... etc

Fiona abeg marry jho....make u no become baby mama(I call dem nanny/daycare)......make ur story no b like Davido oooooo.....
as for flavour and 2baba....I respect dem....dem know how to get d rit baby mama without clash......Davido u shld have done industrial training (IT) wit 2baba and flavour.....so all dis momodu and Imade won't b popping up on instagram and twitter.

please where was flavour when dis girl won miss 9ja

.after coming to ur house and u try to Mak a move....dey will be like- for real is dis y u invited me over.....mtcheeewew asigf dem no know.....
but when u start to give ham dem go dey speak in tongues ooo ...

All dis stupid boys....as for me...I had rather join illuminati. and get rich and famous Dan to join all did Ayr, skull, dragon.....awon oloshi...stupid cult.

d man dat single handedly dealt wit jona and mama peace.... ...Ama-echi...do u know 2moro ask urself

I tell you Abia state is the worst state in the east......the present and past government are/were thieves....
I won't blame the hotel, if you come to abia state, its not r developed, bad road, no plans, building are constructed where they are not meant to be........
In the next 5years abia will still be the same......shame on orji.

Oga Primate Ayodele.....I respect u as a clergy man of God...but sir u can't tell me dat dis is a vision or prophecy...
1. You said willie Obiano of anambra will lose if he leave apga..sir dat is for sure bcus only apga can and will rule anambra. just as ngige did , and he lost ....so its not a prophecy, u just analyzed d political scene.
2. we all know buhari and tinubu will surely fight.
3. we all know dat boko haram hasn't been defeated... forget about lie Muhammed.
4. we all know d northerners are up to something..and buhari will want to start his party again
Finally we all know APC will surely break as PDP did ....and another party will emerge.......but sir please help me tell all dis politician's and up coming party dat we d Nigerian youths can't be scammed as APC did wit their CHANGE slogan.....cus we are tired of dem..our so called leaders...both APC and PDP..they are all d s

u see police, NEPA, lasma,...etc are all cursed beyond measures.

I'm sorry to say but 75% of Nigeria's problem are from the Muslims.....d religion of peace...(piece)

Nigeria Police Force is caused beyond repairs.....asking for bribe is now their right.....if my father was in Tue police force I will disown him and make sure I won't inherit anything from him, especially the cause.

its non of my business if he looks dapper or diaper.....
like obi ekwesili...madam bring back our girls said......I will be living social media come 2016....if nairaland keeps putting all dis rubbish on front page...

its non of my business

Woke u better go and start planning on how to win d upcoming election ooo...bcus APC don plan to rig d election tooth for tooth...

Woke....na u get dat sit.....forget way APC is doing.....u see rivers, bayepsa and akwa ibom......APC has no say there......Especially my state ANAMBRA.

if u like host youth, adult or elderly party....u won't still win ....Apc will when.....legally or illegally.......conclusively or inconclusively.......

Nairaland just likes to carry news that cant benefit me.....wats all did shit wit Tonto ......I'm suspecting u guys ooo...abi she don give u rice as Aisha bobo give Una.....(bloggers)

This is the type of home I pray for come 2016.

CONGRATULATIONS.... WHOM THE LORD HAS MADE A KING...WILL SURELY BE A KING SOMEDAY....COME RAIN COME SUN..as for jamb dat is delaying my destiny to b d president of 9ja.....when I will finally b d president as d lord has ordained me to be...I will put a stop to JAMb...and post ume...God d punish Satan.....

CONGRATULATIONS.... WHOM THE LORD HAS MADE A KING...WILL SURELY BE A KING SOMEDAY....COME RAIN COME SUN..as for jamb dat is delaying my destiny to b d president of 9ja.....when I will finally b d president as d lord has ordained me to be...I will put a stop to JAMb...and post ume...Grad d punish Satan.....

Ooni...wat of ur ababio....abi wat do dey call him d one dat is meant to die wit u nau...I'm sure it will be an elderly man, cus he has calculated his remaining years on earth with urs and he knows dat he will die b4 u....

congratulations... but be careful ooo...b4 u will die like Audu....

A stupid man.....that failed the Yoruba and Nigerian's at large.

A stupid leader....I man that destroyed Nigeria.

Audu's deputy Governor would be like....guy u for die after u r been sworn in nau.....don't u want me to be like GEJ?

I know APC won't last for long.....they'll start killing themselves one by one...
as for tinubu...u beta b careful ooo...power is not by force.....ask our past leaders....awolowo, shagari n azikiwe...

Did post is d best I've read for today....cus dat of traffic park and hostel/boarding house is real...in fact all of dem.....I guess d mod really thought twice before posting Dis
...weldone boss....wish buhari is as wise and intelligent as u r...but its so unfortunate....

before shey na 60 virgin girls u wan take reward dem.....abi them b boko

before she na 60 virgin girls u wan take reward dem.....abi they den b boko