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Media.......u can deceive zombies but not me.....He promised to wipe out book haram last year
....so y is book still making from page...even Fulani herds men come get mouth pass boko

Enter-Painment News 4 APChit Zombies.

ehnnn, wats so special about d white baby??.....ATTENTION SEEKERS...,

The long awaited CHANGE....... things will keep changing, but we can't say if its for good or bad..

he needs it, we all need it....
my dad will always say to me--- Son if u want to be successful in life, u must belong somewhere......either in d light or darkness......so d choice is urs.......PRAYER IS THE KEY....

its not my business.

PDP r now angels while APC r devils......dats d change....

wat has bubu achieved in all his travelling

have we notices DAT APC r now d devils and PDP d angels...APC states suffers while pdp states enjoy.. ...

Jacob Zuma came to Nigeria because of Mtn.....and he achieved his aim....wat has buhari achieved in all did countries (20 & still counting) he has visited??....∆pls I need an answer

they are toasting while the economy is so bad....... God will judge u........all.

Bad news everywhere, from accident, to kidnapping, to blackout, to building collapse.....God please help your children..... I pray nothing evil happens to us....

She has a dream to become a deputy gov, maybe a governor...... but d problem is DAT all did Aboki don't like it when their women gain power, instead dey will get married to u at a tender age.....ABOKI.

Apologizing to we Nigerians is not the problem, the problem is for us to see a change....
You can't confess your sins and still go back to it.....(like a dog that goes back to its vomit/shit).....
we want CHANGE and a Goog change......not Chains oooo

When will APC give us the so called CHANGE..... this present government is the worst Nigeria has ever experienced.

every year they increase d cost of jamb for
every year d num of applicants increases
every year d faults increases...one problem or d other.
every year they make block every means of admission, even post degree and diploma.
every year they make Nigerian youth stay at home doing nothing...
e no go beta 4 jamb....
ghana, Benin rep n yanke uni ti take over

So painful.... RIP to he dead....death shall NVR be our portion this year.

RIP to the dead.... death shall never be our portion this year.

Imagine APC telling bihari to probe supreme court....SUPREME COURT..... it is over.....Nigerians are in for a big mess.....
Who is bihari to probe SUPREME COURT? GOD?
TYRANT PARTY.......

I'm not in anyway surprised.... in fact its not a news.....we all know Kenya or Ethiopia will win....9ja guys like to do d do.....

who go win ham if no be Kenya....or Ethiopia...
if I hear say 9ja win ham, den APC must have made him win it, whether by rogue or war.

Baba pls go and sit down......u r amongst wat we are suffering in naija..... we all know dey was no missing girl....

Nairaland just as it sounds. Naira + Land = Nigerian's Land.
I visited this forum years back, can't recall when exactly. One thing that made me visit this forum is not just to get the required information but to Laugh.
What makes me laugh is not just because of the topics but the Funny and Hilarious Comments.
Nairaland Forum is a platform where we Nigerians communicates our mind,thought's, believe and fear. But going back to the year 2014 before the presidential election - Things Changed in Nairaland.
And what was that Change = HATRED and VIOLENCE
Who caused that Change = NIGERIAN POLITICIANS.
Yes the Nigerian Politician's where able to build in HATRED AND VIOLENCE into the society and it now governs our belief since early 2015 before the presidents election.
The Politicians have a way of brainwashing and controlling our thoughts and believes. A typical example is the case of the missing girls....#BringBackOurGirls. I'm forced to ask if there was any missing girl because they failed to give us information and proves of the missing girls
Another example is the case of Buhari not having a W.A.E.C certificate and not being qualified...and I'm yet again forced to ask, how true is it??.
Fast forwarded - Before and After the 2015 elections we Nigerian/Nairalanders became totally divided. Its either you are For or Against..
Please tell me how Nigeria/Nairaland will move forward, when it has been turned to an Ethnic War or better still APC / PDP War.
Please I want to use this medium to plead with we Nigerians and Nairanlanders to live at peace. Let's support our present leaders even if he/she is failing in his/her duties. Its our Duty and responsibility to help them in anyway we can and stop blaming,insulting and fighting ourselves. Let's be matured and leave our politicians to themselves then they will learn to respect and hear the voice of the masses.
Let's make NAIRALAND a Forum where we educate, advice and encourage ourselves.
JOHNPAUL ANIGBOGU.

This is why we call him clueless....
u don't know why u came to rule now!!!
I thought u said u wanted to save us from d hands of our wicked leaders-pdp and give us CHANGE.
why not step down for someone better and stop deceiving us with ur so called and over hyped CHANGE.

President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said that with the quantum of problems his administration inherited, he sometimes wondered why he had to seek power at this time. Buhari spoke in London while addressing members of the Nigerian community in the United Kingdom. Our correspondent obtained a transcript of the President’s address to the gathering on Friday. Buhari said he wondered why oil, which used to sell for over $140 per barrel, would reduce to $30 per barrel during his time as the President. Notwithstanding the problem, however, Buhari said he kept praying to God to be merciful to the over 170 million Nigerians who are exposed to poverty, illiteracy and other social ills. He said, “With the problems we have in this government, I sometimes wonder. At least, this time around, I asked for it, I prayed for it, I went round the country and I asked for it. But the first time under the military, I allowed the military to take decision. “But I say why me? Why is it that it is when they have spent all the money, when they made the country insecure that I returned? “Why didn’t I come when the treasury was full? Oil price was over $140 per barrel and when I came, it slipped down to $30. Why me? “I keep on praying to God to pity Nigeria and its over 170 million people who are exposed to climate change, illiteracy and poverty.” The President, however, said his administration had succeeded in mopping up over N2.2trn as of January through the Treasury Single Account arrangement. He said although the TSA was introduced by the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan, that administration could not implement it for reasons best known to its officials. He said his administration decided to implement the arrangement when he came on board and discovered that the country was broke. The President said, “You know the condition we are in now. I am sure with demands from home, in spite of what your effort is, you know we are really in trouble. “We have tried to impose what we call Treasury Single Account. The reason is simple. This government did not initiate it, it was initiated by the previous government. But it was so unpopular to the bureaucracy, so the previous government for its own reasons, could not impose it. “But when we came and we found out that we were broke, we said this is the way to do it. “I will tell you two examples to convince you. Firstly, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation had more than 45 accounts. Ministry of Defence had more than 70 accounts. Tell me which Accountant-General can trace all these accounts? “So, we imposed TSA. By the end of December, coming to January 2016, we mopped up more than N2.2trn which would have been used through bureaucratic system to raise vouchers and sign cheques so that they don’t go into the next budget.” The President said Nigeria owed the United States and Britain a lot of appreciation for stopping the former administration from rigging the last presidential election. He recalled that ahead of the elections, the former National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd.), urged the service chiefs and the then Inspector-General of Police to tell officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission that they could not guarantee their safety during the polls. He said the then Chairman of INEC, Prof. Attahiru Jega, however, gave a comprehensive report at a meeting of the National Council of State, where he said he would be able to deliver, at least, 60 per cent free and fair election. The President said as of that time, the country had never gone beyond 45 per cent. He said it took the intervention of US Secretary of State, John Kerry, for the last administration to conduct credible election. He said, “Then we insisted that election must be done according to the constitution. “At this point again, I must hasten to thank the United States for sending the Secretary of State, Kerry, to go and read the riot act to the previous government and speak to Prof. Jega, the Chairman of INEC and speak to us as opposition that the US would not tolerate any election outside the Nigerian constitution. “They maintained the pressure from that date until after the election and the formation of the new government. “I think Nigerians honestly should thank the US for this. The same thing with Britain, they used all their experience and their powers to make sure that the Federal Government did not rig the last election. “We thank God, we thank these super powers and we thank technology. Why we thank technology is because of the permanent voter cards and the card readers.” Buhari said the issue of Diaspora voting had been coming up in all the countries he had visited since the inception of his administration. Copyright PUNCH. All rights reserved. This material, and other digital content on this website, may not be reproduced, published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed in whole or in part without prior express written permission from PUNCH.

Mr saraki....i tell u d fact....
1. as long as tinubu is against u, u won't remain a senate president.
2. as long as APC doesn't support's u, u can't rul my advice try reconcile with tinubu (d evil man) and d seat will b urs......just as dokpesi of AIT just did.......if u can't beat dem u join dem...

its d devils fault......

bros I no need watch d video, u don xplan ham to me....just like naija movie advert....
if na some lady dem go slap dat waiter shap shap.......

I don't have to watch d video....u don explain everything to me....just like naija movie....
if its some lady, she will slap d waiter shap shap.

shebi dey say what a man can do a woman can do beta.....why can't women proper to d men.
men be proposing to women.....I'm still waiting for d day a lady will proper to a man....

I'm so sure dat d pastor will blame d devil....just as our present leaders blames d past leaders....
have u blamed anyone today

He has finally chosen to follow them...they say if you can't beat them, you join them......I won't be so surprised when I see APC campaigning on AIT.....Dokpesi had no beta choice.......TYRant.