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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Obsessed With Doing The Butt? by Jayphizzy(m): 4:30pm On Jul 18, 2016
Dey Love It Back 2 Back
Romance / Re: If You Are Not A Virgin Then You Are A Prostitute. by Jayphizzy(m): 11:22pm On Jul 09, 2016
Op Tell'em....These Girlies'Pose To Keep Em Pvssy Tight For We....We Hate "EXPRESSWAY" & V-shaped Swimming Pool.... #Dig?? embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by Jayphizzy(m): 10:12am On Jul 09, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Gambled With Vfl by Jayphizzy(m): 9:56am On Jul 09, 2016
grin
iyamchee:
7. When you manage to win another #1000 and one guy be like 'Guy, find me 100 Maa use play game'
..... This One Got Me Cracking Ma Ribz

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Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Babes At It Again by Jayphizzy(m): 9:50am On Jul 09, 2016
LoL

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Romance / Re: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by Jayphizzy(m): 8:01am On Jul 09, 2016
Most Girls Who Wear Makeups Are Not Confident About Their Looks.... grin
Education / Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by Jayphizzy(m): 8:17am On Jul 06, 2016
Discussing Music & Football.... Thank God, Some Of Our Male Teachers Were Lovers Of Football Too, Naso We Go Dey Argue, Especially During Our Free Period.... Plus I Dey "Press Club".... Only Guys Go Code The kind PRESS Wey Ah Dey Yarn..... cheesy angry
Celebrities / Re: See Stunning Photos As Wizkid Disturbing London (photos) by Jayphizzy(m): 11:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
Baba Nla
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Denies Her Tiny Waist Was Photoshopped In Fergie’s ‘M.I.L.F.$’ Vi by Jayphizzy(m): 11:27pm On Jul 05, 2016
Photo-Fvcking-Shop

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Religion / Re: Sixth & Seventh Books Of Moses Initiates Meet Here by Jayphizzy(m): 8:17am On Jul 02, 2016
Divinerspell:


LAWS OF ENTRANCE

1. Before you can enter the temple of consecrated light, you must purify your soul and body during thirteen days.

2. As a brother and disciple of the new covenant, or as a Christian, you must receive the holy sacrament for the glorification of three kings — Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar.

3. Three holy masses must be read as often as you make use of this Book in your priestly service with your intention fixed upon the three glorified [verklärten drei Königen] kings.

4. You must provide yourself with a ram's horn, wherewith to call to­gether the angels and spirits. This horn must be included in your inten­tions of the holy mass.

5. You must wear a breastplate of parchment, one span high and wide,2 inscribed upon it the names of the twelve apostles with the five-fold name of Shemhamforash, in the same order that it is placed on the last leaf.

2. EE: ten inches high and ten inches wide.

6. You must draw a circle around you upon white paper, or upon sky-blue silk. Its circumference shall be thirteen feet, and, at the distance of each foot, one of the following names must be written, viz:

Moseh, Messias, Aron,3 Jehova, Adonai,4 Jesus, Christus, Caspar, Melchior, Balthasar. Al. Al. Al.

7. Between each name you must place the holy symbol of Horet, — namely: or

8. The breastplate must be included in the intention of the holy mass.

9. Through consecration with holy triple king's-water and with three burning wax tapers, you must finally pronounce a benediction over this book, the horn, the breastplate, and the circle, after reading a well-selected mysterious ritual.

10. You may enter alone, or begin this great work with two companions, by day or by night, but always from the first to the thirteenth of the month, and during the thirteenth day, and through the whole night of the new moon, and also during full moon, when the three planets, Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter ( ), are visible in the heavens on the day of exorcism, either singly or together.

11. You must always stand with your face toward Zion, or toward the rising of the sun.
You're A Demon...... Or You're Being Possessed By One......
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Cult Exposed! by Jayphizzy(m): 8:02am On Jul 02, 2016
There Is Something Off About Those JW People.....
Religion / Re: All Atheists, Why Did You Become An Atheist? by Jayphizzy(m): 7:53am On Jul 02, 2016
We're The Cause Of Our Own Problems.....
Music/Radio / Re: Top Ten (10) Nigerian Rappers The Media Has Failed To Hype by Jayphizzy(m): 12:50am On Jul 02, 2016
Kursor Blaqbonez AQ Boogey Rukus Mode9
Celebrities / Re: Nairaland Upcoming Rapper And Singer, G'iyaz Looks Dapper In New Pictures by Jayphizzy(m): 10:41am On Jul 01, 2016
GIYAZZ:
Thanks boss.
What's your old nick wink
No Old Nick, Man.... Not Even Frequent On This Platform, Was Actually Talking About Your Good Musicx.
Romance / Re: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by Jayphizzy(m): 12:46am On Jul 01, 2016
coolAll Good...
Celebrities / Re: Nairaland Upcoming Rapper And Singer, G'iyaz Looks Dapper In New Pictures by Jayphizzy(m): 11:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
winkYou' Been Holding It Down Since Day-1...God Bless Your Hustle
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Michy: I Had Sex With Shatta Wale The First Day We Met At Age 17 (video) by Jayphizzy(m): 11:18pm On Jun 30, 2016
embarassedThat Boobs Tho....
Fashion / Re: Before & After Make-up Photos That Would Shock You by Jayphizzy(m): 11:07am On Jun 29, 2016
GBAM!
Rap Battles / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win Vector's King Kong Competition by Jayphizzy(m): 9:33am On Jul 21, 2015
okay! gimme few sec, lemme share the info tuh mah whatsapp group & 2go Rap crew #Charity!

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Music/Radio / Re: A Nairalander is leading in Vector's Kingkong Competition! More votes! by Jayphizzy(m): 9:24am On Jul 21, 2015
ayaf voted!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by Jayphizzy(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2015
June-12…im I diz special?? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Deltans Meet Here! by Jayphizzy(m): 10:51am On Jul 20, 2015
I'm from delta too…where re all those Delta chicz xEv?? smiley

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